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Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX 78756
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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10:09 PM, May 15, 2013


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Juicebox Homos w/ Stars In Our Eyes	80

Make Mine M.O.D.O.Q.	77

The Wen Bebsters	77

Abercrombie and Fitch and Ugly Hobos	72

Brews on First	72

Beer!	72

There's Finally 6 of Us!	72

The Gay Agenda	72

Yesterday's Jam	71

The Defiant Few	67

The Comanches	67

Vasectomy Party	63

Brad is Late	54

Rebecca's a Firehazard	50

He + Him	45

T.I.T.T. (TX is the Tits)	44

A Beep Boo Ba Beepa Boop Bop

Texas Shaynesaw Massacre

I'm running out of things to say to you people

Don't take that as an insult. We're like an old married couple. I don't need to talk to you to show you I love you. I just need to show you my old, saggy nutsack, like old married couples totally do all the time.

Let me tell you, the past couple weeks have been quite rough. But Wednesdays at Billy's always make it better. Because of the chicken wings and beer, not you guys, you vain sons of bitches.

Pretty sweet De Niro impression-off to break the second place tie. There was a clear winner, but The Wen Bebsters still got to go home with $10. Plus, you don't have bronchitis like the dude from Make Mine M.O.D.O.Q. Kind of makes up for not winning their $20. But, while your De Niros were decently entertaining, your minds were lacking and Juicebox Homos w/ Stars In Our Eyes came in first and got that sweet, sweet $30 prize. Damn, Juicebox Homos w/ Stars In Our Eyes. Good for you!

See you nexxxt week! Billy's! 7PM!

-Shayne "Tane" Lechelt

Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX 78756
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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11:11 PM, May 08, 2013


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The Miss Tax Evasion of Lauren Hill	76

Early Nerds Get the Sandworm	71

The Chicken Strip Tease	70

Yesterday's Jam	68

The Gay Agenda	67

Something Written	67

Benedick Cumberbutt	67

ManBearPig!	63

Beer!	63

The Defiant Few	62

Tied for 3rd Place	61

Ten Year Cleveland Vacation	60

Can Someone Turn On Some Fucking Hockey, Eh?	59

White Women Running Into the Arms of Black Men	55

Schrodinger's Cat in the Hat	53

ACL Still Sucks x2	52

Are You There God? It's Me, Jamaraquai	50

G. Aculeatus	47

Taco Obsession	36

Angry Dad 2: Return of the Angriest Dad

Texas Shaynesaw Massacre

Did you guys notice the drunken man mumbling to my left? He called me a son of a bitch, I heard it. He also called Becca a bitch.

That guy (I'm like 95% sure) is Angry Dad.

You might remember Angry Dad from a few weeks ago. He took issues with the language that I choose to use. The language being some of the best words in the world: Cock, Fuck, Balls, Dick, Bitch, Ass, Butt, Poop, Weiner, Weiner-Fuck, Weiner-Dick, Balls-Dick, Bitch-Dick, Weiner-Poop, Dick-Dick, Butt-Poop, etc.

Yes, the man calling me a son of a bitch under his breath has an issue with me saying bitch in the context of a question.

I really don't know what I have done. On the one hand, you people clearly love me. Like, borderline stalker love me. On the other hand, it seems I'm getting closer and closer to a fist-fight at these things. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!

Is it the questions? Look, just because the highest score we could get on this quiz was 76 doesn't mean I'm going to sit around and get called names. That's on you. It's not my fault if you don't know about Manboobs, Diarrhea, or Captain Planet. You should study more.

Top 3 Teams: Congratulations. Do the damn thing. The rest of you, come back next week hungry for a win. I want bloodshed.

I'ma go to bed.

'Night.

-Ain't No SunShayne When She's Gone

Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX 78756
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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11:38 AM, May 02, 2013


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yesterday's jam	86

ann frank vs doctor strange	83

Flying spegetti monsters	81

something, goddammit	78

snark industries	77

superflous umlauts	77

the poop that took a pee	76

Dr. wolfgang von bushwick the barbarian mother funky stay high dollar billsters	75

jungle grundle	74

Yam Fantasy	70

don glover	68

rosemary take the wheel	66

the gay agenda	66

just butter	64

USA-a-OK	59

I can't trivia	56

rare toads	56

just the two of us... maybe one more..	53

Hando Kal Rizzian	37

Parkay > KY

James Sterling Pound

Howdy Billy's crowd! Kyle and I sure had a great time with you guys last night! Seriously, you actually give a fuck! At our normal venue we're screaming over half the bar most of the quiz, but I guess each venue has its own charms. Yes, Rebecca and Shayne were MIA this week, and they didn't even tell me why. So lets make some shit up!

I think it was because Rebecca needed to retouch the back tattoo she has of Shayne wearing black metal face paint, because the lines started to blur. She's hoping it can be reworked into a map of Westoros, but I think a giant butterfly would be simpler. Shayne, I hear, was getting fitted for his beard extensions to be more accurate in his ZZ Top cover band. Their schtick is they only use kitchen appliances for instruments and call themselves ZZ Pot. Shayne plays the colander, and they are still looking to book their first official gig.

More likely though it was just an evening of butt sex for them. Trying out different butter brands. ...Shayne receiving of course.

Quiz-wise we covered a lot! From magazine names (Quotations From Chairman Mao aka Cat Fancy) to that timeless classic from Three Days Grace. Y'all did pretty well on our Sooner or Later Musicals Round, putting up with all the poor German and French pronunciations and musical numbers I played.

I really love switching up the bonus answer system and it's always hilarious when a bro just walks away immediately when I say to write in bubble letters. “How the fuck am I supposed to know what that is?” Oh, bro. Also, if you need anymore fuel for your nightmares there's plenty more where Round Five came from. Round Six was a tight butthole, but you guys really ripped it apart. But(t), Round Seven's boot up gaming sounds proved pretty difficult for most. Hey, at least they didn't try to pull any of this shit on you!

Seriously, you guys were a great crowd and I'm a little jealous of Taffy 'N' Lechelt for having such a nice, attentive audience. Hope to see you around at another nearby quiz (maybe on Mondays... just South on Burnet...), or maybe I'll come play and challenge you all someday! Until then, Keep It Gay!

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