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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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1:03 PM, November 24, 2014
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You've got male breast enhancement 76

Dick Bangdana 73

Baby Defenstration 70

Mattress Ponies 69

Vagibond 66

C-Dray 66

Hot singles in your area 65

Channel the Flannel 65

Five waters please 63

The Philadelphia Dutch Rudders 62

Daddy's angels 60

Hunty Hunties 55

Your name here 51

Flying Spaghetti Porn Stars 45

Dental Damns 41

Right at Alta 33

Work doesn't seem work 30

Trubble 26

Sun Devils (Diablo) 13

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Thanksgiving is upon us, or for most of you, Thanksguilting. I feel for you. Once upon a time I felt obliged to spend Thanksgiving with family members with whom I had nothing in common, and couldn't stand the “food” that was served. It was miserable. It was painful. It left this pain inside me that I simply could not handle, and that was just the stuffing. Still, many of you will endure this pain because you're more kind than I am when it comes to family obligations. Good luck, and remember Pepto Bismol is your friend.

Also, percocet. But only if it's used correctly with a proper prescription (wink, wink). I imagine family Thanksgivings are a bit more pleasant in Colorado and Washington, where there are ways to deal with the monotony of mom's stories and insistence that you try whatever the hell that orange stuff is that looks like pain and suffering.

You still have plenty of time to make alternate plans. And if you need an excuse: ebola. No one will fault you for missing dinner with the family when you have a raging case of ebola. Thankfully, for everyone, there will be Piper Down Wednesday night to pre-game for the holiday, and of course more Piper Down to unwind after your miserable dinners. Black Friday brunch is where it's at!

Congratulations to You've got Male Breast Enhancement for their win, and Dick Bangdana for another second place finish. You're on a roll, baby!

Hugs and kisses, and stay warm. 

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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12:25 PM, November 20, 2014
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Pastafarians 84

Beef Hole 83

Extruded Plastic Dingus 82

Good enough for guvment work 79

Crack Suicide Squad 78

Butt Rangers 70

I'm missing livestream of the National Book Awards for this? 69

Sister Wives 68

Wang Walker 66

#fangirlproblems 65

Back Porch Philosophers 65

The Blizzard that ate Buffalo Bill 64

How deep? Balls Deep! 60

Trivia Wonder Super Friends 60

Alex Trebek's Mustache 57

Black Ice 56

Cuntswaylow 53

Switchblades 52

Talk nerdy to me 51

Quizzled 49

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Usually when you have pasta and beef on top of anything, the result is pleasant. I mean, unless you're vegan, or the very rare celiac sufferer. My condolences. But at the top of our night we had Pastafarians narrowly edging out Beef Hole who nearly repeated last week's victory. Sweet for pasta, bitter for... whatever a beef hole really is.

There are some questions we simply do not need to understand. Like why the Hollywood press is always trying to play make-up for underrating prior films by overrating director's new less-impressive films. Not that I am talking about any Christopher Nolan in particular... I mean any director in particular. No, I didn't mean that personally, sometimes I call film directors “Christopher Nolans” as a metaphor.

So, in my infinite wisdom of so many subjects, I have to admit that when it comes to dog breeds, I'm a little bit dog-racist. They all pretty much look the same. I kind of understand the concept of a Great Dane, and am pretty sure I could pick a dachshund out of a lineup, but really, they are four-legged hairy things to me. More importantly, four-legged hairy things that I don't understand. Seriously, I try telling a dog a pun, and the thing just looks at me like they don't speak English. At least a cat walks away in disgust, which obviously means cats are uppity hipsters who think themselves too cool for puns.

Last night's round eight, that was a killer. Who knew geography and well-known acting roles could be so difficult? It's like we have never heard of a certain famous canal that allows sea travel between North and South America... So I could have actually played that Van Halen song, and most people would still miss that.

Hugs and kisses, and don't miss out next week! You don't have to work Thursday, so you definitely need to be here!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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1:31 PM, November 17, 2014
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Erotic throat punch 89

Dick Bangdana 82

Baby oil broke the internet long before Kim Kardashian 80

Butts, Butts, Butts, 76

Cohen Macauliflower 76

Only 59 weeks 'til next Christmas 76

Cheeses of Nazareth 75

Rob Leifeld's idealic woman 74

Topical Humor 73

Senor Scholls 73

The Blumpkin Patch Kids 73

Warmer outside than inside your ex 73

Dehydrated Young'ns 72

Liz has Spoken 70

We met at the dog park 69

Bofus 68

We made comets our bitch 67

Scandanavian Dolphin 67

Shut up no you shut up 62

Renee Zellweger's old face 61

M&D Balls in yo mouf 27

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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It is one of those days where I am just going to have to quote my dad.

“I'm making this quick”

Interpret that as you will.

Okay, but seriously. What an incredible night. We had a surprise runaway winner who just managed to get an edge on the rest of the teams each round. How? They've seen from pretty mediocre films to earn their win, that's for sure. So a well-deserved congratulations to Erotic Throat Punch, or as David Carradine used to call it, Tuesday.

Too soon?

And in second, Dick Bangdana who are heating up recently. It must be an inverse weather thing.

Hugs & Kisses!

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