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Christian's Tailgate (Midtown)
2000 Bagby St
Houston, TX 77002
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:18 PM, November 18, 2014
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Every Bunny Wants to Rule the World 78

Michelle Obama's Arms 2016 69

3 Dudes and a Racist 68

Higos de Putin 66

I Wish this Mic Was a Penis 65

Ramy-saurus 59

merica's Team 56

Eeee-bol-a 52

Ray Rice Told Her Twice 36

Happy Day 35

Get Smarterer 16

Rainbow Brite


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Tuesdays at Christian's Tailgate in Midtown, 8pm Wednesdays at Little J's, 8pm Thursdays at McElroys, 8pm
Katie (Rainbow Brite)

Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 

Thank you all for coming out. St. Arnold's was here with some amazing swag. The candles are the coolest, and I'm jealous of everyone who won one. I ran another poem contest to dole out the candles and metal sign. These were the winners:

3rd (The Bunnies):

There once was a man named St. Arnold// WHose balls were terribly gnarled // He took some Viagra // To gush like Niagra // And jizzed beer all over the world

2nd (Michelle Obama's Arms 2016):

I met a nice girl in Decatur // My bros said that I shouldn't date her // Her face was a four // She was kind of a bore // Bud damn! Look at dat Punkinator!

1st (Ramy-saurus):

Saint Arnold once craged a beer // That made the women cum for a year // Into the Bayou it went // To Anheiser-Bush it was sent // And that's why Budweiser is clear!

So yeah. Winners. In third, 3 Dudes and a Racist. In second, Michelle Obama's Arms. And in first, after a long break, The Bunnies!

See you all next week!

Christian's Tailgate (Midtown)
2000 Bagby St
Houston, TX 77002
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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9:26 PM, November 11, 2014
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Michelle Obama's Arms 2016 68

Slow and Steady 68

Number of Drinks I've had 66

Bare Chested Presidents 63

The Fearsome Foursome 62

Bezow Doo Doo Zippity Bop Bop Bop 55

uhhh.. Idk 50

Dude Where's My Google 46

Chips or Queso 44

Team Bake 30

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Tuesdays at Christian's Tailgate in Midtown, 8pm Wednesdays at Little J's, 8pm Thursdays at McElroys, 8pm
Katie (Rainbow Brite)

Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 

Thank you all for coming out for the Karbach sponsored night! We had a ton of koozies, pint glasses, and Karbach beer to give out tonight! NEXT WEEK ST. ARNOLD’S WILL BE HERE!!! COME BACK FOR THAT!!!

So, this week, since it was a Karbach week, instead of writing my own blog, I bribed you with swag to write Karbach inspired limericks and haikus for me! These were my favorites:

From Uhhh… idk (Favorite)

Rodeo my clown // I love you when I am bare // Come down my love street

From Bare Chested Presidents (written in multiple languages)

We drink beer // Underneath the fireworks // We like Karbach

From The Fearsome Foursome (mostly nonsense)

There once was a man from Nantucket // Who wanted a drink the size of a bucket // He tried a Starbuck // But it didn’t cut // So instead he drank a Karbuck-et

From Michelle Obama’s Arms 2016 (also quality)

I can’t find my pants // Her apartment smells like cats // Damn Hopadillo

From Number of Drinks I’ve Had

Beer in the morning // Drinks in the afternoon too // Alcoholism

So yeah. Poems are fun! Also, we had winners. In third, Number of Drinks I’ve Had. In second, after losing the run off round, Michelle Obama’s Arms 2016. And in first, Slow and Steady… (wins the race).

See you next week FOR ST. ARNOLD NIGHT!

Christian's Tailgate (Midtown)
2000 Bagby St
Houston, TX 77002
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9:20 PM, November 04, 2014
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Eight Years of School Better Help 83

The Real Housebunnies of Houston 81

Midterms of Endearment 80

#slow and steady 77

Team Rabbits 73

Let Me Sell Yo Kids 70

I Choose Trivia Over Votin 70

Shasta 41

David Blames Loss on Mole in Campaign Staff 38

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Tuesdays at Christian's Tailgate in Midtown, 8pm Wednesdays at Little J's, 8pm Thursdays at McElroys, 8pm
Katie (Rainbow Brite)

Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 

Thank you all for coming out tonight! We only had 9 teams, but like all of you had 5 or 6 players, so the place looked pretty full. And, and, even better, you all stayed afterwards and got a little jiggy with me. (Okay, nobody got jiggy with me, but a gal can dream, right?)

Two things. One, I forgot my real camera. I did that whole Montrose Pub Crawl thing on Saturday and I think my camera is sitting next to the strap on I was wearing. (If you’ve been reading this, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Also, the answer is yes, I had a blast. I’m saying that not because I remember, but because my legs wouldn’t be this bruised unless I had.) Because I forgot my camera, I had to roll with my cell phone. You’ll notice the cool ghost like filter on all the photos from tonight. You too can get that filter, all you have to do is drop your phone in a little bit of water. Just enough to get some water trapped under the lens, but not enough to actually hurt your phone.

Two! I think I just broke the Ethernet port I never use. I thought I was shoving my usb drive into a usb port, and it slid in so damn easy… turns out it was NOT the Ethernet port at all. Now the prong for an Ethernet cable is bent like my ex’s dick, and I don’t know what to do about it. Probably nothing, because who the fuck still hard lines into anything that isn’t a body hole?

Winners! In third, Midterms of Endearment. In second, the Bunnies. And in first, Eight Years of School Better Help. (Clearly it did!)

See you all next week! 

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