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Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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7:58 AM, March 26, 2015
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Where's My Compass? 75

One Less Erection 74

The Frolicking Corgis 73

Solid Gold Answers 71

Road May Be Slippery When Fish 69

Don't Tip Me Over, I'm Full of Fish! 59

Velociraptors 57

Upper Decker 54

But Guys…This Fast & Furious Movie is Going to Be Way Different! 51

Afraid of Clowns 48

It's a Christmas Miracle! 48

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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

Guys, I’ll just level with you: It’s getting harder and harder to come up with these little preambles to the rest of the blog. Should I start writing poetry about the bus passes I find in the hallway of my apartment building? Or should I start attending heroin addicts anonymous meetings? OR, should I talk about the fact that the bar I host at still has a “ladies night?" Rock the vote.

The More We Know:

  • Some people have forgotten about the Amanda Bynes vehicle “She’s the Man”. I’m not saying anything, just that some people forgot about it.
  • Hey, remember Swine Flu? Well, the soldier of WWI certainly do.
  • The job of drone bees is to fuck the queen, which differs from American drones, whose job is to fuck the Middle East.

Best Worst Answers:

  • Someone saw a clip of Robert DeNiro playing the devil and put down “Analyze This”, which isn’t technically wrong since he’s been playing Satan for the last two decades of his career.
  • So, on the “Hindenburg” answer to the WWI hero question, no one was willing to sacrifice the point to put down “Heisenberg?” Shame on all of you.
  • And the best fake movie name of all time goes to the team that wrote “Diners, Drive-Ins, and DIE.”

Team Name Hall O’ Fame:

  • The Frolicking Corgis – Cute
  • Upper Decker – Gross
  • It’s a Christmas Miracle! – r/firstworldanarchists

 

 

 

 

Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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7:52 AM, March 19, 2015
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Shiza Minnelli 74

Taint No Thing Like a Chicken Wing 73

Spring Beaver 72

Mopey Dick vs. Cocktopus 71

Net & Yahoo! 64

Fantastic Four 57

Lauren's Turning 30 55

I Can't Seem to Face Up to the Facts 50

Whoever Made St. Paddy's Day on a Tuesday is an Asshole 49

Good Enough 47

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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

I don’t know if we’ve ever had a leader race so close as tonight. And the fact that one team would rather forfeit than dance for a third place spot makes me want to weep. So I’ll just dance for the both of youse.

The More We Know:

  • Faith Hill and Shania Twain have never been in the same room together. Think about it. And they’re both lizard people.
  • “American Pie” might have been three times the movie it was if it went by its working title, “Comfort Food”.
  • Copper is element 29 on the periodic table. You’re welcome, high school students who frequent my blog.

Best Worst Answers:

  • One team mistook “anthropomorphism” as “animorphism.” It was wrong, but I may have counted it correct if they put down “Goosebumpism.”
  • I feel as though I’m being pranked. For Lynyrd Skynyrd, a team wrote down “Black Keyes." It's not a solo act, guys.
  • When identifying American painters, one team wrote down “Skip.” I don’t know if they wanted to skip the answer or they thought that Skip was such a ubiquitous American name that they felt they had a real chance by putting it on paper.

Team Name Hall O’ Fame:

 

  • Net & Yahoo!- Say it fast.
  • Good Enough – No one on this team was a part of The Goonies. I checked. Twice.
  • Mopey Dick vs. Cocktopus – Adult super stores always provide the best inspiration.  
Ozzie's Seattle
105 W Mercer St
Seattle, WA 98119
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7:51 AM, March 12, 2015
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Take a Good Hard Look at the Motherfuckin' Booth 75

Brain Shart 67

But Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams…Jared 62

Tower of Power 54

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Not so long ago, I was on a team playing quiz and we ruled the school. My personal areas of expertise were both audio rounds, anything involving movies, and American history. One night, I was the only guy in the bar who knew the name of the current prime minister of England.

We placed first almost every week. So often that it became stale and I needed a new challenge. So instead of angering fellow geeks by besting them, I decided I would anger them by doing the asking. So I became a quizmaster and I've been pissing them off ever since.  

I am so disappointed in all of you. This date only comes around on a Wednesday maybe once in 100 years (don’t check on that, I cannot back it up) and none of you take advantage of it. “All Quizzertainers, Come Original”. “Amber is the Color of Your Urine Stream.” These are acceptable team names, because it’s 311 Day, brah!

Now, granted, they’re in the bottom three bands of all time, but I think an eighth-rate Sublime that’s only listened to by stoners, idiots, and idiot stoners deserves a little repect.

The More Weeno:

  • I think Chaz wants everyone to know that he has an incomparable knowledge of “Top Chef” judges.
  • Cool kids call it “Les Miz”. You’re welcome, nerdy kids. Enjoy the big time.
  • Eminem is a homophobic, misogynistic, immature piece of shit. We didn’t learn that tonight, but I felt like it was reinforced.  

Best Worst Answers:

  • A team that may or may not have been just one guy wrote down the answer “Tedditeranian” and then doubled down by asking if that was the right answer out loud. The nerve.
  • Another team, because they didn’t know the answer, felt that they had to write down, “I don’t fucking watch musicals.” You know, just tell me that you had surgery to remove your heart and I’ll try to respect that, you monster.
  • That same team, that same round wrote down “Rober Lewis Stevenson” as an answer. Not only is that wrong, but “Rober.” “ROBER.”

Team Name Hall O’ Fame:

  • Tower of Power – “What is Hip?” ! That was the song that Tower of Power sang! Sorry it took me so long to remember it. And no, the team that was there tonight was not the Oakland horn band. Actually, they could have been. Let me get back to you on that.
  • But Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams…Jared – Stephanie hates this team because instead of tipping, they just leave Loose Change.
  • All Jizzertainers, Cum Original – You guys are the real winners tonight.

 

See yew and Phoenix feather next Wednesday.

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