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Darcy's Bistro & Pub
4955 S Ulster St
Denver, CO 80237
Saturdays: 8:30 PM
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12:02 PM, September 28, 2014
Scores
Max Power 75

I Was Bad Horsed and I Loved It 67

Mile High Urban Achievers 66

2 Guys and a Girl 62

This Hideous Dog 59

We Speak Geek 59

Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Toy Boat 58

Whirling Dervishes 57

Double D 55

The Average Joes 55

Hand Job By Proxy 54

Golden Girls 53

Twirling Smermishes 51

Aquaman Sucks 48

How is Notre Dame 4 and 0? 43

Scousers +1 21

Vertigo Chuck


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Pub on Pearl
Tuesdays 8:00 PM

Darcy's Bistro and Pub
Saturdays 8:30 PM
Charles (Vertigo Chuck)

I'm Charles, Charlie, Chuck, whatever non-derogatory nickname you can think of for Charles. Even though I started QuizMastering at the HandleBar Tavern in December '11, I have quizzed in dozens of places for years. Our teams never quite won anything, but we always have a good time racking our brains for those little tidbits of info that GWD requires nightly.

I am definitely a geek. That picture is of me swinging from two phonebooks leafed together. Yeah, just like Mythbusters used to make. A physicist by trade, I don my mask and head out into the night partying hard and consuming various social lubricants.

Join me at my quiz and I will try to swoon you with my dulcet tones of vector calculus and Star Wars references. If you are really lucky, catch me with my Rubik's cube and I will get rid of its entropy faster than takes a grown man (or woman) to change a toilet paper roll (or paper towel roll)1.

Gordon Freeman is my hero. For the winter gift-giving season, I want a red crowbar so that I can keep it under my pillow while I sleep.

 

1Times may be adjusted annually for inflation

If it Aint Broke, Make it Better

This is the place where I am going to talk about mammals producing caviar. According to google, "The beluga whale or white whale is an Arctic and sub-Arctic cetacean. It is .... according to Wikipedia." Back in college, we called Google the oracle, and wikipedia the source of all knowledge. Google is still the oracle because you need to interpret whatever it gives you, just in case it is wrong. I would call Reddit the source of all knowledge now because I'm sure everything is there, just not organized beyond /r. I'm not saying that Wikipedia is censored, but the internet is policing it. I don't know, it just doesn't quite fit the description anymore. Also, for those teams out there that need a geography lesson, I am embedding this Google map. Notice how Minneapolis/St Paul is nowhere near a great lake.

Mutual hatred is a good reason to team up. For instance, Aquaman Sucks decided what their team name should be based solely (this word looks really weird) on their agreement that Aquaman could do squat here in Colorado. Mutual hatred in a team, however, is not good for morale. I'm not going to say "poor Chris" for what happened with his team and their Round 3 not getting turned in.

Handjob by Proxy makes many different drawings of me, but I guess I'm not a cheeta. That was a play on words that makes Sierra ROFL. If you don't know what ROFL is, I just want to make sure that you know you are reading a web log, weblog, 'blog. These are the ones that wanted to beat Chris into a pulp, but instead wanted him immortalized as someone not cool.

In summary, don't be embarassed about doing well in sex-related rounds with your family with you. Points matter more than your rep with your parents.

 

See you all next week! Same Bat time, same Bat place.

 

P.S. Twirling really does need an 'H'.

P.P.S. Check out and like the facebook page that you can find here. I give away an extra round theme every afternoon before quiz so you won't be completely surprised at the content. I am also recycling the PPS from the past few weeks, so get over it.

Darcy's Bistro & Pub
4955 S Ulster St
Denver, CO 80237
Saturdays: 8:30 PM
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8:03 AM, September 21, 2014
Scores
Max Power 73

Twenty Eyes 69

2 Boobs and a Dick 68

Outdrinkin' Your State Since 1848 63

We Had No Teammates, So We Made One 59

Sponsored by: GWD Pencils 57

Wreck it Ralph 57

The Geeky, the Shiny, and the Gimpy 55

2 in the Pink, 1 in the Jar Jar Binks 54

Robotic Malfunction 48

Michael J. Fox Ruined our Jenga Game 35

Raptor Man 23

Soggy Dog 13

Team Good 7

Vertigo Chuck


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Quiz Schedule
Pub on Pearl
Tuesdays 8:00 PM

Darcy's Bistro and Pub
Saturdays 8:30 PM
Charles (Vertigo Chuck)

I'm Charles, Charlie, Chuck, whatever non-derogatory nickname you can think of for Charles. Even though I started QuizMastering at the HandleBar Tavern in December '11, I have quizzed in dozens of places for years. Our teams never quite won anything, but we always have a good time racking our brains for those little tidbits of info that GWD requires nightly.

I am definitely a geek. That picture is of me swinging from two phonebooks leafed together. Yeah, just like Mythbusters used to make. A physicist by trade, I don my mask and head out into the night partying hard and consuming various social lubricants.

Join me at my quiz and I will try to swoon you with my dulcet tones of vector calculus and Star Wars references. If you are really lucky, catch me with my Rubik's cube and I will get rid of its entropy faster than takes a grown man (or woman) to change a toilet paper roll (or paper towel roll)1.

Gordon Freeman is my hero. For the winter gift-giving season, I want a red crowbar so that I can keep it under my pillow while I sleep.

 

1Times may be adjusted annually for inflation

The Etymology of Medieval

There was a family at the table next to me where I set up. Throughtout the evening, I talked about fantastic subjects such as children's soccer and football. These conversations tended toward injuries that happen in these sports at young ages. I was shocked and surprised by the quantity and quality of these wounds, but I kept my opinions to myself because one of the sons sharpened all of my pencils for me with the brand new pencil sharpener that sharpens your pencil to precisely almost as sharp as you want it. Darn you X-acto and your theories on lead tip diamaeter.

I was going to turn today's blog into a mad-lib, but on the drive home last night, I realized that I'm not creative enough for that this week. Maybe next week I will have a fantastic story, but before you read it, you need to pick different parts of speech. That is what a mad-lib is for those of you that don't know. They get funny when you put raunchy words in, or when you put regular words in, but the innuendo becomes too much for everyone and you pass out laughing on the floor as if you had all read the world's deadliest joke (see Monty Python if you haven't).

The Clever Team Name of the Night Award goes to Sponsored By: for their ingenious way of making me come up with different sponsorships throughout the night. I ended up with the pencil sponsorship because I needed them back, and Staples has their own sports arena, so there ha. A close second is Two in the Pink, One in the Jar Jar Binks because I didn't realize what it meant until the 3rd time I said it out loud.

These images brought to you by 20 Eyes. They didn't appreciate my moody music at the beginning of quiz, so they reverted back to high school and passed a note. They wanted it to be creepy, but it wasn't. Try harder next time; I can think of at least two ways to make it creepy. Also, this horse picture. It is interesting how this team makes animals that look like me whereas another team enjoys placing me in different scenes. Fun. Enjoy this horse.

 

See you all next week! Same Bat time, same Bat place.

 

P.S. The Geeky never showed up from The Geeky, The Shiny, and The Gimpy, so they accepted a substitution.

P.P.S. Check out and like the facebook page that you can find here. I give away an extra round theme every afternoon before quiz so you won't be completely surprised at the content. I am also recycling the PPS from the past few weeks, so get over it.

Darcy's Bistro & Pub
4955 S Ulster St
Denver, CO 80237
Saturdays: 8:30 PM
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12:12 PM, September 14, 2014
Scores
NF Hail Hydra 75

Ebola is the New Black 71

Help! We're Trapped in the Library 70

Whirling Dervishes 68

3 Racks and Two Sacks 65

The Angry Badgers 65

We Had No Teammates, So We Made One 65

Close The Garage 61

Frickles 61

Dalek Asylum 57

Drunk in Texas, or Texas Drunk? 55

2 to Tango 52

Car RamRod 49

House Recipe 46

Team Life 10

Vertigo Chuck


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Web

Quiz Schedule
Pub on Pearl
Tuesdays 8:00 PM

Darcy's Bistro and Pub
Saturdays 8:30 PM
Charles (Vertigo Chuck)

I'm Charles, Charlie, Chuck, whatever non-derogatory nickname you can think of for Charles. Even though I started QuizMastering at the HandleBar Tavern in December '11, I have quizzed in dozens of places for years. Our teams never quite won anything, but we always have a good time racking our brains for those little tidbits of info that GWD requires nightly.

I am definitely a geek. That picture is of me swinging from two phonebooks leafed together. Yeah, just like Mythbusters used to make. A physicist by trade, I don my mask and head out into the night partying hard and consuming various social lubricants.

Join me at my quiz and I will try to swoon you with my dulcet tones of vector calculus and Star Wars references. If you are really lucky, catch me with my Rubik's cube and I will get rid of its entropy faster than takes a grown man (or woman) to change a toilet paper roll (or paper towel roll)1.

Gordon Freeman is my hero. For the winter gift-giving season, I want a red crowbar so that I can keep it under my pillow while I sleep.

 

1Times may be adjusted annually for inflation

Misspelling "Kenneth Branagh"

I had a little extra time, and it is sunset time at the time I drive to quiz, so I took the dam road. I saw something that looked like smoke or steam rising from the dry side of the dam. After taking a closer look, I saw that it was giant swarms of mosquitoes. There must have been about 1,000,000 of them all along the guardrail. The right side of my car is completely covered in splatted ones. Fun fact: when a bug splats on your car, you lose fuel efficiency. Only a little bit, but you lose some, which is really annoying in an all-time all-wheel-drive car that doesn't get that much to begin with. It also looks like I misplaced my team name cheat sheet that I have when I take photos, so if the caption is incorrect on your picture, send me a message through the GWD Darcy's facebook page. I think I remember, and it is process of elimination. And now I remember what it is like to do a mix-and-match Round 5 (like you all had tonight. Coincidence?).

This picture is brouth to you by Close the Garage. I don't know which on their team is the artist, but they are all very similar if you scan back through the annals of these quiz blogs. You should reveal your name so that I can put a person instead of just a team. As always, click the image for a larger version.

This is the point in the blog where I tell you what I remember from my crib sheet to blog with like Frickles is just an item off the menu. NF Hail Hydra is social commentary that the NFL is an evil organization, and 3 Racks and a Sack changed to 3 Racks and 2 Sacks When their second guy shows up. I would tell you those things, but I don't think I will.

 

See you all next week! Same Bat time, same Bat place.

 

P.S. I caved and bought a new pencil sharpener. It is helical. It is by X-acto, and it worked well. Maybe I will give it the slight addition of a plug (Wait.... hmmmmm.... There might be more additions).

P.P.S. Check out and like the facebook page that you can find here. I give away an extra round theme every afternoon before quiz so you won't be completely surprised at the content. I am also recycling the PPS from the past few weeks, so get over it.

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