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Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:12 AM, September 16, 2014
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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, They Whooping Ee'rebody Out Here 77

Adrian Peterson: Child Abuse = 1 Game Suspension 70

Lizard Women From The Dawn of Time (And Their Wives) 68

Beat and Switch 65

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Rice Will Never Hurt Me 63

Nobody Likes Karen 60

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 59

Ex-Cons 50

Balls To The Wall 50

A-Team 41

0-2 The Playoffs WHO DAT! 40

Late For an Important Date 15

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

Ok, so here’s the deal. I have no idea what the fuck was going on with my spreadsheet so I downloaded a new one, and what do you know? It worked perfectly. Apparently gremlins crawled into my computer and fucked some shit up, and made it all wonky. So this scoring issue will not happen in the future. Just for good measure, I have poured a ring of salt around my laptop, and lit a gremlin repelling candle on my desk. I think that should just about do it. If they find a way in after these precautions, I guess the next step would be an exorcism… but I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it.

So after all was said and done, there was a difference in the final scores that was not apparent last night. Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Rice Will Never Hurt Me actually placed higher than I stated at the end, but they were still not in the top three, which remained unchanged. Check the scores on the left, for the final official scores.

So, how about that Jay? He was pretty darn good, if I do say so myself! He’ll be out somewhere hosting his own quiz soon, and I predict he will do just fine. Hopefully he’ll come back and hang with us again, cause he was a lot of fun.

Anyway, we had a quiz last night, and as much as I would LOVE to recap the whole thing, I am really not in the mood to deal with technology today after last night… (I say as I talk to customers and fix their DSL issues…) So here’s a speed recap.

1: star-spangled. Wordplay round, very few people know who I meant by Rooney, even less knew who Sanders was. Yes I have Apnea. Maybe sometime I’ll post a pic of me with my CPAP mask on… I look like Bane without the awesome accent.

2: Girls Covering Boys: Tori Amos’s Smells Like Teen Spirit is depressing, and very few knew Motorhead. Shameful.

3: Famous ladies and the men they married. Decent scores here, not bad.

4: Jay’s round, where the answers were found in the previous questions. Some were tricky like the words “the point” and “you” but the rest were pretty straightforward. Median scores here.

5: Guys on band of brothers, excellent scores with most being perfect.

6: Lakes: I’ve not heard of a lake called Dark Horse, nor of a general with the same name. perhaps someone could enlighten me? And always remember, if a private dick is mentioned in quiz, and it’s not Sherlock Holmes, then answer will almost certainly be Phillip Marlowe.

7: Privates being chewed out. Weird answers here, but you guys did ok.

8: Random knowledge and a bunch of jokers, and it was all done.

And in the end, Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, They Whopping Ee’rebody Out Here came out on top followed by Adrian Peterson: Child Abuse = 1 Game Suspension in second, and Lizard Women From The Dawn of Time (And Their Wives) in third.

See you guys next week!

Toodles!

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
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9:21 AM, September 09, 2014
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Quoth The Ravens, Nevermore 85

Constipated Dyslexic Agnostic Arithmeticians 74

Cry Me a Joan River 73

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 71

Here For Beer 65

NFL = National Felon's League 63

Right Hook Rices 42

Sleepnumber 69 24

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

It didn’t even dawn on me when I was hosting round 6 last night, but that round was an homage to Conjunction Junction. There’s a whole spoken section at the end where he talks about walking by a lake and encountering a duck and a drake. Funny how that never popped into my head but it suddenly did this morning the second I read the title of the round.

Anyhow, That was just one of the many rounds we had last night. Some were great, others were a complete shitfest, but that’s how it goes. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Round 1 – Recently in stuff, wherein we discussed Joan Rivers’s death, Deadmau5’s vendetta against Disney, Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson, fast food workers, and Michael Sam. Pretty good scores here, so you guys obviously pay attention.

Round 2 – Football Parodies, wherein we heard horrible parodies of things like Royals by Lorde, Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen, and Desperado by the Eagles. There seemed to be no middle ground on this round. You guys either rocked it, or bombed it.

Round 3 – Old English Ladies, wherein I asked you to tell me if the quote was from Queen Elizabeth, or Dame Maggie Smith from Downton Abbey. Not bad! Most of you got 7 points, and no one got below a 4. Of course it would have helped to have watched a lot of Downton Abbey… and if you haven’t… WTF is wrong with you??

Round 4 – 12-letter words. And some of them were tricky, but I was very happy to see a lot of high scores in this round. Sometimes, you guys surprise me. (I was very lenient on spelling however… yikes).

Round 5 – all about coffee. Or, I should say, scenes in movies that featured coffee in some way. Pretty decent scores, for the most part. Many of you fell for the “Sleepless in Seattle” trick because it was Tom Hanks and he was drinking Starbucks… Just because Starbucks started in Seattle doesn’t mean that’s the ONLY place he could be… Hell, there are 3 Starbucks in easy driving distance to my house, and I live in the burbs.

Round 6 – Ducks and Drakes. I warned you to be careful, but most of you still put Elmer Fudd as the guy who hunted Daffy in his first cartoon. Porky Pig and Daffy Duck were always paired together as were Bugs and Elmer. So naturally Porky was the hunter in Daffy’s earlier cartoons. It wasn’t until later that Elmer hunted Daffy, but it was always both Daffy and Bugs. Anyhow… I went off an a tangent there. I’m a HUGE Looney Tunes fanboy, so I was kinda excited about that question.

Round 7 – The Best and the Worst. Oscars and Razzies… some for the same actor in the same year. Anyway, scores were pretty low, so let’s just pretend this round didn’t happen and move on.

Round 8 – Random knowledge… You know, when I was in the hospital a few years ago, I left it on food network and they were playing a Chopped marathon. I think I watched it for 3 days straight before I figured out how to change the channel. Throw in some jokers, and the game was done.

In the end, no one could catch up to the early lead from Quoth The Ravens, Nevermore who finished in first place followed by Constipated Dyslexic Agnostic Arithmeticians in second and Cry Me a Joan River in third.

And now for…

“Shit The Comes Out Of My Best Friend’s Mouth”

While watching Jeopardy last Friday

 

Him: Oh its… its… who is…

Contestant: Who is Madelaine Albright?

Him: No, not her! Does that bitch look like she ever played golf??

 

Last night after quiz

 

Him: Now, see… I have this thing about Facebook. That Box should be where your face goes.

Dani: Brent, you’re making this too easy!

Him: *laughing a bit* No, but that box is where your face should go!

Dani: Seriously, you’re not even going to reword it?

Him: *laughing harder*

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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8:09 AM, September 02, 2014
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RPF140377 Drunk, Naked and Driving a Zamboni 71

If Joan Rivers Dies Will She Be Cremated or Will She Be Recycled 70

Forced Child Labor Day 54

Puddin Pops 47

Joan Rivers Mute 47

Good Luck Gabby and Dwade 20

One More Elissa 14

Late To The Party 3

Paddycake


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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

While many of you were enjoying barbecues, and pool parties, and such… I was stuck working. I don’t mean last night, I would gladly run a quiz on a holiday. No I work in the service industry, so I was working my normal 8-5 day job. It would have been nice to go swimming with my friends and eat some charred animal flesh, but I settled for leftover pizza and a desk chair. But you know what made it all better? Seeing all your mugs last night!

We started out with a history round about events from the first week in September. Most of these were pretty easy, and you guys did very well. Some even got a perfect score.

Then we delved into round two… which was a shitfest. It was all theme songs to shows on Fox, and I am glad to know you guys all know the shows, but I needed the songs and the artists, which you guys obviously didn’t know very well. The highest score I got was an 11, and no jokers at all.

Round 3 was a speed round, wherein I asked you to name 8 of the top grossing films of all time with single-word titles. I got all kinda of answers, and once you heard the ones I read as the correct ones, I’m sure my words of wisdom that I have stated countless times came back to you. “Never underestimate the power of the family movie.” You could have easily gotten five of them had you heeded that advice -- Frozen, Maleficent, Ratatouille, Tangled, and Up. Eh… oh well.

After the break we headed to Africa with a whole round on Angola. You guys did surprisingly well with most of thee questions. However, There is no Columbus day river, nor is there a Thankgiving or Labor Day river in Angola. These answers however, made me chuckle.

Round five was almost a giveaway round with everyone getting at least 7. The most missed with the last one. Kristin Bauer van Straten. The closest incorrect answer I got to being correct was Pam from True Blood. While this is technically correct, it is not her actual name. I met her at a con, she’s super funny, and her husband is HOT… just sayin.

Then we had our round on Labor day… sorta. It was all about the process of having children, all the way from penis entering vajayjay to parenthood. Some of these should have been easy like Contraction and Labour, but they were still missed. Average scores on this round was 5 though, so that’s not too shabby.

Round seven was an audio round of famous video clips… yeah I know… weird. But it was long tracking shots from movies. Yikes. You guys didn’t get a lot of these, granted it was a hard round, and I would have only gotten 2 of them probably. Maybe 3 if I listned to the second one a few more times.

Random knowledge was sufficiently randomized, and in my opinion, was a bit easier than round eights of the past. Theme songs, the Tiber River, Kublai Kahn, Scandal, and Timothy Leary all made an appearance, and the scores were very high.

It was a tight game, but in the end, Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni managed to edge out If Joan Rivers Dies Will She Be Cremated Or Will She Be Recycled and won by a single point. Forced Child Labor Day came in a respectable third.

Though it was a lighter night that usual with far less teams than we are used to seeing, It was a great way to cap off Labor Day. Thank you all for being there!

And now the latest edition of…

“Shit That Comes Out of My Best Friend’s Mouth”

 

Saturday night we went out to Neon Boots, and we actually danced! Not with each other… oh dear lord that would have been a train wreck… But we each danced with a friend who actually knew what he was doing. I am apparently better at it than he is. But he had this to say afterwards…

Him: I’m much better at dancing with women.

Me: You know it’s really not any different.

Him: Yes it is! You have do to more. With a woman you can just kinda stand there.

He then proceeds to imitate what a woman would do if she were dancing with me

Him: See! With a women that guy can kinda just stand there while the woman just rubs her pussy on his leg, ya know?

Me: I can’t believe you just said that.

Him: That’s getting blogged isn’t it.

Me: Oh my god yes.

 

Toodles!

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