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McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:30 AM, October 30, 2014
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Brainiac X 83

Night of the Living Middle-Aged 83

Take Your Head Out of Your Cardigans So I Can Slap You 82

Pat Sajak's Vowel Movements 81

Ketchup Terrorists 74

Pitchers and Catchers 72

The Oneders 69

Bear Suit 68

Fat Girl Costumes 62

Halal! Is It Meat You're Looking For? 57

Californication 45

39 Dollar Glasses 43

5 Dummies and a Preggo 35

Thing #2 32

Boomer Sooners 31

BAT 6

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Wednesdays at McCabe's Tavern.
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Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.

So with all the deadness last week, I might have neglected to mention what a big deal our annual Halloween quiz is, where everybody dresses up and I give out prizes and it's hilarious and wonderful and high-five to all. The upshot to this is that barely anybody dressed up and I didn't give out prizes and it was neither hilarious nor wonderful and low-fives to all.

Okay, I'm being a bit harsh, because last night was a good 'un. The buttholes in Night of the Living Middle Aged, nee Unitarian Jihad, totally dressed up. And I did too, in itchy pantyhose to revive my Dolores Umbridge costume from the Harry Potter quiz and nobody got it or laughed and I wept a little inside.

But hey! A guy came up and demanded that I play Five Finger Death Punch because I'd turned off the jukebox in order to quiz. "No," I said. "No. No, no, no. No." There's a lesson here about playing Five Finger Death Punch in public and the karma that follows, but I'm too simple a man to figure it out. Just no.

It was a mighty close quiz, you guys. Our top five or so were all within one point of each other. But in third was Take Your Head Out of Your Cardigan So I Can Slap You, elbowing out Pat Sajak's Vowel Movement. And for first! There was! A Super! Exciting! Tie! It fell between the aforementioned Middle Aged and Brainiac X, who sudden-deathed it up and long story short, Middle Aged nailed it and won and everybody cheered and/or booed and then went home and had a happy and safe Halloween or whatever.

McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:26 AM, October 23, 2014
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12 Eyes & a Clue 78

Unitarian Jihad 76

How I Met Retka's Mom 75

Ketchup Terrorists 70

Blood, Sweat & Tears 60

More Americans Have Been Married to Kim Kardashian Than Have Died from Ebola 27

Off Constantly 11

Team Whaaaa? 1

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Wednesdays at McCabe's Tavern.
Aaron (Fuckmaster Emeritus)

Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.

Sssshhh! You'll wake the quiz that was last night at McCabe's!

I've seen some quiet 'uns, but it sorta took the reserved cake last night, whether it was from the sportsballs on the teevee or impending Halloweeniness or people just wanting to stay home and catch up on their correspondence. We had 8 teams at the beginning (one of whom garnered 1 lonely, lonely point) and 5 who played the whole way through, and throughout all of it, you could hear a pin drop. I dropped some pins just to check. And then I dropped some SCIENCE, y'all, and it became a totally xxxtreme rap battle for the ages! Yeah, boyeeee!

So with so few teams, you'd think for sure that Unitarian Jihad would totally have won, but you're stupider than you look, because they didn't. Instead, it was 12 Eyes and a Clue, who came and ruled a few weeks ago and whose name checked out mathematically because glasses. And hey, Brian showed up again because he missed us and played on a two-person team called How I Met Retka's Mom that got third because whatever.

So hey, for the four of you who actually read this: next week. Halloween quiz. Costumes. Make it fun. Just try not to make it weird.

McCabe's Tavern
520 S Tejon St
Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:29 PM, October 15, 2014
Scores
Dude Looks Like a Lady & the Tramp Stamp 88

Unitarian Jihad 78

Brainiac X 77

They See Us Ebolin', They Hatin' 77

Pat Sajak's Vowel Movements 74

Blood, Sweat & Beers 71

The Leftovers 66

Too Soon For Ebola Jokes 63

The Pink Penguin 60

Intimidated & Confused 53

Halal! Is It Meat You're Looking For? 52

Two Tickets to Eboladise 51

Whore Island 49

Team Brilliant 46

Got Ebola? 44

Sticky Buns 2:25 28

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Wednesdays at McCabe's Tavern.
Aaron (Fuckmaster Emeritus)

Aaron's been quizmastering since before you were born. He's occasionally hilarious when he's not being sort of a dick. Things that make him giggle include: Li'l Jon; gamboling puppies; the word "oatmeal." No idea why. He's doing preeeeeetty well for himself, thank you.

Well, well, well. Turns out these old bones can actually have themselves some fun from time to time, what with the boss-man breathing down my neck and the old lady a-rattlin' her chains and the kids driving me up a wall and other cliches, too. It's nice to put these dogs up at the end of a long day of hauling around heavy, heavy steel beams and just let myself be for a spell. This is the worst Springsteen song ever.

The point is, smartass, that I had a good time tonight at McCabe's, where we had a nice packed house and by one team the biggest turnout we've had since I unretired (maybe? Counting is hard). Autumn is doing that thing that autumn does in Colorado, where people are initially all, "Waaah, it's dark out and colder than it was a month ago, and my kids are back in school and waaaah," or whatever, and they stop showing up, but then two weeks later they're conversely like, "Waaaaah, it's boring in my house," and they turn out in full force. Which is great, and I savor it each and every year. I SAVOR YOU.

But hey, enough of me passing my camera around like the olden days where music meant something and you hacks actually bothered, because I missed out on like 6 teams' pictures, even after asking on mic, "EVERYONE GOT THEIR PICTURES TAKEN, RIGHT? SEE ME IF YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PICTURES TAKEN." People cannot be trusted, ever.

So. Shop talk: Fuckin' A, Dude Looks Like A Lady & the Tramp Stamp nailed the shit out of the quiz tonight. 88 points! It was a victory to be remembered by history, memorialized by fine oil paintings and very regal statues and $25 split between six people.

Unitarian Jihad suuuuucked, until they didn't, and then they got second place. I hate them so much.

And then there was a very exciting paper-rock-scissors-off for third place, which had Brainiac X and They See Me Ebolin', They Hatin' neck and neck. And after lots of exciting counting, Ebolin' got it, but Brainiac can take some consolation in the fact that their Mike and I had a very good conversation prequiz about the rumored Civil War arc of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and how they'd probably pull it off pretty well, given that Captain America 3 is supposed to set up the story and then Avengers 3 is supposed to be the full-on Civil War story, with Tony Stark feeling all bad for his robots destroying the world in Age of Ultron, but then he overcompensates for his guilt and goes all pro-registration and Cap's all, "Nah, brah," and they divide up all the MCU superheroes to beat the shit out of each other, and especially given the news that Marvel's negotiating with Sony for the rights to Spider-Man, who's sorta crucial to Civil War, I think it'll be pretty rad, especially if the next phase following the war is Cap dying because he's shot by Crossbones like in the books and Winter Soldier has to step up and then all the heroes have to unite again because like, oh shit, bros, here comes Thanos, and while you weren't paying attention and fighting amongst yourselves and sending Hulk off to a different planet to be a rad gladiator and, let's face it, probably meet up with the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thanos got all the Infinity Stones and now he's coming to destroy Earth and the whole galaxy and stuff and it's probably time to get Hank Pym and Dr. Strange and the Inhumans in on all that stuff right now too because like all life on the planet is at stake.

And that was quiz. That same lady from last week mentioned her tits again.

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