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Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX 78756
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:10 PM, July 24, 2014
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Procrastibators 73

Children Under the Age of 18 72

The Defiant Few 69

San Diego Comic Sans 67

Y'all's Deep 61

Body Building and Tattoos 60

Chocolate Thunder 58

The Marmot that Started it AllÉ 56

Diarrhea of a Madman 54

Crazy Random Happenstance 52

The Guv'nas 48

Two Tacos and a Hot Dog 43

Phillips #1 41

#doitforthestory 36

Biz Marquis 16

Taffy Cakes


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Billy's on Burnet - Wednesdays - 7pm
Rebecca Tafline (Taffy Cakes)

I do stuff.

I am good at some of it.

Shayne and I started True Detective over. Because we are masochists.

That is pretty much all I can think about.

Oh--that, and the blog is late. It just is.

Why? Because we are Shayne and Becca.

Because being on time is boring as shit. Don't be predictable, people--it's unbecoming.

Last night's quiz was full of cryptic audio rounds, and an artistic visual round, OooooOOoo.

Seriously, True Detective. If you haven't seen it, see it. I own it. I'll let you borrow it.

Also, come to Billy's this Saturday, 7/26, from 1pm-5pm for the Austin Lager Jam.

Alex co-brewed a beer.

A watermelon beer. Which makes me happier than a pig amongst other pigs who aren't as pretty.

And come back to Billy's next Wednesday at 7pm, because that is where the fun is. It's where all the cool kids hang out.

I love you.

Some of you.

Watch True Detective.

Kisses dickholes,

B

Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX 78756
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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9:59 PM, July 16, 2014
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The Defiant Few 80

Too Many Fucking People Here 79

Two Men Enter, One's Named Steve 79

Crazy Random Happenstance 78

Necropansters 78

Twaughthammer 74

The Demented Few 73

Last Place 72

Team D.A.M.N. 68

Flying Spaghetti Monsters 68

Has Anybody Seen Our Table 67

Alec Baldwin's Shwetty Balls 64

That's Enough, John Mayer 58

Land Clams 57

Hop-licious 51

Binga Beard 45

A Round Late, and a Dollar Short 42

Texas Shaynesaw Massacre


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Mondays: Upper Decks at 7PM! Wednesdays: Billy's on Burnet at 7PM!
Shayne (Texas Shaynesaw Massacre)

Hello. I am Shayne.

I like tacos.

"Why is this story taking so fucking long? Seriously, I'm so bored and at the same time I'm essentially crawling into a monster's b-hole, so either tell me what the fuck is happening or tear my throat out so I can finally be at peace," said everyone reading this, ha ha, just kidding, J'hrrarkk said it.

"Shhhhhhhhh shhh shhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhh...." Novinho shushed.

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The light from the crystal pyramid was extinguished as the entrance to the passageway crashed behind James Pound. The twisted, warped freak, clad in a filthy smock and bare feet, did not hesitate even a moment, erratically bouncing with purpose down the now pitch-black corridor.

Suddenly, nothing happened. There was no terrifying rumbling; there was no rush of water; there was no flashing fire; it was silent and still.

James continued to bounce and hop in his awkward, ugly manner.

He stopped. He tried to look around, but couldn't see much.

"What the fuck?"

His face twisted into a hideous grimace.

"What the fucking fuck?"

His breathing intensified.

"What the fucking shitting assing fuck?!"

He started moving, building his speed up into an a fuming, irregularly-paced skip-run.

"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ADVENTURE. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PROVING MY FUCKING WORTH. I'M A MAN, GOD DAMN IT. I'M A GOD DAMN MAN."

Then he ran into a wall.

Billy's On Burnet
2105 Hancock Dr
Austin, TX 78756
Wednesdays: 7:00 PM
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10:16 PM, July 09, 2014
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Brazilians Ripping Their Hair Out 87

The Defiant Few 82

Four Eyes on the Prize 80

Last Place 72

Bitches, Man 68

The Demented Few 62

Flying Spaghetti Monsters 59

That's Enough, John Mayer 48

Sober Fun! :) 47

Team Temp 44

#pscamsgay 35

Screw the Argies 7

Texas Shaynesaw Massacre


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Mondays: Upper Decks at 7PM! Wednesdays: Billy's on Burnet at 7PM!
Shayne (Texas Shaynesaw Massacre)

Hello. I am Shayne.

I like tacos.

Gonna take another quick break from ATMOQ this week. Why? 'CAUSE I'M IN CHARGE, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM, I HAVE TO POOP OR SLEEP OR SOMETHING, WHATEVER, SHUT UP.

But for real reasons, I'm tired, whatever, shut up. I woke up at 6:00 AM this morning, not that I have to explain it to you.

Look, it's not like it's any of your business, but I worked really hard today, okay? So I got home and didn't write a chapter of a dumb-ass fantasy novel nobody cares about.

It's not like anybody cares about it or anything.

(I care about it. I really do. I'm proud of it in a way that's embarrassing and sad. I'm making it up as I go and it's super dumb and it's essentially stream-of-consciousness idiocy mixed with silly fantasy tropes mixed with jokes that only I think are funny. I write it because it makes me laugh and I don't really care if it makes anybody else laugh, because it makes me laugh, even when it isn't funny. The fact that I get paid to be a jackass on a microphone for two hours and then write my dream journal/favorite imaginary TV show onto the internet is a wonderfully wacky thing.)

So, to next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, when I just maybe might possibly deliver another chapter evading any sort of climax to the dumbest story shoved into a tiny corner of the internet that nobody reads.

EXCITEMENT!

In closing, here's a picture I made for America:

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