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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:24 AM, January 26, 2015
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Trivia Wonder Super Friends 78

Disneyland: The fun is infectious 77

Dick Bangdana 76

The Pearl Fisher Kings 76

Walking Talking Stephen Hawking 76

Screw the Brady Bunch 75

America? 75

Go team Venture 72

Dick move, Chad 69

Deflated balls? They make Viagara for that 69

The ruufies 68

Mike Hunt Electric 66

We just hate you and we hate your ass face! 66

1st Timers 65

Abortion is just standing your ground 65

The Church Children 62

Mixed Emotions Club 60

Did you get some? 58

Takes 2 to Tango 48

It's Business Time 47

Norton 45

Patriots suck balls 34

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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I have begun studying witchcraft this morning. I'm hoping I can concoct a curse that allows me to control the casting of Batman in all television and cinema releases until the end of time.

Because we cannot possibly live through another Val Kilmer type movie.

I'm kidding. Val Kilmer was a decent Batman. Not a great one, but decent. Of course Batman Forever was nowhere near as bad as Joel Schumacher's raised middle finger, aka: Batman & Robin. Have you noticed how people rarely refer to the time when Mr. Clooney wore a batsuit? Yes, we're trying that hard to forget it.

But, a well-deserved shout out to the team who answered Val Kilmer as the creator of Batman. Well, done. That is exactly the answer The Chairman and I thought would be the absolute funniest. It's like you read our minds, and proceeded to do whatever you wanted to anyways.

You must be witches.

I've probably said it before, but it needs to be spoken again and again until it happens. Will Arnett needs to be Batman. Now, and until he can no longer perform. Live action, cartoon, everything. He is truly the Batman that the world needs.

Now, in the quiz, we had quite the finish. Trivia Wonder Super Friends topped the night, with Disneyland: The fun is infectious right behind them by a single point. Followed by Dick Bangdana, The Pearl Fisher Kings, and Walking Talking Stephen Hawking in a 3-way third place finish.

As they say, that is tight.

Also, that is a good tagline for Disneyland. It is actually better than the advertising for Disneyland Paris. I kid you not, their ads in Paris said, “When will you be this close again?”

Right, that's the justification I use to pick up yogurt at the store. “Meh, I'm here, I guess.”

See you kids next time!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
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12:17 PM, January 22, 2015
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The Union is strong 89

Fry Guys! 88

2 elections won, 0 fucks given 83

Sex on the thin client 83

Under inflated balls, over inflated egos 82

Hug Life 81

Mathemetician's Answers 79

Back Porch Philosophers 78

Tom Brady's deflated balls 77

We thought this was speed dating 77

Switchblade 76

Off Constantly 75

Whiskey Business 74

Bed, Bath, and Beyonce 74

Jesus & Pals 72

#fangirlproblems 69

The Wellington boot goat herders 68

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica 68

Deflated Luck 67

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Seriously, could the quiz be any closer? It was starting to look like a 19-way tie after the first few rounds. Thankfully, rounds six through eight helped sort things out a bit more. That's just what a Swedish Chef audio round will do to us.

I believe some of you may had misheard me in regards to “C-birds” as you inevitably thought we were doing a whole round on the “C-word.” Not that this is unusual compared to a normal night. We do love our profanity so. Just like the dick-poop audio round, remember to only use it when it's funny.

And when referring to Australia's modern-day velociraptor, the cassowary, it is probably appropriate to use that word. Seriously, those are some frightening damn creatures. If you're not familiar, it looks like a turkey and an emu had a mutated baby that was genetically modified by scientists at Jurassic Park. Pull up the old Google and search for “cassowary attacks,” enjoy your afternoon.

Big congratulations to The Union is Strong for their win. Fry Guys was so close to the win, but they did secure the $25 second prize, and some of their dignity.

See you cats next week!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
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9:27 AM, January 19, 2015
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Phillip K. Dick n balls 74

We love Liz's Bacon 73

Beef Salad 72

Fuck Slema, where's Patty? 71

16 Kimonos 71

Dick Bangdana 70

MLK Jr. Died for your paid holiday 69

Je Suis Romney 69

#Kony 2012 66

Cheesecake Buttsauce 65

America? 65

Le Tigre 65

Rainbow Connection 63

Sparkle Pony 59

The pen is mightier than the sword, but apparently it's not so good against assault rifles 58

O Doyle Rules 58

Un-edumacated 58

Patty Mayonaise = Patty ketchup once a month 57

We have a dream 56

B-E-E-R spells pajamas 54

The Luscious Mr. Phister 54

60% of the time we win everytime 52

Bilake 52

Ginger snaps 51

Eat me 51

Tuna LaFetus 49

Senor Scholls 47

Alpha Betas 45

Ho Ho Whoremet 37

Gerg 7 Kerry Ripa 23

Blake 13

Upside down W 11

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Let's give a well-deserved shout out to the little guys out there. The minions, the henchmen, the pawns. Those guys basically used as disposable shields to further the master plan of their often poorly thought out evil schemes. These guys signed on for a job because they felt accepted and valued by the bosses of the organization, and they thought they would contribute to something they believed in. Or, at the very least, it was a steady paycheck.

But then they watch all their co-workers one-by-one, taken down by the business' competitors who didn't see things the same way. These thugs just don't understand the master plan of the allegedly evil plot, and the brotherhood amongst minions. What a bunch of jerks. They probably also tell everyone they know how amazing Sufjan Stevens is...

I'm kidding, I don't hate that dude. But honestly, all his music sounds like every Sonic Youth album. It's just background noise. It's fine... But that's it. It's fine.

Do you know what is not just background noise? Phillip K. Dick, that's who! Also, the team who used him as an inspiration for their name, Phillip K. Dick 'n Balls who slid into the win in one of the most heated competitions our Sunday nights have ever seen. We love Liz's bacon was just behind them, with a whole parade of competition right behind.

But there are many winners today. Those of us who get Monday off work! Just remember, as our best team name of the night said: Martin Luther King Jr. died for your paid holiday!

Happy holiday!

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