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Battery Park Bar & Lounge
33 Batterymarch Street
Boston, MA 02110
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8:12 AM, December 09, 2014
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Guaranteed in the top 2 56

TRIVIA MASTERS (NOT BROOKE) 49

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Wednesday's at 8 p.m. @ Miller's Ale House in Watertown sucka
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Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 

New puppets I thought of:

Puppetry of the balls.

Puppetry of the nipples.

Puppetry of the butt.

Puppetry of the vagina. 

Large hard on collider puppet. 

Eh, well that idea didn't have a lot of juice but I hope you did at the quiz last night. We came. We saw. We mostly just came. We wrote. One team conquered. And that team was called "Guaranteed in the top 2" who seemed to excede their own expectations and had a lot of competition.

Battery Down for now. We will battery up at Battery Park next week.  

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7:24 PM, December 01, 2014
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Shooting Blanks 73

The Force Awakens: Then Hits Snooze 56

No Moeps No Probz 43

The Stiff Johnson Lives 38

Smarty Pints 35

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John (Hopeless Semantic )

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Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 

Okay, I guess after blogs and blogs of nonsense, I'll teach you something. I GUESS.

So Canada has weird laws. Like remember this comedian got like fined or in trouble for telling some

heckler to fuck off or something? Like they straight up don't have free speech in Canada. I mean it

makes sense I guess, our freedom of speech was added late hence The Bill of Rights. Some founding

father who I forget about wanted it added. Jefferson? 

Anyways, Canada has an even stranger law. If you are a Canadian show, you have to devote 

a certain amount of airtime on your shows to talking about Canada. This is real. It's important to them

that you mention that Canada exists despite the fact that it barely does. I learned about this because

of a story I heard about SCTV (mentioned it tonight's quiz.) I guess they were getting in trouble for 

not talking about Canada enough, so Bob and Doug Mackenzie were born. Those two dumb 

Canadians filled the legal amount of Canada talk, and ironcially became the breakout characters, eh.

This is probably the reason why most Canadian shows are a bunch of garbage. It's just non-stop

talk about making fun of mounties and parliment. Canada has a parliment right? But anyways,

watch Orphan Black. That's some badass Canada shit. 

A couple teams who probably weren't Canadian won. 

Did you learn something? 

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9:05 PM, November 24, 2014
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The Gobblers 59

Mark Ruffalo Wild Wings 57

The Bills 49

Parade of the Hater Princesses 41

Hostel Crew 34

Three Guys One Girl 6

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Wednesday's at 8 p.m. @ Miller's Ale House in Watertown sucka
John (Hopeless Semantic )

Yes, I am the one in the picture you think I am. 

 

Hey sucka. I haven't updated this in a while sucka. Sucka. Come to Miller's Ale House every Weds at 8 pm, sucka. Suckafish. 

What kinds of people are buying these celebrity endorsed products? OK, so a George Foreman grill might be a nice grill. I bet it makes a fine burger.

But you want to wear Jessica Simpson? You want to smell Katy Perry? If I had creativity and time I would write like a comedy peice about celebrity endorsed products.

BUT I'M LAZY.

  Bill Cosby pre-packaged wine coolers! The safety seal means that it abosutley never got tampered with. Just drink it bip bop bippy! 

 

Get it? Because they actually have roofies in it. I'd rather have that then wear a Ryan Seacrest shirt. Hear that Ryan? You disturb me more than the Cos. 

Jeez, this is the worst blog.

Some people won. It was back and forth but The Gobblers pulled it off. Just like Bill Cosby.....nevermind. 

 

Me. 

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