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Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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7:41 AM, February 12, 2015
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ATLiens 82

Hurry, Write Our Name Before Kanye Interru- 79

Tim's Feet 76

You Can't Beat the Red-Headed Step Children 72

United States of Tara 66

HAHA, SUCKASS 59

:P 51

Boom Baby 50

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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

I don’t know if you knew this, but after quiz, I take a 20-minute bus ride to get back home. And I’ve seen some stuff. I’ve seen teenagers doing cocaine in the back. People in wheelchairs getting into a fist fight at the front. Tonight a woman sitting in the seat in front of mine picked her ear. For the entire ride.

You know, people, in case you need to be told, this is really more of an “at home” activity. As is doing coke. Please. Sorry, this is the only public forum I'm allowed. Onto the quiz.

The More We Know:

  • John Fogerty was born in Berkeley, CA. So when he says that big wheels keep on “toin-in’,” he’s full of shit, essentially.
  • Is a beaked mascot the only thing Froot Loops cereal and Brazil’s Socialist Democrats have in common? Only time will tell…
  • John Wayne played Genghis Khan in 1956. Yes, really.

Best Worst Answers:

  • Second round’s audio theme was all condiments. One team wrote down Veggie Tales as an artist. Genius.
  • When asking about the only dead member of Led Zeppelin, one team wrote down Keith Moon. Guys, people who have driven cars into swimming pools and people that have choked on their own vomit deserve a little more respect, okay?
  • One answer tonight was just “anyourism haha.” Sick.

Team Name Hall O’ Fame:

  • ATLiens – Not too clever, but a solid reference to a solid album.
  • :P – Looks good in print and makes me look like an ass trying to pronounce it. Nice work all around.
  • You Can’t Beat the Red-Headed Stepchildren – Yeesh.

 

See you next see you.

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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7:39 AM, February 05, 2015
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Super Bowl Sharknado 76

Quizzed in My Pants 61

Great Balls O' Fire 60

Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do? 53

Has Anyone Suggested That We Should Run the Ball?! 51

Should've Been High 9

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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

There’s been a pall over Seattle all week. No parade. No Skittles. No sex. No drugs. No wine. No women. No fun. No sin. No you. No wonder it’s dark.

Yes, you guessed it: 1980’s New Wave is the only thing that will get us through. Onward.

The More We Know:

  • Kristen Stewart has not yet won an Oscar. I know, I couldn't believe it either.
  • “Pinocchio”, like so many other old fairy tales, originally involved mutilation and dismemberment. I blame the Europeans.
  • ‘Til Tuesday is a good band.

Not Too Many Shitty Answers This Week:

  • But I did like the movie title “Citizen Kane II: Rosebud’s Revenge”.

 

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • Has Anyone Suggested That We Should Run the Ball?! – Too soon.
  • Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do? – He works second shift at The Gap. Why?
  • Super Bowl Sharknado – Again, too soon. We all know by now that the left one was Snoop Dogg hot-boxing in that shark costume, right?

 

See you next Wednesday.

 

 

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:32 AM, January 29, 2015
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Star Wars Episode XI: Break Like the Wind 81

Super Bowel 80

Nunya Quiz-ness 78

Dark Helmet 77

Sea……MEN! 72

Surprise Sex Party! 72

Let's Get Weird! 68

My Favorite 'Friends' Character is Gunther 59

Boo-urns 56

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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

Guys, the “Friends” quiz is tomorrow night. And wouldn’t you know it, there was an episode on when I got home tonight. Not just any episode. A season one episode! A Marcel episode! At first I rolled my eyes, but then, guess what…it made me chuckle a few times. This of course just led to a huge flashback of flipping through my sister’s “Seventeen” magazines and wishing my parents had the money and the common sense to buy me Tommy Hilfiger shirts and Jnco jeans. Or maybe I’m a better person now because I wasn’t given overpriced materialistic crap.

No, fuck that. I wanted to star in “The Faculty”!

The More We Know:

  • There’s a game on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” known as “Head, Gut, or Groin”. Even the word “butt” is too risqué for ABC. 
  • Speaking of the ‘90s, remember when Richard Jewell blew up Bob Dole’s Viagra supply? Ah…were we ever so young? (Please don’t answer either one of those.) 
  • And have the Ninja Turtles ruined the word “tubular” for us that we no longer grasp its literal meaning? Like when I’m trying to flirt with a woman and tell her “Tonight’s going to be totally tubular…”  

 

Best Worst Answers:

  • The team that wrote down “Adam Gold” instead of “Adam Goldberg:” I wanted to give you guys the point so bad, I really did. 
  • The team that wrote down “Jared Duncan” instead of “Adam Goldberg:” It was moronic and cheap, but I wanted to give you guys the point so bad, I really did. 
  • And to the team that wrote down “Japan” on every single question where there were only two answers: You’re smart, but I don’t like you. This is the equivalent of bunting every time to bat. 

 

Team Name Hall O’ Fame:

  • Sea……MEN! – Mocking the city’s chant and making a sex joke in one fell swoop. 
  • Nunya Quiz-ness – The mayors of Sassytown. 
  • Super Bowel – Once again, lampooning sports and being sophomoric all at once. It’s a guaranteed favorite! 

 

See Yew Next Wednesday.

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