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Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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8:09 AM, July 17, 2014
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60% of the Time, We Win Every Time 85

Nicolas Cagefight 79

It's the End of the World Cup as We Know it, and We Feel Fine 71

Big Red Ballers! 70

Bad News Beers 2: Judgment Day 64

Donut Holes 45

The Cristernas 40

Jared


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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

The Prodigal Son of a Bitch returns! I took a week off, just to reevaluate myself and to reevaluate the quiz. Just me in a cabin, alone with my thoughts. “Why would someone do this to themselves week after week?” “Is it really worth the $4.75/month I’m paid to do it?”

But, against my better judgment, I came back to a hero’s welcome. And by that, I mean eight people left after round one. I think they just came for the Ozzie’s food, in which case, they’re the real winners tonight!

What We Learned Tonight:

  • True or false questions are much more entertaining when I read them Maury Povich style. Next week: Connie Chung.
  • Even a 20-second clip of “Scott Pilgrim” is enough to make me cringe.
  • Speaking of cringe, a lot of people found out about International muggle quidditch tonight. I actually saw in Cal Anderson Park last week. Accio virginitis!

Best Worst Answers:

  • One team thought that Dirk Diggler was the prime minister of South Aftrica in 1993. I can imagine that in regard to apartheid, someone said to him, “You don’t do this, donkey dick!”
  • Another team put down “Mortal Comabt” instead of “Street Fighter” on another question. Kome on…
  • Not enough bad answers, so I’ll use this space to say that “Weird” Al should record a Lana Del Rey parody called “Ultra-Pie-lence”.

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • Nicolas Cagefight – Maybe
  • Bad News Bears 2: Judgment Day – Closer
  • It’s the End of the World Cup as We Know it, and We Feel Fine – There it is.

 

 

 

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:12 PM, July 10, 2014
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Trailer Moon: Crystal Meth 88

Fig Time 80

Cervix-A-Lot 77

Meryl Streep's Driving Instructor 69

Baby Got back 57

Cancer Sucks 50

#Cleverhashtag 45

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Captiol Cider (Captiol Hill) Tuesdays 8 PM Regatta Bar and Grille (Downtown) Thursdays 7 PM
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I think it's time for a new super hero to be in town. Yes the fro-hawk. Born from a day when he was way too tired from all the smokin' and drinkin' that happens on the fremont solstice, he woke up to find the sides of his hair were flatened but the front was standing tall like a 65 year old man on viagra. He wondered what he should do with this new found power. I know...rock out at Karaoke. 

So he did and it was awesome. The swag was on lock and jawns where lookin' hawt. He has arrived folks. So whenever you need a pro to bring your needs of snark and fark to the party, fro-hawk is your man. He has a master plan and you're a part of it.

Cause fro-hawk is going to prey on your party...and make it all dat and a bag of chips. Sour Cream and Onion, Funion, done son.

I'm out bitches!  

I had an awesome night hosting Quiz for a Cause supporting the Marsha Rivkin Center for Ovarian Cancer Research. It can effect any of our Mothers, Daughters, Girlfriends or Wives at any time so anything that can be done to stamp it out is greatly apprecated. 

We had a great night fileld with quiz, raffles and creepyly direct music videos. Congrats to our two raffle winners. Mahad who one a $50 dollar gift card to REI, great to getting your summer camping plans started and to our main stay Ozzie who won $50 dollars to Amazon.com! Don't spend it all in one place now! 

And because of all of you who donated we were able to raise $185 dollars for Cancer Research! Yes pat yourselves on the back, because you did a good thing!

Thanks to these lovely ladies for putting this all together! It was a blast and I hope to do it again sometime! 

If you want to help the fight even more after last night click on the doate link below.

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Thanks again to everybody who came out and showed support have a good rest of your week and we'll see ya next week! 

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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8:15 AM, July 03, 2014
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The NeverEnding Figging 75

Treat Yo' Self 66

Swiggity Swooty, I'm Coming For Dat Booty 61

Las Colombianas y Las Gringas 54

Trout Masters 46

Memo Ochoa 41

Jared


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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

Dear Lord Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, how many times have I wrote about figging? Listen, it’s scary. It’s the monster in all of our closets. So you might as well rip that motherfucker open and face it.

And by face it, I mean Google it, because I’m not typing that shit out. I did my time, thank you.

Yet, I have to give it this team. Their attendance is sporadic, but every time they show, they wear their figgin' name like a sash of honor.  This makes them true Heroes of the Quiz™.

What We Learned Tonight:

  • It’s still too soon to make tasteless jokes about J.F.K.’s assassination. Awww, what’s the matter? Someone can’t deal with a little loss of national innocence?
  • Chris Christie did some terrible stuff, so it’s okay to make fun of his weight now. That’s how that works, right?
  • Bob Marley didn’t need The Wailers and neither did you to get the answer right.

Best Worst Answers:

  • Not one single team knew what the TLC show “Cheer Perfection” was and I’ve never been prouder. This should Best Best Answers.
  • Even though Jon & Kate’s last name was Gosselin, I accepted the similarly-sounding Gosling. Either because they look like Ryan Gosling, or because they breed like geese. Definitely one of those two.
  • Not an answer per se, but when one of the questions is about churning butter, it doesn’t help anyone if you stand up and start pantomiming the motions…

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • The NeverEnding Figging – Again, if you know what we’re talking about, this name becomes the most horrifying thing in the world.
  • Las Colombianas y Las Gringas – Thanks for giving me my first opportunity to roll an r since junior year.
  • Swiggity Swooty, I’m Coming For Dat Booty – I was going to say this three times tonight anyway, but thank you for helping it along.

 

Quiz For A Cause next week!

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