If you haven't picked up a local copy of The Park Record this week, you should check out the massive article in the "Scene" section. Not scene, like swoop haircuts and girl pants, that's fukcing terrible. You kill that with fire, piano belt and all.

We had a great turnout at the quiz, with more and more piling into The Sidecar each week. I'm trying to think of a segway about The Boxcar Children and being in a bar called The Sidecar but it's just not coming to me. That's a terrible thing to admit when there were like, 130 of those things to draw from. Um, I guess The Sidecar, uh, is where you run to in order to have your own adventures...because your parents are dead. I got nothing.

Now let's talk about one of our questions last night. We had a before-and-after round where part of the question asked you to name the star of Asian Street Hookers 7. Listen, all of your shocked intakes of breath don't fool me because Harvard has done studies that show Utah is #1 in online porn subscribers for broadband, dial-up and general consumption. It's OK, Utah, embrace your porn side.

Well, not all of your porn sides (SFW).

Congratulations to That's What She Said for another win. I'm looking forward to next week. Be sure to visit The Park Record's website and like our article, maybe even comment on the quiz. See you next time!

• The Royal Hilltop - Aurora 8:00 PM
• Darcy's Bistro & Pub - Denver 8:30 PM
• Prickly Pete's - Denver 8:00 PM
• The Whiskey Bar - Denver 7:00 PM
• The Cheeky Monk - Westminster 9:00 PM
• The Ram (Meridian) - Meridian 9:00 PM
• Lisa's Restaurant & Lounge - Augusta 7:30 PM
• Opal Divine's (Marina) - Austin 10:00 PM
• Opal Divine's (Penn Field) - Austin 10:00 PM