Tonight everyone got a good look at what happens when you break Rule #2. In the interest of respecting the privacy of the suspect and arresting officers, I chose this blurry picture to depict the wrath of fucking with the QuizMaster.

We had a great quiz tonight! 3rd place went to new regular superstar team There's Money In The Banana Stand, while 2nd went to Grandma's Dildo Collection. And finally, a very well-deserved 1st place went to Lady Hurt Locker, who you may also know as Thanks Meat Cat.

We had a lot of fun rounds, including The Corey Haim Round, Al Pacino Yelling, and my personal favorite, Blue's Clues. Giving you all some trouble was multiple choice round Asskickers.

Thanks for coming tonight, we'll see you next week! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea

*Disclaimer: The alleged suspect who got arrested actually did not attempt to fuck with the QuizMaster. I have no idea why he was arrested, but I think Chelsea got the low-down if you want to ask her about it.

lady hurt locker (meatcat)                     83
grandma's dildo collection                     79
there's money in the banana stand              76
bukkake sandwich                               68
take our picture please, we need an alibi      65
the sluts                                      64
that's quacktastic                             62
not drunk enough yet                           61
dewey decimators                               60
in your muffin                                 60
teal                                           59
now that would be called cree-am-pie           58
just the tip???                                58
priaquizm (dq'ed)                              56
nude picture of bea arthur                     55
JV sluts                                       54
you cant spell douchebag without OU            53
swastikuzzin'                                  52
team jacob                                     50
them apples                                    49
large hardon collider                          47
cool runnings mon, bobsled                     47
coco                                           32
ghostbusters                                   32
ron john surf co.                              30
below me                                       19

I think my screaming liver woke me up! Just another overachieving quiz night, small words got bigger by round 4. If there is ever an all French quiz, look out! It was fun to have Larry and Jeremy back hanging out. It's always nice to see past GWDers back in the house. I would love to say more about the events on Thursday night but, I guess it's why we take picture, right?

In light of their hat-trick, team Geeks Who Drink For Free can't think of an impressive team name.

Luke and Ryan holding down the bar.

Chris Habeb back in town JUST for GWD.

No drinking required to make these 2 good looking!

Do you ever get that feeling you are interrupting a conversation?

Larry and Jeremy filling in, Thanks Guys!

Serious brain AND brawn on this team I call "first bonus question killas"!

Some guys just can't dance, or sit by disco lights!

Tom spends so much time in dark bars he has evolved so he doesn't need to see anything.

Starting to look like a wrong answer.

Scores!

Geeks Who Drink For Free  55
Laurel's Squirrels        51
Sink Fishin'              50
Hot Tang                  49
Boot & Rally              49
Bananna Fana Fo Fistin'   47
Hamburger Train           37
The Dudes                 37
Great White Hope          29

I have one week left. After that point, half the jokes in Married...With Children will become funnier as I slowly learn that marriage will provide me with a plethora of new jokes. It's kind of like converting just for the jokes, only these jokes are a bit more universal. I guess ball and chain jokes apply to both Hebrews and married people, too. By the way, I'm totally using that one at my Passover seder. Anyone got any good marriage jokes completely inappropriate to use for a wedding toast? I'm ready to make it a memorable evening for all the wrong reasons. BTW - Future Mrs. The Jewish Viking got me some Star Trek cufflinks. How awesome is that?

If you haven't taken our PLAYER SURVEY what are you waiting for? Do it. NOW!

The All Harry Potter Quiz
Gather your wizards, muggles and other pasty skinned brethren next month and come to our all Harry Potter themed quizzes. For more info, check out the facebook.

DARCY'S reminds all of us to follow the friggin' rules.

OPAL DIVINE'S FREEHOUSE has a great post, but it's the title alone that made me laugh like a sitcom audience.

THREE DOGS TAVERN has our first bear, ninja, cowboy tiebreaker.

THE HIGHBALL has way too much awesome for one quiz (i.e. let me borrow that screen)

Players at LION & ROSE SONTERRA are so hardcore, when the power goes out they just play using flashlights!

HARPO'S has some fun facts about what some QM's do in their spare time.

Wow. LITTLE WOODROW'S RICE VILLAGE had a Lamar Limp Wrist tiebreaker!

The IRISH SNUG forgot "Corey Haim Pulled a Brittany Murphy."

TRAILHEAD TAVERN has a hilarious story that while not from quiz, is still an epic win.

PEARL ST. GRILL just learned that the X-Men film isn't really that good.

I'm not gonna argue with WATERLOO ICE HOUSE, but they did spell my name wrong.

SLOANS doesn't limit origami to bonus answers, it also helps with bacon narwhals!

Happy (Mustachioed) Birthday to Santa Fe Quizmaster Alex!

Team Names of the Week!
Glasses = Smarts, Beards = Authority (dNote)
What Happens at the Truck Stop, Stays at the Truck Stop (British Bulldog)
James Cameron’s Avatar Sunk Like the Titanic (the ship not the movie) (Rio Grande Lodo)
Like Toyota, We Are Unstoppable (Little Woodrow's Rice Village)
At 7:59am, Corey Feldman Said, "There Can Be Only One" (Scruffy Murphy's)
Did Corey Feldman Feel The Quickening? (O'Niell's)

High Scores of the Week!

SATURDAY - Opal Divine's Marina
freaks who drink            74

SUNDAY - O'Niell's
Sheepish                    82

MONDAY - Three Dogs Tavern
Tainticorn                  67

TUESDAY - Buckley's
Village Idiots	            82

WEDNESDAY - Lion & Rose Forum
The Regulars                77

THURSDAY - Zio Romolo's
One Corey Down, One To Go   91 ----HOLY CRAP!

Photos I Like!

The competition was getting tense last night between the top 2 teams, Say 'Hi' To Your Mother for Me and Rapture? I Barely Know Her. Separated by 1 point, I thought we were about to have the first Nomad’s Sudden Death round; which would have sucked since I was filling in for Becca and I would’ve hated her to miss that big moment. However she won’t miss next time when Say 'Hi' To Your Mother for Me come in costumes. They say it’ll help up their game… keep an eye out for those pictures.

The 6th audio played on Round 7, Beavis and Butthead Forever, really stumped the teams last night:
Butt-head: Whoa! That dude has lettuce on his head.
Beavis: His head is lettuce. Lettuce spray, ssspray. [blows a long loud raspberry]
Butt-head: Cut it out, Beavis! What are you doing?
Beavis: I'm spraying. [blows another raspberry]
Butt-head: That's pretty cool. When did you start doing that?
Beavis: Just now.

The answer was Frank Zappa, but it was interesting the bands that the teams wrote down as to fit the ‘lettuce on his head’ quote; Peter Gabriel, Motley Crue, War, Rick Springfield (this I could see as a possibility), and Led Zeppelin. Really? Led Zeppelin with lettuce on their heads?

Check out the pic below of the sweet dance off to the Humpty Dance! It turned out to be a very entertaining night.

We have taken over the outside patio also, so more room to play! Due to Nomads having bands booked for SXSW, the next quiz will be in 2 weeks.

See ya then!

Laura

Random bar dude really wanted to get in on dance Off action.

Say 'Hi' To Your Mother for Me taking 1st Place

Rapture? I Barely Know Her fell to 2nd by 1 point

Scores

Say 'Hi' To Your Mother for Me 63
Rapture? I Barely Know Her     62
topical  &  witty              58
2 High 2 Win                   57
Bipshops Dirty Little Finger   48
The Team Name Is Lame          46 

I may be all business up front
But i can still party in the back
Chicks really dig a guy
that can let it all down like that
I can look respectable for the family ot yhr job
then whip out the svelbie
and PARTY! FREAKKKIN YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

And now, the winner of Mullet Magnets, obscured for fear of mullet envy:

QM in training Rhys reacted to the abuse tossed at him by various teams:

It's hard out here for a pimp.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pub...

A Canadian, some Mexicans, and a mullet sit down at the bar...

You only stray once, Yay for Kitties and Beer.

The brain trust that is Slam Slam. Damn, damn.

And just because I felt like making it happen, the You Can't Quiz This Dance Off.

First: Corey Haim Joins His Career.

Second: Yay for Kitties and Beer.

Third: Shaking Titties for Spring Break.

corey haim rejoins his career    63
yay for kitties & beer           42
shaking titties spring break     39
slam slam                        25

See you next Tuesday on St. Pat's eve!

xo,
A

Last night's quiz, I believe, upholds commercialized spirituality items like the Celestine Prophecy and What the Bleep Do You Know. In these, we are told that there is no such thing as coincidence. What we see as coincidence is a sign, and a well-read sign will illuminate your path.

First, there was Ocho Cinco, the team. Then, Chad Johnson, the answer.

Then, as we embarked on a round dedicated to RVs, an RV commercial came on!

What are we to make of this? To be honest, I think coincidences are more often just that. But if you want to read into Ocho Cinco and Chad Johnson and your life, do so in comments.

Your mugs:

These degenerates left early and came late.

Doom did well with Beavis, despite whining.

Yeah, math! Tied for second.

Three's company or a crowd?

Research in disguise.

Legion of Doom                        73
Math Destroys Lives                   65
Damn the Puck Slapping Maple Suckers  65
Tequila Mockingbird                   60
Ocho Cinco                            47
Sweet                                 42
Next In Line                          41
Degenerates                           28

Y'know, like Popeye was when he put this on his sign.

As GWD near's the end of it's tenure here at RockBar I can't feel a twinge of sadness. Although it was technically Krista's venue, I helmed the inaugural Geeks night here and was a frequent substitute so I've developed a certain affinity for the place. I know some of you geeks didn't really dig the place's David Lynch-ian vibe and lack of adequate quiz lighting, but damn, the place serves MD 20/20 for fuck's sake. That alone should give people a reason to go there. Also, the sound system is fucking dope, so it's certainly a good joint to go rock the dance-floor. I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna miss standing in a DJ booth and blowing minds with quiz and eardrums with Die Antwoord and Shit Robot.

The Poisonous Dart Frogs

Haim for Corey's Heart

Maximum Stegosaurus

The Poisonous Dart Frogs                53
Haim for Corey's Heart                  47
Maximum Stegosaurus                     36

Your first place winners tonight - THE CONTINENTAL DRIFTERS!

There was a tie between second place and third, so I thought we would have a sketch-off. I name the subject, both teams create their best artwork on said theme. I asked to draw a SXSW poser. Both teams began to draw and the odd thing was they were not able to see one another. When they turned their pictures in we realized that they had drawn very very similar things. A man with a middle-part through his hair, wearing sunglasses, adorned with badges, and hold bags of crap. The Assistants to the Regional Manager got the second place win for their slightly better drawing. And then I realized that the people sitting in the corner were SXSW people holding bags of crap. Whoops!

THE ASSISTANTS TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER

SCHITZ.....SHCNTI.....SCHNZEN...Fuck it...JOSH

EARTHQUAKE IN MY PANTS

The laughter never stops when you are BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

SCORES:

the continental drifters	58
schnitzengigglers	        54 *third
assts to the regionak manager	54 *second
archies	                        52
better late than never	        51
earthquake in my pants	        45

Ah, Littleton. What a great town. I had never been to Littleton before, and so when there came a chance to substitute for a QM in the Olde Towne tavern, then I was the first to jump on board.

The staff were nice, the bar was pleasant... and the teams were very enthusiastic and welcoming.

And, as usually happens when at a new venue, I flubbed on the sound system while I was trying to get used to what was going on and how to operate it... but once I got it the quiz went smoothly.

We had seven teams show up and many more at the bar were listening attentively and playing in their minds. I know, sometimes paper and pen can make people a bit unnerved, like if they write something down then they're admitting they either know or don't know something... but HEY! It's fun! C'mon and get that pad of paper and write stuff down!

But is was a fun time and the bar quickly filled up. I would like to think it was because of me... but I don't wanna push my luck there.

I'm actually very amazed at how many people didn't do well on round two, but killed in round seven. THEY'RE THE SAME THING! I mean, c'mon! Beavis & Butthead? Stoner songs? Eh? Eh?

Well, and we had a tie for second place... and people were yelling (well, one guy was yelling) for a dance-off! But Befuzzled would have nothing to do with that and came up to say "They can have it... I ain't dancing."

Aww, man! Ah well, kind and generous players they was and it looked like everyone had a great time.

And I made good time home to Colorado Springs as well without getting pulled over!

PICTUUUURES!

Who The Hell Is Merlin Olson? And Does He Like Cod?	55	
You Smell Excited					51.5
Befuzzled						51
P.U.I.							47	
Triple D's						36	
Jehova's Witness Protection Program			28	
Strange							08