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McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:15 PM, February 13, 2015
Scores
Pat Sajak Prime 85

Brainiac X 75

Dicker? You Brought Her! 72

4 Southerners and Ethan 70

Unitarian Jihad 67

Pamelton Lindelhauzen 66

Starsky and Hutch and Huggy Bear 60

The Left Shark 57

Scruffy Muff Hoarders 48

Quizagators 46

1EE7 37

B&B 34

Shartnado 2 33

Cous Cous 27

Damon & Naomi 21

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Wednesdays at McCabe's Tavern.
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Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.

So. Uh. Remember last week, when I totally quizzed at McCabe's and then left for Geek Bowl the next day and completely, totally forgot to post a blog? Heh. Well, here's me doing that, finally. It's like I'm a time traveler! With benefit of hindsight! Let's do this:

Yes. I remember quiz being fun. I remember he had a handful of teams who really sucked at quiz but took it in stride. "Do you guys need me to get you a coloring book?" is something I remember saying because I AM THE HILARIOUSEST.

I remember that a team was super mad at Our Dear Leader for some reason (Geek Bowl II? Whatever) and that they played minus a key player and got third place anyway. That team was Dicker? You Brought Her! and I went hardy-har-har and then added a few more hars that turned into uncontrollable coughing.

I remember that Brainiac X got second place. I remembered this by looking at my score spreadsheet and comparing their scores to other teams, most of which were lower than theirs. So not so much remembering as observing, I get it, Mister Nitpicker, but you are not even my real dad and I don't have to even obey you.

I also remembered that Sajak Prime won by winning and knowing more of the answers than other teams. They especially knew more answers than Unitarian Jihad, who totally shit the bed on everything because they're bad people and they probably won't ever win again only crap, I forgot I'm from the future and they won the very next week and where's my Quiz Score Almanac so I can become the Biff Tannen of pub quiz and finally have my fake-breasted Lorraine? Metaphorically, I mean.

McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:02 PM, January 29, 2015
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Something Insensitive About the Challenger Explosion 76

Unitarian Jihad 75

Vanna White 75

Lance Armstrong Says Go Patriots 72

Pat Sajak 66

Hashtag Scabs On My Taint 61

Scruffy Muff Hoarders 56

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 56

Cassowaries 46

Houston, We Have a Problem 45

I'll Deflate Your Balls If You Deflate Mine 43

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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays at McCabe's Tavern.
Aaron (Fuckmaster Emeritus)

Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.

Woot and woo and howdily-doo and stuff, fellas and lady-fellas. Sorry for the late post here.

So. Last night! Here are the things I would like history to remember:

1.) Hockey-shouting sounds like the male version of "When Harry Met Sally" diner scenes, only gruntier. I'll have what he's having, indeed.

2.) Moose don't have proper knuckles because A) the tarsals/carpals and phalanges are fused into one big bone; and B) those bones are encased in the keratinous shell of the hoof itself.

3.) Leo Tolstoy probably had gnomes living in his beard.

4.) Stare-offs make for good tie-breakers. It's a blink heard around the world.

5.) Other non-sequiturs.

We had ourselves a time. Although they were tied for it, Something Insensitive About the Challenger Explosion made off with first yet again, albeit narrowly. This is because science, probably. And Unitarian Jihad won the aforementioned stare-off for second place, leaving Vanna White off in the dust.

Here's to good times. Tonight is kinda special.

McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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8:35 AM, January 22, 2015
Scores
Brainiac X 84

Pat Sajak 82

Asshole Casserole 81

Vanna White 80

Two Hour Delay, Hooray 74

Unitarian Jihad 73

They Might Be Giants ? Or Remotely Tall Gentlemen 61

Im' Telling Mom 56

Scruffy Muff Hoarders 55

Victorious Secret 55

Drinks Who Geek 55

Old Dummies 45

Inglorious Beards 24

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Quiz Schedule
Wednesdays at McCabe's Tavern.
Aaron (Fuckmaster Emeritus)

Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.

Well, you kiddos, not a bad turnout last night at all, for the roads being a bucket of lacquered ass. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. We had ourselves a time.

On a night like last, where the Facebooks and the Twitters and the news are all blowing up with warnings about OMGZ NEVER EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE OR EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL DIE, you never really know what to expect when you hit the bar. Will it be two teams and some tumbleweeds? Everybody in town doing shots and taking refuge from the snowpocalypse? We ended up somewhere in between, with 14 teams and a medium rowdiness quotient, which I am pretty okay with.

So fun? Was it had? Mais oui! We had a pretty good helping of newbies who needed their hands (and other parts, mrow!) held, and the old usual boring regulars who are like so yawn. But! Brainiac X won! By like a couple points! And Pat Sajak's Vowel Movement came in second! Hooray! And Asshole Casserole looked like they were gonna win but then the other teams did better on Round 8! So there's that! And Unitarian Jihad totally shit the bed and didn't place at all, bwahahahaha. And that's why it was the best birthday ever.

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