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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:51 AM, October 27, 2014
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Gravy Fever 78

CDC: We got this 75

#teambutler 74

Prime Divisors 74

Coco and the sex kittens 74

The ebola miracle weight loss program 74

Topical Humour 73

Spermologers 73

Dick Bangdana 72

The Virgin Snake 68

The Lead Balloony 68

Expect nothing and never be disappointed 58

Monkey Poop Zombie Apocalypse 58

It's a totally different kind of flying altogether 52

Boy Band 52

Metal Dots 38

Coming in the rear 29

Mr. Davidson 23

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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It's the week of Pagan Christmas and all through Piper Down
All the drinkers were drinking with nary a frown.
The crowd funneled in and sat upon their stools
To prove once again that they are no fools.
While I with my mic and playlist of tunes
Prepared Halloween songs full of goblins and goons.
The visual round was a stumper, they say.
Though not quite the thumping as Saints gave Green Bay...
By the end of the night there was one thing that's clear
Ebola is out, Gravy Fever is here!

I'm not entirely sure what that disease is, buy I know I don't want to catch it. Sounds like an irrational case of wanting to eat at chain restaurants. It is Halloween week, so of course I needed to stump you with quiet characters and nail polish colors. Never fear though, the top ten teams were within ten points of each other, causing me to have a mild panic and recount before confirming that Gravy Fever did manage to clear a three-point lead for the win, and CDC: We got this! narrowly beat the rest for a secure second-place finish. I feel bad for those in 7th, 9th, and 10th, as those spots seem so far from the top despite being mere points behind.

Happy Halloween, and remember to be safe, give out tons of candy, and be respectful of others' bad costume choices.

Unless they're racist or stupid. Then mock those. 

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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10:13 PM, October 25, 2014
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Carpathian Bobsled Team sponsored by Ray's Occult 60

Tell him about the Twinkie 52

You can keep your $5 52

Bobbin' for panties 48

Ain't fraid of no ghost 46

Who you gonna call? We don't fucking care 41

Gozer Worshippers 29

I couldn't help it, it just popped in there 20

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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...knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Ghostbusters. That film celebrating its 30th anniversary, and its sequel that actually managed to put more Bobby Brown on a soundtrack than should be allowed by law. Eight rounds on the epic films managed to stump our competitors quite well.

The big win belongs to Carpathian Bobsled Team sponsored by Ray's Occult Books, who had an incredibly dominant round eight. In second, Tell him about the Twinkie made a great showing and a tiebreaker finish ahead of You can keep your $5. Happy Halloween to all you worshippers of Gozer!

Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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12:57 PM, October 23, 2014
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Dr. Nick L. Back 83

Back Porch Philosophers 79

Crack Suicide Squad 78

Grundle Grinders 77

It's the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown 75

Feltcherific 75

Ebola... Shit I had something for this 74

In memorium of Oliver Klosoff 73

Quit complaining about Ebola and get your damn flu shot 71

Wyld Stallyns 69

It was John Adams and Eve not John Adams and Steve 68

Pho Kings 66

Swedish Submarine Spies 64

I'm the clever one, you're the potato one 60

Sarcasm รข?? it beats killing people 57

Winter is coming 53

Smize 52

Honey Badger don't give a shit what place we're in 50

Haven! 46

The Dicks of Sorrow 39

Comatose 4 the win 35

Ray Rice is old news 32

Tickle me Elmo 13

Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm.
Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Well done. I say well done! We begin with the email, employ some wordplay, and come up with a hell of a team name.

Dr. Nick L. Back

That's right, without taking a dig at my mom, which isn't really funny because I already do that and take the wind from your sails, you manage to combine something beautiful with something hideous.

Luckily for you, I only subjected you to eight cover songs by The Dave Mathews Band, which I understand is something a handful of you claim to hate. Hate? Really? DMB? I'm not saying I'm lining up for tickets or even interested in a live show, but I don't understand using the word “hate” when describing something that is nowhere near as bad as genocide, human trafficking, traffic, misogyny, terrorism, or Applebees. Don't we reserve those kinds of emotions for things that truly cause real misery and pain. I've never fallen to the floor and begun to cry because the grocery store was softly playing Ants Marching.

I've even risked first impressions in job interviews and business meetings by refusing to meet in a Starbucks or a P.F. Changs. (Come on! Have some fucking standards and shop local!) But to be a colossal dick about someone liking DMB is pretty extreme.

For the record, I actually had to stop and think about which of their hits would be most likely to be played in a grocery store. I kind of get all their songs mixed up and think they're all “What Would You Say.”

Anyways, Dr. Nick L. Back won the night, with Back Porch Philosophers edging out Crack Suicide Squad for seond place. Grundle Grinders had a great night, and a killer round eight, if it wasn't for Jesus. It's always about Jesus. But seriously, I also with T-Rex was the four-letter abbreviation on crucifixes. I would probably buy one.

You know, for vampires and stuff...

So, THIS SATURDAY is the day to cross the streams! And I'm not just talking about what tends to happen in the men's room of Piper Down when we've all had a bit to drink. (Just kidding, Dave. We never do this...) It's the Ghostbusters Quiz, and you need to be here. 6 p.m., followed by Maladjusted, a Smiths tribute band that kicks complete ass!

BE HERE!

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