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Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:26 AM, July 24, 2014
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Alex's Dumb Face is Dumb 77

The Golden Lions 68

Bad News Beers III: Revenge of the Beers 66

Alcohol & Oates 61

Optimus Prime Directive 60

Equipo de Suñeo 55

John & Tomi 50

Los Triviokies 47

Jared


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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

I hear that the song in the National Air Guitar Championships that everyone competes to is “Smoke on the Water”. This was the inspiration behind tonight’s Air Guitar Off for third place winner. And while the NAGC has official juding rules, the only rule for winning at Ozzie’s is who gets the most applause, à la a dance contest at The Max.

So tonight, Alex’s Dumb Face is Dumb were the first place winners. However, because they had eight on their team, they were ineligible for the first place gift certificate. So that bumped everyone else a spot, including the fourth place tiers Optimus Prime Directive and Alcohol & Oates. Facing off, both air guitar representatives had sunglasses and attitude, but it was Sarah from Alcohol & Oates that won over the very stern and very drunk audience at Ozzie’s. However, both teams were lucky, because next time it’s going to be a Cannibal Corpse dance-off.

What We Learned Tonight:

  • Many teams don’t realize that "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" came before "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes". That’s because many teams don’t RISE before DAWN! Mom thought that one was gangbusters.
  • Bill Clinton had two pets while in office, Socks the cat and Buddy the dog, but only one of them had an SNES game.

What We Learned Last Week But I Forgot To Mention:

  • One of our bartenders actually punched out Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut a couple of years back because he called an Ozzie’s waitress the cunt-word. You know, there was a time when being the hot dog champ meant something…

Best Worst Answers:

  • When asked what movie was in the top spot at the box office this past weekend, one team wrote “Planes 2: Fire & Rescue”, which makes me laugh like a lunatic. I think it’s the fact that they wrote out the entire title.
  • When asked what T.V. show blew up the town of Walnut Grove…listen, I know Archie Bunker is an angry dude, but it wasn’t “All in the Family”.
  • And when asked the names of the Clintons’ family pets, “Monica” is the obvious joke answer, but the team that wrote down “Al Gore”…you’re making my dreams come true.

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • Alcohol & Oates – Let’s save the best for first.
  • Los Triviokes – Combining the two best things on Earth and sounding like a Mexican/Russian fusion dish is an admirable feat.
  • Bad News Beers III: Revenge of the Beers – This team is really hanging in there with the name and subtitles. I can’t wait until they get to Leonard Part Six.
Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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8:09 AM, July 17, 2014
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60% of the Time, We Win Every Time 85

Nicolas Cagefight 79

It's the End of the World Cup as We Know it, and We Feel Fine 71

Big Red Ballers! 70

Bad News Beers 2: Judgment Day 64

Donut Holes 45

The Cristernas 40

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Jared ()

Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

The Prodigal Son of a Bitch returns! I took a week off, just to reevaluate myself and to reevaluate the quiz. Just me in a cabin, alone with my thoughts. “Why would someone do this to themselves week after week?” “Is it really worth the $4.75/month I’m paid to do it?”

But, against my better judgment, I came back to a hero’s welcome. And by that, I mean eight people left after round one. I think they just came for the Ozzie’s food, in which case, they’re the real winners tonight!

What We Learned Tonight:

  • True or false questions are much more entertaining when I read them Maury Povich style. Next week: Connie Chung.
  • Even a 20-second clip of “Scott Pilgrim” is enough to make me cringe.
  • Speaking of cringe, a lot of people found out about International muggle quidditch tonight. I actually saw in Cal Anderson Park last week. Accio virginitis!

Best Worst Answers:

  • One team thought that Dirk Diggler was the prime minister of South Aftrica in 1993. I can imagine that in regard to apartheid, someone said to him, “You don’t do this, donkey dick!”
  • Another team put down “Mortal Comabt” instead of “Street Fighter” on another question. Kome on…
  • Not enough bad answers, so I’ll use this space to say that “Weird” Al should record a Lana Del Rey parody called “Ultra-Pie-lence”.

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • Nicolas Cagefight – Maybe
  • Bad News Bears 2: Judgment Day – Closer
  • It’s the End of the World Cup as We Know it, and We Feel Fine – There it is.

 

 

 

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:12 PM, July 10, 2014
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Trailer Moon: Crystal Meth 88

Fig Time 80

Cervix-A-Lot 77

Meryl Streep's Driving Instructor 69

Baby Got back 57

Cancer Sucks 50

#Cleverhashtag 45

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Captiol Cider (Captiol Hill) Tuesdays 8 PM Regatta Bar and Grille (Downtown) Thursdays 7 PM
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I think it's time for a new super hero to be in town. Yes the fro-hawk. Born from a day when he was way too tired from all the smokin' and drinkin' that happens on the fremont solstice, he woke up to find the sides of his hair were flatened but the front was standing tall like a 65 year old man on viagra. He wondered what he should do with this new found power. I know...rock out at Karaoke. 

So he did and it was awesome. The swag was on lock and jawns where lookin' hawt. He has arrived folks. So whenever you need a pro to bring your needs of snark and fark to the party, fro-hawk is your man. He has a master plan and you're a part of it.

Cause fro-hawk is going to prey on your party...and make it all dat and a bag of chips. Sour Cream and Onion, Funion, done son.

I'm out bitches!  

I had an awesome night hosting Quiz for a Cause supporting the Marsha Rivkin Center for Ovarian Cancer Research. It can effect any of our Mothers, Daughters, Girlfriends or Wives at any time so anything that can be done to stamp it out is greatly apprecated. 

We had a great night fileld with quiz, raffles and creepyly direct music videos. Congrats to our two raffle winners. Mahad who one a $50 dollar gift card to REI, great to getting your summer camping plans started and to our main stay Ozzie who won $50 dollars to Amazon.com! Don't spend it all in one place now! 

And because of all of you who donated we were able to raise $185 dollars for Cancer Research! Yes pat yourselves on the back, because you did a good thing!

Thanks to these lovely ladies for putting this all together! It was a blast and I hope to do it again sometime! 

If you want to help the fight even more after last night click on the doate link below.

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Thanks again to everybody who came out and showed support have a good rest of your week and we'll see ya next week! 

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