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Black Bottle Brewery
1611 S College Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80525
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:55 PM, April 15, 2014
Scores
Codename Treebeard Springfield 80

Harry S Tubman's Wood For Sheep 77

Dave Matthews Band 73

Just Because You Say ?I'm Batman? In A Deep Voice Doesn't Make You Batman 73

Off All Day 73

The Good, The Bad, And Alan Stayed Home 67

Oh, Trivia Newton John 65

Chicken Wang 60

Gutter Phenomenon 60

Purple Parakeets 53

The Ballsack Manifesto 51

Ouch Is Not A Safe Word 46

Me Wuv U Long Tayme 45

Jesus Hates The Yankees 43

Late Cumers 43

Evil Empire 42

The Brainiacs 37

Tequila Mockingbird 28

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Quiz Schedule
The Astoria - Sunday
7:30pm, 146 N College Ave

Beau Jo's - Monday
8:00pm, 205 N College Ave

Black Bottle - Tuesday
8:00pm, 1611 S College Ave

Gravity 1020 - Wednesday
8:00pm, 1020 E Lincoln Ave

Pateros Creek - Thursday
7:00pm, 242 N. College Ave

Irregularly at:
The Trailhead - Wednesday
7:30pm, 148 W Mountain Ave
Andy (Andizzle fo' Shizzle)

Yes, Quizmaster Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle.

I've been a Quizmaster for five years and have been one of the core writers almost as long. Your favorite rounds might have been one of mine (seriously, I've written over 1,000).

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate. Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @
www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @
www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The TwittersXbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.

They breed like rabbits, pee on your carpets, will bite you, steal your food, and definitely poop in your bed if you piss them off. They can be trained, but it will take time, what with the constant snarling. They’re everywhere, I tell ya’! Make sure to get ‘em spayed so you don’t get overrun by hobos. On the other hand, you gotta’ watch out for cats and some specific dog breeds, what with their alcoholism, schizophrenia, and love of bindles. There is a failsafe though if they get too out of line; just blast god-awful Counting Crows covers at them. I’m referring to both cats, dogs, and hobos; they hate Counting Crows…. Something about having an irrational fear of “Mr Jones”.


Things we learned this week:
-
Fake Samuel L. Jackson is very averse to chick flicks.
- More than 50% of your pets are obese…. Perhaps you both should lay off the Beggin’ Strips?
- I’m pretty sure Zach Galifianakis is an actual hobo; has anyone actually ever seen his home?
- Coachella featuring Sex Bob-Omb would be awesome.
- Never heard of “My Dinner With Andre”? That’s inconceivable!



-------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
Our next big theme quiz wasn’t a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… on May the 4th, we’re holding our first ever Star Wars quiz! Check out the event for more details on how you can compete in the greatest quiz the Galactic Empire has ever seen!


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And so, I’m off to go spray my hobo in the face with a water bottle because he’s on the couch, again. Oh wait, that’s just my dog... never mind, he can do whatever he damn well pleases.


Until next time, Black Bottle!
-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

  • Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
  • Do you love beer? So do I! Read my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!  
  • Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz. You can also learn a little bit about what makes me tick over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview!
Black Bottle Brewery
1611 S College Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80525
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:24 PM, April 08, 2014
Scores
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 70

Something Something Something Darkside 70

I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A Look 66

Oh, Trivia Newton John 66

Ironoclast 60

My Couch Pulls Out But I Dont 60

Off All Day 60

Talk About Mudflaps, My Girl's Got 'Em 59

The Black Lodgers 54

Los Pollos Hermanos In Law 50

PAW 48

Rick-Dickulous 46

Queefer Sutherland 44

Los Cabros 35

I Would Have Sex With Betty White 31

IPAwesome 28

The Dick Taters 28

Here 4 Beer 16

Boob Patrol 13

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Quiz Schedule
The Astoria - Sunday
7:30pm, 146 N College Ave

Beau Jo's - Monday
8:00pm, 205 N College Ave

Black Bottle - Tuesday
8:00pm, 1611 S College Ave

Gravity 1020 - Wednesday
8:00pm, 1020 E Lincoln Ave

Pateros Creek - Thursday
7:00pm, 242 N. College Ave

Irregularly at:
The Trailhead - Wednesday
7:30pm, 148 W Mountain Ave
Andy (Andizzle fo' Shizzle)

Yes, Quizmaster Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle.

I've been a Quizmaster for five years and have been one of the core writers almost as long. Your favorite rounds might have been one of mine (seriously, I've written over 1,000).

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate. Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @
www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @
www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The TwittersXbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.

Sounds like the best date-night EVER. Save for all the cleanup afterwards… When it comes to astronauts and private parts, tang is the best way to go. It’s delicious, orange, and full of sugar. And is also a tasty beverage! It also goes really well with boy bands… be it some All-4-One or some Jonas Brothers, you’re sure to have a good time.

In other news, you should all band together to join forces and buy me a Lamborghini Huracan. Apparently, those things are only $200k, so totes doable. Here’s my promise: if you get me one, you will conveniently win at quiz for the rest of your life. Except at Geek Bowl; I can’t control that shit. It’s all about skill there. Skill, and drinking.

 

Things we learned this week:
-
I like Jane Austen.
- It costs $15 to send me a private message on Facebook.
- Gilbert Gottfried sounds just like any retelling of the Aristocrats.
- Even Hitler found love… but the dude sucks at quiz.
- My couch pulls out, which is convenient when I have overnight guests staying over.
 

-------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
Our next big theme quiz wasn’t a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… on May the 4th, we’re holding our first ever Star Wars quiz! Check out the event for more details on how you can compete in the greatest quiz the Galactic Empire has ever seen!


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And so, I’m off to listen to this brand new artists ‘Maroon 5’. Not really, Adam Levine sucks.  


Until next time, Black Bottle!
-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

  • Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
  • Do you love beer? So do I! Read my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!  
  • Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz. You can also learn a little bit about what makes me tick over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview!
Black Bottle Brewery
1611 S College Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80525
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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10:58 PM, April 01, 2014
Scores
Sarah Palin For President 82

Obama Is A Communist 81

Celine Dion Extravaganza 80

Michael Bay Fanboys 79

Justin Bieber Love Slaves 78

Nickelback Is The Best 77

Off All Day ----- 1st place 75

Ninjas Lured Me With Banana Bread ----- 2nd 73

Bananafish ----- 3rd 71

We're Gonna Lose 69

Crappy Heater 57

PAW 56

Wookie 55

Tight Butts Sweaty Nuts 55

The Boarders 45

The Lightbulbs 44

Dylan 43

Holy Macaroni 19

Unsubscribe 15

Socially Awkward Team Of Two 12

Boobs 9

Andizzle fo' Shizzle


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Quiz Schedule
The Astoria - Sunday
7:30pm, 146 N College Ave

Beau Jo's - Monday
8:00pm, 205 N College Ave

Black Bottle - Tuesday
8:00pm, 1611 S College Ave

Gravity 1020 - Wednesday
8:00pm, 1020 E Lincoln Ave

Pateros Creek - Thursday
7:00pm, 242 N. College Ave

Irregularly at:
The Trailhead - Wednesday
7:30pm, 148 W Mountain Ave
Andy (Andizzle fo' Shizzle)

Yes, Quizmaster Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle.

I've been a Quizmaster for five years and have been one of the core writers almost as long. Your favorite rounds might have been one of mine (seriously, I've written over 1,000).

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate. Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @
www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @
www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The TwittersXbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.

Fool me once, shame on you, but I can’t get fooled again. This week’s quiz was a little… off. As many of you noticed, things were a bit ass-backwards. And we had three 16-point rounds. And several mystery teams came in to win the top spots.... It was total madness! Or rather, I was just having a bit of 04/01 fun. It was either that, or change the format to Geeks Who Preach, and I could have just spouted religious rhetoric at you and played Creed for two hours. Actually, that would have been awesome. Aaaaaand racist.

In any case, you seemed to take the fool’s quiz in stride, despite there being a TON of really loud, obnoxious sorority girls hell-bent on yelling so loud that you had an aneurysm just trying to hear any of the rounds. I know I did.  Fortunately for me, several gracious quizzers were sharing liquid fire with me, and for that, I am eternally grateful. I’m also surprised nobody slipped me a roofie. Afterall, it was THE day to fuck with the Quizmaster….



Things we learned this week:
-
What a Numberwang is.
- Smirnoff makes some disgusting, and teenager-approved, flavors.
- You know more about Maude Flanders than Orson Welles… tsk tsk.
- Plaxico Burress is the dumbest name of all time.
- Despite having multiple questions on EMF, many of you still wrote down the wrong acronym. You’re unbelievable.
 

-------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
Assemble! An Avengers Quiz is happening TOMORROW on April 3rd! Gather your team and get ready to duke it out in our latest theme quiz, and maybe even take home the victory of both glory and lots of cash money!
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And so, I’m off to cry that there isn’t really going to be a LOVE ACTUALLY QUIZ…. stupid April Fool’s Day, getting my hopes and dreams up… I guess I’ll just have to go to the ACTUAL theme quiz happening tomorrow. The Avenger’s are better anyway.


Until next time, Black Bottle!
-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

  • Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
  • Do you love beer? So do I! Read my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!  
  • Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz. You can also learn a little bit about what makes me tick over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview!
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