I had a lot of blog titles to choose from tonight. As I predicted, I got a lot of amusing answers for Round Four. Trolling/Twinking. Farting/Taking a Vacation, and so on.

I enjoyed seeing some of your eyes light up at the sight of our visual round. What else did I love? The fact that too many of you knew the answer to the question about the dungeon master.

We saw the return of my favorite answer, “Danny Glover’s Dick Blood”. I have the same reaction to reading this answer every time, as if it is something new.

We had a team named You Stole Our Booth and You Know Who You Are. First of all, I love the name. You guys rock my world.. and I know you are the Danny Glover people! I don’t know what happened, but I take full responsibility for the robbery of the booth. I saw a couple getting their check, so I grabbed team Suicide Squad and told them to stick to that booth like flies to shit. I like to make my teams feel at home, like when you go to The Olive Garden. When you’re at the Rover, your family..unless you happen to be the guy who creeps me out.

Yep, I was creeped out tonight. Really creeped out. I’m not going to tell you who I’m talking about other than that he is featured in one of the following pictures. I’m also not going to repeat what he said to me, other than it had to do with licks. I’m going to bed after I post this and there is no need for nightmares, although I am probably too late.

Can you find the the creeper? Maybe you can, maybe you can’t.

Scores

Carpet Matches the Drapes	                61
Suicide Squad	                                58           
Two Mannings One Cup	                        55
Up the Fuckin' Wall	                        54
Team Efficiency	                                51
Kraken Calamari	                                50
With 6 You Get an Eggroll	                49
The Purribg Pussy Posse	                        49
You Stole our Booth and You Know Who You Are	48
In Hong Kong, Brett Favre Would be Dead	        41
Jihad Me at Hello	                        31
Mr. Bungle	                                31
Upswing	                                        28
D.R. Nation and then Murphey's	                27

Thanks to Heather for her assistance. See you next week!

I'm just going to dive right into my random thoughts about tonight's quiz at the Rover:

a. It was orgasmic.

b. The bonus prize was a three pack of coffee flavored, bacon flavored, and waffle flavored dental floss. Our winner shared the wealth with a lot of teams, including Amber, our lovely bartender. She described the bacon flavor as tasting like feet. Deeelish.

c. I highly doubt The Beach Boys ever had a banned album cover. Nice try, though.

d. Sarah Palin was not the original Batgirl. I'll leave it at that.

e. One question I got a lot tonight had to do with Johnny Marr. Many of you didn't know who he was. I didn't either.

f. I really did meet Strom Thurmond when I was in third grade. That was a really long time ago. Even then, he was ancient.

I could go on and on, throught the rest of the alphabet. But I won't. Instead, I'll share some pictures of our night together:

Scores

Wolfman's Best Friend is a Wolfman	69
Clever Team Name	                68
Pat Robertson Knows Best	        51 (plus 1)
Dufus Divas	                        51
Matt Parks Like My Grandma	        50
Purple Monkey Dishwasher	        50
Big Gulps, Huh?	                        44
CCD- Alleycats	                        30

Next week!

So glad to be back at the Rover tonight. I was worried that people would poop out because of the weather, but I was relieved to see that we had a pretty decent showing. We also had a bunch of new teams, which always makes me happy.

Speaking of the weather, damn it is cold outside. I had my glass of water by the window and the damn thing froze.

Tonight, one of our bonus rounds asked about Enrique Iglesias. Richard, of Short Bus had serious trouble believing Enrique is a man. He wasn’t even joking.. he thought he was a woman. Pretty damn funny when someone sounds like they are kidding but they really have no clue.

I always hated Beavis and Butthead when it was on. Round 7 made me laugh though. What made me laugh even more was when one team answered Two Live Crew for Tag Team.

You will notice that some of these pictures came out a little funky. I have a new camera and I need to read that damn booklet. I hate reading instructions for new purchases.

Anyway, here are our memories of tonight:

Scores

Time's Wolfman of the Year	        77
The Hunger Dogs	                        70
Diccifult Difficult Lemon Difficult	67
Sticky Cock Saints	                67
Gary Busey's Bastard Children	        64
Irish Twins	                        63
Happy Birthday Sarah	                54
TBA	                                52
Team Discovery Channel	                50
The Short Bus: Running on Empty	        41

Next week, lovers!

I want to thank the Quizgoers at the Rover for again allowing a redhead to sub your Quiz on short notice. Your Quiz Bitch Regulaire, Ellen, came down with strep throat (or at least that's what she's calling it...), so in I came and off we went!

Since I'm one of those who contends that a new decade does, indeed, begin tonight at midnight, I took The Rover on a journey back to a decade with better music than the one we're leaving in the dust: the 80s. The flagship song of the evening was in no uncertain terms that gem by Rick Springfield, "Jessie's Girl." The entire bar did a bueno job with the sing-a-long for all THREE times I played it! Aww yeah...

I would also like to take a moment to thank team Slippery Cunt Monsters. The first bit of thanks goes out for their fervent use of "Jessie's Girl" exclamations to fill any awkward silences during the quiz. Secondly, their team name selection allowed me to say the word "cunt" all night without sounding like a cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt. BAH! I said cunt! Hat tip, team. Hat tip. Ellen will see you next Thursday ;-)

The best part of Quiz last night? Your bonehead Sub Quiz Bitch's camera battery was on the fritz (mother.fucker) so she was relegated to using her crappy iPhone camera. Instead of post the team pics that are so bad they wouldn't be allowed in a court of law as evidence, I took the liberty of conjuring-up some iconic rendering of each of the top teams:

We (again) had to have a Sudden Death round to determine 2nd and 3rd place. Team Death by Hamster Style pulled the month of October out of their asses, crushing Gobias Industries' hopes for a tasty bit of $15. Here's how it all shook out:

The Scores...

Blue Moons	        78
Death by Hamster Style	73
Gobias Industries	72
Slippery Cunt Monsters	64
Ewok Reacharound	58
Phallic Malice	        52
This is Not Persona	51
That's Not a Bomb in 
My Underwear -  
I'm Just Happy to
See You	                44
Hydrophonics	        12
Bremer	                 4

Welcome, Quiz Monkeys. Your Quiz Bitch Regulaire was out and about frolicking for the holidays, so you had guest Quiz Ho Erika for the evening. You all treated me very well and I appreciated the group spanking between rounds 4 and 5.

OK, the spanking didn't really happen but a girl can hope can't she?

Fourteen teams braved the cold-ass shitty roads to huddle up in the warmth of bros, boobs and beer at the Rover last night. Not only that, we braved it through 8 rounds of quiz with only a few lacerations and no restraining orders. Always. Awesome.

Since your guest Quiz Ho doesn't really imbibe and shares her bar tab with her Quiz Monkeys, I ran a "dumbest fucking answer" every round for a free pint in addition to the bonus questions. You all really warmed-up to that and props to Green Delicious for knocking back the brew prizes for 2 consecutive rounds. I have a feeling you all have a little "ho" in you when free booze are concerned. Hmmmmmm...strokes hypothetical beard.

I delivered Quiz donning a Santa hat, which apparently impaired my speech. Team TTTTeam thought it'd be cute to poke fun at my consistent inability to speak a coherent English sentence. You're assholes. There, I said it. Now go get Mommy another vodka, sweetie.

Many thanks to the awesome staff at the Rover for their efforts to keep the Quiz Monkeys fed and lubricated on such a chilly evening. Next time I sub your Quiz, there's a free beer in it for anyone who kicks those loudmouths at the bar who came in around round 6 in the jimmy. Mkaythxandbai.

If you'd like to Quiz with The Redheaded Ho, see Ellen every Thursday at the Rover and then come get your quiz on at The Rackhouse on Thursdays at 8pm. We have open-hand slapping contests and porn. OK, no porn. (There's really some porn.)

Let's see who's smart, who's not:

Wasteland	                71
Shut Yer Face or I'll Fuck It	63
The Airing of Grievances	62
The Doom Patrol	                61
This is Not Persona	        59
Medioste Campesinos	        58
Here Nimbus	                57
2 Wise Men	                44
Vagenis	                        39
Green Delicious  	        38
TTTeam	                        38
Bad Ass MF's        	        36
Boozer	                        17
Alaskan Thunderfuck	         5

A very large percentage of you thought that Lithuanian males and Sri Lankan females are all boozing it up together. Alcoholism was the number one answer for that question in round six, but according to a few, possibly credible web pages I visited, the good ole USA itself hails the most alcoholism. We need to meditate more. In hindsight, the sarcasm of the question becomes ever so much clearer...

Other noteworthy attempts at questions last night included Beyonce's little known sisters Latisha and Saynonce and Meowth's lesser known nickname, Piccacho 2 Electric Boogaloo :)

The Irish Rover was hoppin' last night and it was a lovely sight. It was lovely to see some faces from old stomping grounds and all the new ones too, music buffs galore!

My Other Ride is Your Mom took first.

Ride it cowboys!

Second went to Ewok Reacharound .

This is what one might look like...

When I asked to see one, they told me that no one knows what an Ewok Reacharound means. "Their arms are so short that it wouldn't be possible," they said. I say, "How about a T-Rex reacharound?"

Dur took third.

Oh, how I love your faces! :)

Cole took the internet prize, but said they did not fit his head...Many jokes ensued, but he would not sign a release form for me to properly embarrass him online :)

There's Cole

And this is his friend who stole the disguise and would not take it off.

I don't know his name because, obviously, he is in disguise

Thank you to all the teams that brought canned food for the drive.
I had a great time with y'all and Ellen will return to you shortly.
Cheers!

SCORES!

My Other Ride is Your Mom               72
Ewok Reacharound                        68
Dur                                     66
This is Not a Persona                   65
Gobias Industries                       63
Nobody Puts Donkey in the Corner        61
Hott Zygote Action                      57
Ride It, Greyhound. 
My Saddle's Waiting.                    56
Dunning-Kruger                          49
And in Last Place We Have...            48
Amber's Army                            46
We Need a Table                         43
2 Men Without the Fat Kid               40
3 Dudes, A Girl & A Cup                 37
Upstate                                 28

Well, well, well. It is called GEEKS Who Drink for a Reason. Good job to you all for putting me in my place when it came to Star Trek. I'm proud that I didn't know that shit. There. I said it.

Correction on my announcement about bringing in canned goods:
YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE ORAL SEX FOR BRINGING IN CANNED GOODS. Didn't mean to make such a promise...I have a bit of a habit of unintentionally adding innuendos here and there. For realz though, please remember to bring in those cans over the next three weeks. A huge thanks to the sweet man who left the bar to buy cans. He wasn't even playing! One team brought in a slew of cans, placing them in the lead. Can you see the key word in this paragraph? I do. Screw using a thesaurus. Cans!! You can also bring dry goods:

We had a nice crowd last night. I spoke with a few teams who are planning on getting Geek Bowl tickets today.. they go on sale at 12pm. Don't wait.. I promise they will sell out.

I got a request on one of my answer sheets for Round 2: Throw an extra point to us because we are Jewish. Now, if I gave you all an extra Jewish point, I'd have to go around and take a poll of all the quizzers and their religions. I'm waaaaay too lazy to do this. So, no Jewish points for you.

Memories:

Winners:

Scores

3 Guys + 1 Girl=Party	                  66
Jem 2: Revenge of the Holograms           65
Ewok Reacharound	                  62
The Great Crotch Snorkel of 2009	  62
Ellen Brought Her Cans	                  60
Power Bottoms	                          58
Maggie's Farm	                          57
This is Not a Persona	                  55
3rd From Last	                          53
Jesus H Christ It's Steve!	          53
Banana Hammocks	                          51
I Heart Davel	                          47
Mark Schiff Pees His Pants	          46
Where You Going Frank? Some Place Exotic? 43

We are having the second annual canned food drive quizzes at the Rover for the month of December. Last year’s drive was a huge success, and we are hoping to make it even better this year. Recap: I will keep a tally of the amount of canned goods you all bring in for the month. In the end, the team who brings the most cans will win fabulous prizes from the Irish Rover. Dooooo it! Amber, our mastermind and bartender extraordinaire, will make sure you are hooked up with the sweetest prizes you could ever dream of. She will be donating the cans to three different local charities.

Last night was so pretty. Sweet, stiff competition. Many of you jokered Round 2, which proved to be a great gamble.

Look! The ghost of the lead singer for Blind Melon floated into the Rover last night:

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Flattery gets you everywhere. Thanks to Gobias Industries for writing loving notes at the top of their answer sheets.
Lovely!

Pictures:

Scores

Gobias Indstries	                78
Goebbels Has No Balls at All	        74
Hot Pants Full of Hot Pockets	        69
Nobody Puts Donkey in the Corner	68
Tiger's Drivers Ed Service	        64
Insert Your Tiger Joke Here	        62
Stop Monsonto	                        60
The Peanut Butter Moustaches     	54
Eric and Dave	                        42
Schlepping Hoses	                33
Paul Wilson	                        22

It was so fun to return to 16 fabulous teams tonight! We even saw the return of Danny Glover’s.. um.. eew. I still won’t go there.

One team swore up and down that one of the Round 2 songs was Jodeci. However, it was really R. Kelly.
You will never, ever hear me play Ace of Base. I was so worried that my computer may blow up. I was also worried about the few of you who sang along.

I had a 2012 shirt left, so I gave it to this guy. He was pretty excited to get the shirt. I really should have looked at the size before I gave it to him:

We had an entire round on “The Godfather” movies. A big thank you to the team who wanted to make sure I knew what the Roman Numerals for 1, 2, and 3 are. They wrote the answers in the numerals, and added the actual numbers in parenthesis. How sweet of you to make sure I didn’t get confused.

Most of you didn’t do so well on Round 7. I was proud of you. Now I want to go watch Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

Can’t Carrie Prejean just go away?

Memories:

Scores

Jem & The Holograms	                72
Strom Thurmond's Integrated Dick	59
The Hand of God- Part Deux	        56
Will the 3-Legged Man Please Stand Up	56
Snow Problem	                        55
Going Rogue, Wave	                53
Toby Keith is a Douchwad	        52
The Power Bottoms	                50
The Chella and Nathan Show	        48
Hadron Colliders	                46
Palin's Audio Booktore	                45
Across the Pond	                        43
Hot Chick at the Bar	                41
Tuck's Titty Committee	                41
Guiness Crew	                        29
Baileys- Cream and Beige	        18

Remember.. no quiz next week, due to the holiday. Have a great Thanksgiving and I'll see you the week after next.