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C.B. & Potts
555 Zang St
Broomfield, CO 80021
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:40 AM, October 01, 2014
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Duck Butt 94

Don't Grow Up. It's a Trap. 90

Beer & Present Danger 89

Multiple Scorgasms 85

Alpha Kenny One 80

Rural Juror 78

KP & The Boys 78

The Relaxi-taxi 75

We Know Nothing, Jon Snow 61

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

The CDC has issued an official declaration of martial law for the entirety of the United States following the ebola outbreak in the city currently known as Dallas. I say "currently," because the first act (pending Presidential authorization) is the nuclear destruction of the city. It will henceforth be known as "The Wasteland Formerly Known as Dallas." Ft. Worth will be quarantined for two weeks pending any signs of ebola. If none are found, after the two week period Ft. Worth will be walled in and supplied with enough canned ham to last 3 months. They're on their own after that.

You may be wondering what this means for you. Well, I have unfortunate news, and some strong advice: Don't get sick. Not just ebola, either. Any illness that could weaken your immune system and thus leave you more susceptible will be considered grounds for termination. The burning grounds have not yet been determined, but sources say local authorities are leaning towards Rocky Flats. No word yet from the scientific community on whether the Rocky Flats radiation is more likely to animate the ebola corpses and begin the zombie apocalypse.

It's going to be a difficult time for a lot of us. You will almost certainly lose at least 30% of your loved ones, but the survivors will be better off for it. At least the non-homeowners, because the massive population decline will also cause a collapse of the housing market. Economists are currently split on the likely effect on employment. While many job openings will be created as workers die off, demand will also drop precipitously. The energy industry may experience a temporary boom due to a need for constantly burning fires at the burn pits, but again, there is an offset due to the travel restrictions imposed.

You can find the full details of the CDC orders online somewhere, I'm quite sure, but I can't be bothered to look them up right now. Good luck, and I hope relatively few of you die before next week.

C.B. & Potts
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12:03 PM, September 24, 2014
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Fuck It, I Quit 74

Ctrl+Alt+Del 70

My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem 69

Thunder Gun Express 68

JM 67

Team America 63

Just The Two Of Us 62

Beer & Loathing in Las Vegas 61

Why? & Bother? 61

Dibs On 4 Boobs! 60

I Drink, Then Forget Trivia 57

Team Avatar 50

Whale Tail Spotters 49

Fresh Out Of Clever Team Names 46

Team Gogo 23

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

A long time ago, in a venue far, far away, I played a quiz. This was before I became a quizmaster myself, of course. I just played and lost and generally had fun. But this quiz was special. This quiz had a R7 that was just Sam Jackson yelling in 8 different movies.

Of course one of those clips was from A Time to Kill. "Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!" It was cut off just before that part, but the quizmaster (Paul, the best quizmaster) had that clip ready to go and played it in full during the answers. The whole room shouted it, naturally. That's just what you do when you've got Sam Jackson wishing for someone to burn in hell.

And last night it appeared again, in a form I never would have expected. Irish Sam Jackson, getting pissed off in Limerick form. Helllll yeah! I liked that way too much. And I didn't even do a good job of it! But I don't care. I got to say it, and that's the best.

I hope all of you someday get the chance to yell your favorite movie lines over a microphone, preferably involving Sam Jackson. It's an experience everyone should have at some point in their life. I highly encourage it.

Thanks for coming out, and I'll see you back here next week. OR BURNING IN HELL!

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9:23 AM, September 17, 2014
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Irony: The Opposite of Wrinkly 66

Beer & Present Danger 60

Crusty Socks 59

Sexy 58

Thunder Gun Express 57

Happy Glampers 55

Girls Night 52

I Wish I Had A Gay Snowman! 51

Let me guess? Last place again? 49

The Mile High Club 47

How Did U2 Get In My Cloud? 40

Nerf or Nothin' 40

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Tues. 8:00 CB & Potts, Broomfield Thurs. 8:00 Moe's BBQ (North), Denver
Logan (Goober)

He's everything you want, he's everything you need. He's everything inside of you that you wish you could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time, and he means something to you but you don't know why.

Ash Ketchum is no better than Michael Vick, and you all know it. He roams the countryside, captures animals, and forces them to fight for his own gratification. It's sickening. "But Logan," you say. "The Pokemon don't fight to the death, and they all get healed afterwards!" That doesn't make it any better! You think you're IMPROVING the situation when you repeatedly electrify a creature, smash its face with rocks, or set it on fire, and then give it drugs so it's ready to do it again?

That's messed up, dude, and I'm not tolerating it anymore. I will not be a party to Pokemon suffering anymore. No badge is worth the inhumane treatment these "pocket monsters" get. As usual, we can tell who the real monster here is: turns out it's man.

You can't entirely blame Ash, though. It's the whole society. It's like Rome with gladiators. All of their society watches and enjoys while they subjugate someone (or something) and force them to fight, regardless of how nicely they treat them outside the arena. And you can't pretend the Pokemon don't know what's going on. Meowth can talk! He's CLEARLY sentient and self-aware! 

I ask that you join me in boycotting Pokemon. Not because you're no longer 12 years old, but because it's evil. We'll join together for something wholesome and altogether good: the NFL.

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