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Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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10:36 AM, July 29, 2014
Scores
The Party Ain't Over Till The Drunk Girl Sharts 82

George RR Martin Hearts Boobies 71

Ebola 69

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 67

Nunchuck Monkeys 66

Not in Last Place 64

Man chest Hair United 64

Make The Little Things Count ? Teach Midgets Math 62

On a Scale of Michael Jackson to Casey Anthony, How Much Do You Love Kids 58

Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap 50

Sleepnumber 69 49

Cosmic Mini Bottoms 48

Ron Mexico 47

Rocket Mafia 45

The Flower and The Bottle 19

Boobs 15

#TrailerParkAdjacent 15

The International Joe Hitler 15

Tyler Licks Kirk Butthole 8

Dirtbag 7

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

But was there any doubt about that, really? I mean really? Though, I don’t think Ayn Rand ever jumped in front of someone at an award show and interrupted them… could you imagine?

“Hold on Dagny, Imma let you finish… but John Galt has the best plan to attack the government!” That would have been an odd way to work through the plot of that novel.

Anyway, we had us a quiz last night, and I was back in the sound system, and let me tell you… that felt good! I’m sure you all were quite happy to be able to hear me at every corner of the bar, yes? And speaking of… how did we fit so many people in there last night? Holy crapoly! I haven’t seen that many people in there in months! Not that I’m complaining, mind you. It’s nice to have a big crowd. But enough about that. Look at all these rounds!

1)      Duh! Don’t over-think your answers! Some of you did, however… and missed some pretty easy ones, like the last prime minister that didn’t have a wife… Margaret Thatcher… duh! Scores were decent… some of you got VERY low scores here, but we aren’t here to name names… but I will name the top teams. The Party Ain’t Over Till The Drunk Girl Sharts, Ebola, Nunchuck Monkeys, and Man Chest Hair United all got perfect scores.

2)      1250 Maniacs Each – all covers by 10,000 Maniacs or Natalie Merchant. This means that none of the answers were 10,000 Maniacs or Natalie Merchant. Did this stop you from putting that as an answer? Apparently not. This round was a scoring shitfest, so apparently we’re back in the dregs of horrible round 2s. I think this may have been the first time since I have been a quizmaster that no one jokered the audio round, and it’s a good think you didn’t. The highest score was Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni with 10. ouch!

3)      Ayn Rand, or Kanye West? Try to stay “Objective” as we examine douchey quotes from these two douchey Mcdouches. So the scores tell me one of two things… either these guys are indistinguishable in their quotes, or you guys have never read any Ayn Rand. Either way, the highest scores were Boobs and The Party Ain’t Over Till The Drunk Girls Sharts with 7 each.

4)      TLAs FTW! 3-word abbreviations. No Michael Collins was not a member of the KKK, although the clue “super-white” does make it seems so. It is shocking to me that so many of you missed BBB, but I guess working in the service industry and having people threaten to report my company to them pretty regularly kinda drills that into your head. Everything else you guys did pretty well on. But, none so well as Ebola with their perfect score.

5)      Cartoon Bands. Awesome job! You guys did extremely well on the visual round. There were so many perfect scores, it would be easier to list the imperfect ones. George RR Martin Hearts Boobies, Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni, Sleepnumber 69, and Ron Mexico all missed it by one point.

6)      Falcons, Falcones, and Falcon. Suprisingly, the most missed question was on the guy that played Falcon in Captain America. I got everything from Idris Elba to Taye Diggs… so basically… you guys were just naming black actors. Awesome. Congrats to George RR Martin Hearts Boobies for a perfect 8.

7)      British TV shows! And the room rejoiced… until they heard the clips and realized they didn’t know any of them. A couple of them did, though. The Party Ain’t Over Till The Drunk Girl Sharts, and George RR Martin Hearts Boobies grabbed their tea and scones, said “pip pip tally ho!” and ran off with perfect scores.

8)      Random Knowledge in which we discussed Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, Jesus cursing trees, vodka, Calypso music, and 7-layer burritos. The Party Ain’t Over Till The Drunk Girl Sharts sealed the victory for themselves with a near perfect score of 15, and a joker.

In the end, The Party Aint Over Till The Drunk Girl Sharts ran away with the top spot, followed by George RR Martin Hearts Boobies in second, and Ebola in third. See you guys next week!

No new funny things from the bestie this week… although he did have a run in with an opossum. Seriously he did! See…

 

Toodles! 

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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8:14 AM, July 22, 2014
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Gaza Strippers 81

The Purge 2: Obama's America 78

Malaysia Airlines: Introducing One-Way Flights to... Oh? Too Soon? Ok. Kittens 76

From Russia With Love 74

99 Problems But a Snitch Ain't One 74

That Guy Just Rubbed His Nipples... It's a Good Night 72

Everybody Put Baby in a Corner 71

Inane Yet Witty Cultural Reference 70

Sleep number 69 70

Bruce Spring-Teens 69

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 67

Doctors Douchebag and Porn McQueen 67

Family Matterz 65

NeverNudes 61

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang 59

#Mac+Cheese 47

Lone Star Specials 32

Norseman 30

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

It’s not going to happen… and by the way we should all totally just stab Ceasar!!! I love Mean Girls. In fact, I may watch it after I finish writing this. If you have not seen this gem of a movie, well… honestly WTF is wrong with you? Seriously go watch it. It’s brilliantly funny, and honestly kinda heartfelt at the same time. Plus you get to see Lindsay Lohan before she went all nutso. Oh also, that PA system I’ve been using will be a thing of the past as of next week. Yes, the audio cable should be fixed by then and you guys who sit all the way in the back will be able to hear me again!

On to the quiz! We started out with a round on Presidental Anagrams. You guys did pretty well, even though I think some of you have no idea what an anagram is, since some of the answers I got contains almost none of the letters in the phrases I read. How funny is the phrase “red anal organ?” LOL You guys did pretty well though with the average score being 7.

Round 2 was all songs with stuff that happens again, or for the first time. Scores were all over the place with some teams getting near perfect scores, and others getting less than 8. The biggest stumbling blocks were The Doors which got answers ranging from Leonard Cohen to Lou Reed. But, not bad at all. You guys are slowly recovering from the shitstorm of crappy round twos.

Round 3 was a speed round on Jennifer Lawrence, and you guys proved you’re just as much fanboys and fangirls of my favorite actress as I am. Great scores on this round! As I said, She’s awesome, any team that got less than a 6 I would have to disown. Thiankfully that didn’t happen.

Round 4 was the Mean Girls round, even though it didn’t really have anything to do with the movie, it was more about girls who are mean… and dog training of course. Scores dipped down a bit in this round, but that’s ok.

The visual round was all about porn staches, so you know Tom Selleck and Alex Trebek would be in there somewhere and they were. However it was Friends, not Magnum PI, and thankfully pretty much everyone got Jeopardy. I would be worried if you didn’t.

The we had three more rounds with actors singing, Macs, Eunuchs, and Windows, and Randomness. I don’t have time to write much more since I have cookies to bake for my big anniversary event tonight.

After everything was said and done, Gaza Strippers took the first place prize after an impressive round 2 score followed by The Purge 2: Obama’s America and Malaysian Airlines who snuck up in the final rounds thanks to some well-placed jokers.

See you next week with a much better sound system!

Toodles

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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9:58 AM, July 15, 2014
Scores
Disney's New Ride: It's a Small Child After All 86

Bastille Crazy After All These Years 83

World Cup 2014: Battle of the Popes 76

Neymar's Vertebra 72

Drunk,Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 72

Warren G Harding's Sex Slaves 70

Sleep Number 69 65

The Aliens are Coming! Love, Guatemala 58

Mustard or Mayo? But I Like Ketchup 55

Messy Pants 55

This Stool Shall Pass 50

How Jew Doin 49

Vali Katz 45

Nickel Loves Pickles 12

Paddycake


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Quiz Schedule
Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

I wasn’t. I was the dorky one who came up with weird games in the playground. I was also the guy who wore hand-me-down flannel shirts, Rustler jeans, and knee-high white socks with the colored bands at the top (you know the ones I mean).

But I can tell you there are certain stereotypes of kindergarten-3rd grade kids that still hold true to this day. (I know people with kids, so this has been confirmed)

1)      There is always the kid that craps his pants. It’s inevitable.

2)      There is always the kid that cries everyday because he misses his mom.

3)      There is always the kid that throws up every day at least once. This is surprisingly not usually the same person that eats glue.

4)      The kid that eats glue. (although this kid is not relegated to only eating glue. They can devour anything from play doh to boogers. But glue seems to be their main staple)

5)      The poor kid. (usually in hand-me down clothes, and inexpensive pants and shoes) This was me, most of the time, but I was happy, so it doesn’t matter.

6)      The kid who never bathes. This is also sometimes the poor kid, but not always. I for example, bathed daily. Well, almost daily… you’ll have to ask my parents about that.

7)      The weird kid. This was also me. But, this is the kid that comes up with strange ideas, fun games, laughs a lot, colors outside the lines, is awesome at art projects, etc.

8)      The beauty queen. They exist at any age. They’re pretty and they know it. They tend to be prima donnas, and can also coincide with number 2.

9)      The outcast. This can also coincide with numbers 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. But never 8.

 

But, although glue can sometimes be horses in a previous life, it is not, in fact a form a bread.

After all was said and done last night, (and we won’t even talk about round 7), Disney’s New Ride: It’s a Small Child After All came out on top followed by Bastille Crazy After All These Years, and World Cup 2014: Battle of the Popes.

And now for…

“Shit That Comes Out of My Best Friend’s Mouth”


 

Him: Oh my god! Twisted Roots was awesome. No seriously they were the… they had the best shit burgers!

Me: Seriously? Did you just say they had the best shit burgers?

Him: Hahaha I was trying to say their burgers were the shit, and it came out all wrong.

Me: Yes, it did.

 

Toodles!

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