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Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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8:03 AM, December 18, 2014
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Surprise Sex Party! 82

Winter is Coming 81

It's my Birthday! 74

Quizzard of Ozzie's 70

Bablingading 64

Crazy Like Swayze 63

Denim? I Hardly Knew Him! 62

The Pongotronic Bettzilla Likes to Moon 52

Water Board Surfers 43

Jared


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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

Hi.

The More We Know:

  • What we know is that you guys missed those awesome board games from your youth, with a clear beginning and end right on the board. No fancy resource cards or 87-sided die here, friends.
  • The tooth fairy takes the discarded bones of children at third-world prices and then sells them on the black market at a higher rate. If that’s not a monster, I don’t know what is…
  • I learned that “Heavy Metal” isn’t popular with the kids these days. But there were a few teams that learned tonight that sometimes it pays to be a horny nerd. I should know.

Best Worst Answers:

  • There are some teams out there that would swear that Sam Smith’s “Stay with Me”, when played on organ, sounds identical to Tom Petty’s “Won’t Back Down”. Things get even fishier when you find out that Tom Petty’s grandfather was…AN ORGAN MAKER! None of that is true, by the way.
  • Not necessarily a worst answer, but I have to give major respect to the woman who, when I said, “GOP,” yelled, “Yeah, you know me!”

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • Denim? I Hardly Know Him! – Courtesy of the Canadian tuxedoes in the corner.
  • Quizzard of Ozzie’s – Forcing everyone to step up their game.
  • Water Board Surfers – Topical. Controversial. Did I already say topical?

 

Merry Christmas and see you next next Wednesday! 

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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12:19 AM, December 11, 2014
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Much Ado About Figging 70

Worst 2 First 68

Flash Jordan Loo-Nella 67

Better Late Than Pregnant 62

Crazy Like Swayze 61

We Missed Our Trivia Dad 61

Uretura Franklin 59

Raggle Taggle 54

Drink Up 41

Jared


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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

Do you (the two of you reading this) realize that I write this as I watch karaoke right after the quiz? And do you realize that the holiday classic “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is really just a date-rape anthem left over from a creepier time? Well, I’ve got news: The song is 500 times worse when it’s spoken instead of sung, like the manner in which I’m watching it now. Douche-chill!

But enough about rufie-inspired melodies…QUIZ! The joint was so packed that Trivia Dad (my new name) had to give up his chair to a player. And now I’ve got to find a massage therapist in this city that takes my insurance. Or beg my roommate. Okay, “beg” may be an exaggeration…it really only takes a slight mention. This is getting weird. Let’s move on:

The More We Know:

  • “Or-ion? OR-ION?!” Even if you pronounce it wrong, saying the answer loud enough is going to get other teams to write it down, despite the best shushing efforts of your teammates.
  • Jermaine Dupri used to actually rap.
  • White men can’t jump.

Best Worst Answers:

  • One team wrote down the ever-so-clever “Your mom” as answer. But then on the next one, I think they tried to write “Heroes”, but it looks like “Herpes” because that’s what their mom has! Boom! Retaliation!
  • I asked what logo Forrest Gump created when he wiped mud off his face with a T-shirt and one team put down “Jenny.” Laugh if you must, but how much more fascinating would that movie be if Jenny was a T-shirt that Forrest created in his mind. Tom Hanks should totally star in a movie next to an inanimate object with a face that he created. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but you can quote me on this.
  • Wait, I forgot something else we learned tonight: I can’t pronounce Deuteronomy after one drink.

Team Name Hall of Fame:

  • Worst 2 First – These guys and gals came in last when they last played, but finished up in second tonight. All because of the attitude they put forth with this team name!
  • Crazy Like Swayze – There’s no logic here, but it just has a ring to it I can’t resist.
  • We Missed Our Trivia Dad – I’m assuming you’re talking about me, which is…not creepy…at all.

 

See you next Wednesday!

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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1:38 AM, December 04, 2014
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….And all that Chaz 80

Are you our new Trivia Dad? 76

Temp. Tattoos Avaliable Here 70

1/4 Canadian 67

Solid Gold Answers 67

Team JBD 64

Quiz in my Pants 54

Darren Wilson Fans 53

Quizzy Miguire 53

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I think it's time for a new super hero to be in town. Yes the fro-hawk. Born from a day when he was way too tired from all the smokin' and drinkin' that happens on the fremont solstice, he woke up to find the sides of his hair were flatened but the front was standing tall like a 65 year old man on viagra. He wondered what he should do with this new found power. I know...rock out at Karaoke. 

So he did and it was awesome. The swag was on lock and jawns where lookin' hawt. He has arrived folks. So whenever you need a pro to bring your needs of snark and fark to the party, fro-hawk is your man. He has a master plan and you're a part of it.

Cause fro-hawk is going to prey on your party...and make it all dat and a bag of chips. Sour Cream and Onion, Funion, done son.

I'm out bitches!  

Yooooooo. Don't you love it when Jared turns into Chaz? 

It was amazing to host Quiz for you all tonight. We learned about a lot of things. Like kids really do like Turtles, a pope kinged Napoleon and we like love a lot. Now that Sarah Barellis girl? I've watched her judge on the sing off but I really like her song "King of Anything". It goes "who cares if you dsagree, you are not me, who made you the king of anything?"

Those above lyrics make me wonder how many dudes are out there trying to control their ladies and and get shut down from doing so. I mean I say let people be their own people for goodness sake. But as the 1Janitor on youtube goes, that's just me though.

There was also a random camera there recording video. It was for some yelp thing I think. Maybe I'll get discovered? One can dream.

Well guest quizzlings, it was an awesome time hosting for you. I'll be back next week as a player to see how my knowledge matches up with yours and you'll get to enjoy the smooth styings of Jared once again. 

Until next time! Catch ya on the flip side of tomorow.  

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