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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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7:11 AM, March 26, 2015
Scores
Crack Suicide Squad 77

Switchblade 76

Sister Wives 75

Net and Yahoo 74

Porkchop Express 71

Two gay guys and their wives 67

Teabag Fiasco 66

Mimes can't cum 66

Welcome to Utah: death by firing squad 66

Wrath of Kahn 65

3 Vs and a P 64

Dickbrain 62

Back Porch Philosophers 57

Sadie the Demon Dog 48

Elephants fuck giraffes 46

McNugget's Tittys 46

BNO 26

2 Kool 4 Skool 21

Bitches be crazy 13

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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So, true story. The opening theme song to Star Trek was written by a film and television composer named Alexander Courage. You may know that song writers get paid a royalty every time a song is played, thus, he would stand to make quite a bit of money when Star Trek would eventually go into syndication.

The show's creator, Gene Roddenberry wanted a piece of that pie. So he wrote lyrics to that song. The lyrics were never meant to be heard, so why would he bother? Two be credited as a co-writer on the song.

Yeah, that's pretty much a dick move, Gene. Feel free to look this up, the words are real, and you're welcome for the special treat I gave you. The recording of vocal superstar Glen Phillips singing the Star Trek theme is one of the rare gems of my music collection.

Congratulations to Crack Suicide Squad for capturing a very close win. Switchblade was right on their tails, and finished second.

And the rest of you, well damn you're beautiful! See you next time.

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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5:18 PM, March 23, 2015
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I'm a douchebag 87

Close the Gryffindor so I can Slytherin to your Hufflepuff until you Ravenclaw 78

Smell the pencil 77

The adequate ones 70

Ghostface Killahs 67

The Latecomers 67

America? 67

Did you get some? 65

Chocolate is an acceptable tip 61

Dick Bangdana 59

Always Late 15

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Those of you at the quiz Sunday night may be some of my most favourite people on earth. It is possible I am saying this to make other people jealous, but seriously, you guys absolutely rock. 

Going to cut this short because something something no sleep, hospitals, etc. Anyways...

Congratulations to I am a douchebag who appropriately pointed out all the douchebags featured in the quiz. Like Donald Trump, and Donald Trump's hair. 

Pretty much anyone around Trump gets to wear that badge. 

Also, people like the three mentally deficients that walked into the bar just before round eight. I think one of them was offended that I suggested no one would ever fuck them. 

Dude, blame your parents. They're the ones who made you so defective.

In a closely contested second-place was Close the Gryffindor so I can Slytherin your Hufflepuff until you Ravenclaw

I may actually read a romance novel if it was written by J.K. Rowling...

See you beautiful people next time!

Piper Down
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Salt Lake City, UT 84115
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8:06 AM, March 19, 2015
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The Mental Nerve Block 76

Let's get quizical 75

Crack Suicide Squad 74

Tequila Mockingbird 73

Porkchop Express 70

#fangirlproblems 68

As self loathing as Dolce and Gabbana 67

Hot Pockets 66

Tuck 65

Thundercunt II 64

Switchblade 64

Back Porch Philosophers 63

Fresh Squeezed 63

The Giant Midgets 58

Steven Hawking's School of Dance 57

Your bitch 55

Tittays 53

Nick is Awesome 53

Gianter Midgets 52

Cool Beans 51

Off Constantly 51

Mars Bar in the honeypot 43

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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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The year was 1991 when a musical revolution came surging out of New Jersey. No, they didn't have long hair and dreamy guitar rifts. No, this was the smoothed sound of the streets from a trio that went by Naughty By Nature.

It was a simple concept. Everyone can relate, because pretty much everyone is down with OPP.

You are all a bunch of perverts. But seriously, that was a time of renaissance for rap. Even though that time period gave us stuff like Chubb Rock.

If Chubb's reading this, I'm totally kidding. Are we cool?

Let's talk about someone who is not likely to shoot me, like perhaps the Wachowskis. I know the allure of tons of money being pulled up to your homes is rather tempting, but I really need to know if at any time they looked at each other and said, “this Agent Smith thing is so fucking terrible.” I would like to think they did at least acknowledge how ridiculous it got.

I mean, the rest of us realized it. Including those of us who looked forward to seeing a sequel and paid a premium price to view it on an IMAX screen only to truly understand how incredible disappointment can look. It is truly incredible how big your tears are when they are lit by a 1.8 tonne projector.

How did we go from really cool fight scenes in one film to something that looked like a George Lucas wet dream a few years later?

Sorry. I have this PTSD thing about film disappointments in my life.

Not disappointing in any way was The Mental Nerve Block who took the top spot in our quiz. They hit the ground like a pair of computer-generated super programs... Sorry, I'm in a loop. Second place went to Let's Get Quizical, who seem to know a bit too much about “This, That, Those,” and OPP.

We'll forgive them.

See you cats next week!

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