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Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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10:27 PM, April 21, 2014
Scores
Drinky & The Brain 67

The Cadillac Ranchers 62

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 57

Fun. 55

Alpha Q 51

Nerds of Prey 48

Stenley Cup 48

Kung Fu Hustlers 43

Team Swag, Swag 28

The Hunger Diddles 26

Devon 11

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

'Cause it was me at the mic, your new pal Brecken!

This was my first visit to Beau Jo's since the big move, and boy was I impressed! Great looking interior, way more room, friendly everybody... Oh, and you quizzers! There were a ton of you!

Over all, I think things went pretty well. Drinky & the Brain took the top spot, which I guess is not a new thing. The Cadillac Ranchers took second and it was their first time playing! Come back, ladies!

Andy will be back next week. Be sure to give him hell about his cousin and Quidditch. And did you know his dad was in the band Firefall? Andy LOVES talking about his family... Trust me!

If you're ever bored on a Wednesday, come quiz with me at Trail Head. But be warned: those teams are out for blood and not nearly as well behaved as you all were!

Anyway, thank you all for making me feel welcome and putting up with my general jack-assary. It's hard to sub at a venue, but you all made it a fun night!

Until next time!

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters. Be afraid.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... 

Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:11 PM, April 14, 2014
Scores
Total Eclipse Of The Moon 74

Anthany's Weiner 61

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 58

I AM Topher And I Suckx 48

Fat Panda's Don't Fuck 45

Nerds Of Prey 43

Ha 41

The Thizzard Of Oz 41

Topher Suckx 37

My Couch Pulls Out But I Dont 21

Ramrod 17

Andizzle fo' Shizzle


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Quiz Schedule
The Astoria - Sunday
7:30pm, 146 N College Ave

Beau Jo's - Monday
8:00pm, 205 N College Ave

Black Bottle - Tuesday
8:00pm, 1611 S College Ave

Gravity 1020 - Wednesday
8:00pm, 1020 E Lincoln Ave

Pateros Creek - Thursday
7:00pm, 242 N. College Ave

Irregularly at:
The Trailhead - Wednesday
7:30pm, 148 W Mountain Ave
Andy (Andizzle fo' Shizzle)

Yes, Quizmaster Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle.

I've been a Quizmaster for five years and have been one of the core writers almost as long. Your favorite rounds might have been one of mine (seriously, I've written over 1,000).

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate. Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @
www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @
www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The TwittersXbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.

What do they all have in common, other than being much, much more rich and famous than any of you? They are all completely unrelated to Michael Jackson, you god damned racists. Are all the John Smiths and James Jones related? No, because that would be dumb (and highly annoying). That would almost be as bad as Walder Frey’s naming conventions…. My favorite is Walda.

People should name their children unique names and eschew unoriginality. Names like…. Beavis, or Butthead… or Kahn Souphanousinphone. Come to think of it, anything Mike Judge decrees is a good name shall be. It is known. It should also be known that you watch more Mike Judge productions. Idiocracy was criminally underrated, and Silicon Valley is shaping up to be pretty good…. Extract on the other hand… well, you can just forget about that.

 

Things we learned this week:
- Poor ‘Blanket’ Jackson….almost as bad as ‘Rebbie’.
- Nobody remembers Roger Moore. He was Agent 007, damn it!
- I hate Canadians. I have to, it’s in my blood.
- Y’all need to use the Oxford comma.
- JLaw has a point about pudding.
 

-------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
Our next big theme quiz wasn’t a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… on May the 4th, we’re holding our first ever Star Wars quiz! Check out the event for more details on how you can compete in the greatest quiz the Galactic Empire has ever seen!

 
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And so, I’m off to try and find a bear to be my pet. If Lord Byron could do it, so can I!


Until next time, Beau Jo’s!!!
-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

  • Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
  • Do you love beer? So do I! Read my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!  
  • Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz. You can also learn a little bit about what makes me tick over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview!
Beau Jo's (Fort Collins)
100 North College Avenue
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:02 PM, April 07, 2014
Scores
Missed It By That Much 60

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 56

Lucky Lucy's 54

Nerds Of Prey 51

Alpha Q 49

Double Daters, No Haters 46

Hot Lightning 43

Ouch Is Not A Safe Word 42

Godzilla: King Of The Diddlers 37

Red Rockets 29

Here 4 The Finals 27

Make It Something Dirty 26

Hot Pockets 23

The Purple People Eaters 20

Hambone 19

Team Beau Jos 14

Dad And 3 Girls 13

Ian Sucks! Nailed It. 5

Andizzle fo' Shizzle


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Quiz Schedule
The Astoria - Sunday
7:30pm, 146 N College Ave

Beau Jo's - Monday
8:00pm, 205 N College Ave

Black Bottle - Tuesday
8:00pm, 1611 S College Ave

Gravity 1020 - Wednesday
8:00pm, 1020 E Lincoln Ave

Pateros Creek - Thursday
7:00pm, 242 N. College Ave

Irregularly at:
The Trailhead - Wednesday
7:30pm, 148 W Mountain Ave
Andy (Andizzle fo' Shizzle)

Yes, Quizmaster Andizzle fo' Shizzle is in fact my legit, legal name (as soon as I change it). Fo' rizzle, bizzle.

I've been a Quizmaster for five years and have been one of the core writers almost as long. Your favorite rounds might have been one of mine (seriously, I've written over 1,000).

I kick ass and sometimes take names where appropriate. Quizmaster extraordinaire and all around nerd, I host the weekly quiz with both fury and pomp. If you ever find youself in need of a good beating in Halo, tetherball, or a good ole' fashioned PBR chugoff, feel free to let me know.

You can learn a little more about my messed up brain over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview.

Check out Northern Colorado's Facebook page @
www.facebook.com/NoCoGeeksWhoDrink

I also write beer reviews and articles @
www.PorchDrinking.com

And if you so desire, I can also be found on The Facebooks or on The TwittersXbox Live, Steam, League of Legends, Battle.net, and your Mom's house.

On all the televisions this week during quiz, there was some sort of sporting event occurring, featuring players of the youth variety. Why anyone gives a shit about college basketball, let alone ALL THE SHITS about it is beyond me… I guess I’ll just never understand. This is why I listen to songs about baseball. And knives. And bananas.

And when that isn’t available, I’m downing some good ole’ ‘Murican cheese…. In the form of a whiz. Nothing beats consuming pasteurized food-stuff product out of a tube while simultaneously doing whip-its. It’s really just a way to get twice as high, and also die a horrible death. Whatever, totally worth it.

 

Things we learned this week:
- Nobody wants to see the London Harmonica Orchestra.
- Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice.
- Limburger cheese: horrific smell, amazing taste.  
 
- Urban Decay looks pretty awesome. And also urban decay.
- Ellen DeGeneres was not a famous poet from Lesbos.

 

-------------------- THIS WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENTS --------------------
Our next big theme quiz wasn’t a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… on May the 4th, we’re holding our first ever Star Wars quiz! Check out the event for more details on how you can compete in the greatest quiz the Galactic Empire has ever seen!

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And so, I’m off to watch a bunch of Ewoks beat stormtroopers to death. Awwww yeah.


Until next time, Beau Jo’s!!!
-Andizzle fo’ Shizzle

  • Still need more of a quiz-fix? Check out the NoCo GWD Facebook group!
  • Do you love beer? So do I! Read my reviews and articles at Porch Drinking.com!  
  • Can’t get enough Andizzle? Me neither. Click my name under the title if you want to drink beers, get your ass kicked in Halo, or just feel like getting yelled at outside of quiz. You can also learn a little bit about what makes me tick over at my Meet Your Quizmaster interview!
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