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Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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8:54 AM, March 24, 2015
Scores
The Stranger Danger Rangers 83

Titty Sprinkles 82

Rebel Speedship 80

Annie's Boobs 76

Bozos 73

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 72

H H Hos 70

Young Trap Lords 70

Better Late Than Pregnant 67

Derpy Doo Is My Favorite Pony 67

The Downstairs Mixup 60

This Is March 52

Zapperdoodles 52

Bitches Love Quinoa 51

They Might Be Giants 29

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

I wish it existed. I have this amazing picture of it in my head where Brad and Janet are on a skiing trip in Colorado and end up getting lost on the slopes. Then, of course, the come across the old ski-lodge filled with snow bunnies from the planet Transexual… It’s brilliant… only instead of a floor show at the end, there’s a skiing competition, and they do it all in corsets and fishnet stockings… Alas, it is not real, though… but it should be.

Last night, we had a rousing quiz with a lot of new faces! Some stayed for the course, some bailed early… some played, but never turned in an answer sheet (I am still baffled by this) But, those that did play, had an awesome time!

So we started out with a round called “Let Me Be Frank” So, obviously all the answers had to do with the name Frank… I guess that was lost on some of you since I got answers like Charles Lindburgh and Myrhh, and all kinds of state capitals that didn’t have the word “Frank” in them. But a lot of you did well,  like Titty Sprinkles and The Stranger Danger Rangers with perfect scores.

Then we got to round 2. I thought I had explained this pretty well. I said multiple times I only need the two song titles, not the artists. But no… some of you didn’t pay attention, and paid the price. Scores were abysmally low, with most teams not even getting higher than 7 points. Only 4 teams broke the 10-point barrier, and none of them scored higher than 12, so this was obviously a tough round. To commiserate you I added most of the songs from that round to my score break so you can wallow in your self pity as you realize what song it actually was. You’re welcome! HAHA sorry I’m feeling particularly evil today.

Round 3 was all about math, but it also wasn’t. It was just about positive and negative numbers. Scores shot back up in this round, so you guys are pretty good a theoretical math concepts, and also good at knowing a few basic facts about temperatures and elevations. Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni, Young Trap Lords, and The Downstairs Mixup did the best with perfect scores.

After the score break, We headed into round 4, which was all about nicknames of sports teams. Some of these were pretty easy… I mean Ladyjacks… Lumberjacks… The capital of New York? come on, right? The hardest one, apparently was the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, which apparently many of you thought was in Constantinople. WTF? Anyway… on to round 5.

Round 5 was a bit different with a game board you had to follow to get the answers. Most of you did pretty well! I did give you credit if you put “The Six Fingered Man.” Like, I said during the quiz, his name is mentioned all of one time in the film, so only knowing him as the six-fingered man is pretty common. You know who it was, so it was all good. Annie’s Boobs and Zapperdoodles did the best with perfect scores.

Then we had round 6 which I fully expected to be a shitstorm, but you all surprised me! Scores were VERY high in this round with almost everyone getting perfect scores. Some of these sound like amazing movies… like Opertion Dumbo Drop Dead Gorgeous… wow. Anyway, good round guys.

Round 7 was all about dumb blondes… and not all of them were female. The biggest stumbling block in this round was Veronica Mars… which honestly I would never have guessed in a million years since I have never seen the show. You guys did pretty well, getting the obvious ones like Three’s Company, Cheers, and Married with Children… I never thought it was possible, but one team did not get the most obvious one The Golden Girls… How can you not recognize Dorothy and Rose? HOW???

Then on to Random Knowledge and a crapload of jokers.

In the end, thanks to a joker and 14 points in round 8, The Stranger Danger Rangers toppled the competition and overtook first place followed by Titty Sprinkles and Rebel Speedship. However, Rebel Speedship had more than 6 players, so they deferred their third place spot to Annie’s Boobs.

Thank you all for coming out, and I will see you next week. Don’t forget about the Star Trek quiz this Saturday! I have all kinds of awesome stuff planned, and it is going to rock!

Toodles!

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
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9:24 AM, March 17, 2015
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The Stephen Hawking School of Dance 81

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 72

Worst Durst: Fred, or Robert? 70

Explosions of Flavor 69

Go Nova! 69

Couch People 67

Dragon Slayers 66

Nueh Hewis and the Lews 65

Vasectomy? More like Vasectowheeee! 63

Jap Anus Relations for $400 63

Badass Lentil Soup 62

Poor Choices 50

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

You can’t have a round about Vanilla Ice, and not play Ice, Ice Baby. You just can’t. Despite my hatred of that song, I had to add it to my list last night. And before you start judging me, I did not purchase it. I’m a member of Google Music, so I can grab any song I desire from their online catalogue and add it to a playlist. So there you have it… But, apparently, this was not such a bad thing as so many of you starting rapping along with him.

This is me judging you.

So anyway, this is probably going to be very brief this week since I am still recuperating from a camping trip this past weekend, and I am also a little under the weather (as I’m sure you could tell last night from my coughing and sniffling)

So here we go… the speedy recap!

Round 1: C-ography. Nothing special… just places that start with a C. Most teams did very well.

Round 2: TV on the Radio. Not so good. Very few teams score higher than 10, and the ones that did were in the 12-13 range.

Round 3: Ice Men. Val Kilmer or Vanilla Ice. Most of you did pretty well, which shows that you pay attention to the most musical career of Vanlla Ice… again… this is me judging you.

Round 4: Scarlet Letters, in which I mention slut shaming, and then the first question was about Scarlett Johansson. Not saying she’s a slut or anything… she may be, I don’t know… but anyway, it was all about letters and the color red. And as far as I know, Cleo is not a dead Shakespearean heroine. But Letters to Cleo is a pretty rocking bad.

Round 5: Fake Troops. Almost perfect scores all around. The most missed one was Bushwacked, which I can completely understand.

Round  6: Sniff me! And no one did… oh well. Decent scores on a round about perfumes. Not to shabby.

Round 7: Guest Stars on Malcolm in the Middle. In which no one got the final three. But, honestly… who would have? Anyway, you guys did pretty terribly, and should all be ashamed. Except for 2 teams who rocked the first 5. You know who you are.

Round 8: Random Knowledge, jokers a-plenty, Emmys, walruses, Apple watches, and Lucky Charms cereal… And some pretty amazing scores.

In the end, thanks to an early lead, The Stephen Hawking School of Dance remained on top for the whole game, and dominated the night, followed by Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni in second, and Worst Durst: Fred, or Robert?  In third.

See you guys next week!

Toodles!

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
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8:26 AM, March 10, 2015
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Did I Just See Proud Mary Float By? 79

Annie's Boobs 78

Donkey Kong Dolphin 78

A Ship Without a Keel 75

Don't Sanction Venezuelan Supermodels... I mean Super Spies 71

Fart Noise --- like actually make a fart noise 71

Gerbert 66

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 66

Stop the Bus and Let My Friend Jack Off 65

A-Team 61

Snakes on a Coordinate Plane 60

My Mom Could Beat Your Mom At Trivia 58

Moose Knuckles 52

Daylight Savings Time and a One Night Stand: Both Fuck You, Steal an Hour, and You Feel Like Shit The Next Day 48

2 Chickens Tall 47

Turd Ferguson 37

Herbert Hoover 18

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Quiz Schedule
Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

Work was awful, the drive was uncomfortable, but the quiz was awesome. I figured it would be a slow night because of the weather, but we had more teams last night than we’ve had in weeks, and I was more than happy to host for you.

So we’re just gonna get right down to it.

Round 1 – Duh! Wherein I caution you not to overthink. You did it anyway.

Sountrack: “How To Be Dumb” by Elvis Costello, “Stupid” by Sarah Mclachlan, and “Dumb Ways to Die,” by Tangerine Kelly

Highest Score: A-Team with 8 points

 

Round 2 – He Said She said, wherin every song or artist contained a He or a She.

Highest Score: Did I Just See Proud Mary Float By? And Snakes on a Coordinate Plane with 13 and a joker.

 

Round 3 – Filling Cavities: wherein a blush profusely while talking about vaginas.

Soundtrack: “Crooked Teeth” by Death Cab For Cutie, “Pussies” by Bart Baker, and “Dental Care” by Owl City

Highest Score: Gerbert and Turd Ferguson with 8 points each.

 

Round 4 – Lincolns everywhere! Wherein many of you misunderstood the meaning of the term “Architect”

Soundrack: “The Presidents,” by Jonathan Coulton, “Dear Mr. President,” by P!nk and “Dear Mr. President,” by 4 Non-Blondes.

Highest Score: Annie’s Boobs, Donkey Kong Dolphin,  and Don’t Sanction Venezuelan Supermodels… I Mean Super Spies with 8 points.

 

Round 5 – I Made a Pretty! Impressionists! My favorite era of art.

Highest Score: Did I Just See Proud Mary Float By? Annie’s Boobs, Donkey Kong Dolphin, Don’t Sanction Venezuelan Supermodels… I mean Super Spies, and Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni

 

Round 6 – Religious Taboos. Wherein I was shocked at how much many of you knew.

Soundtrack: “Like a Prayer,” by Madonna, “Losing My Religion,” by R.E.M., and “God,” by Tori Amos.

Highest Score: Annie’s Boobs and A Ship Without a Keel with 8 points

 

Round 7 – Lou Bega’s favorite names. Wherein every person in the clips was a name drop in Mambo #5. I did not play the song after the round. I do not own it. I will never own it.

Highest Score: Did I Just See Proud Mary Float By?, Donkey Kong Dolphin, and A Ship Without a Keel with 8 points.

 

Round 8 – Random Knowledge and a shit-ton of jokers.

Soundtrack: “Roar,” by Axwell and Sebastian Ingrosso, “We No Speak Americano” by Yolanda Be Cool and DCUP, and “Voyager” by Daft Punk

Highest Score: Did I Just See Proud Mary Float By? Annies Boobs, and Donkey Kong Dolphin with 13 points, the latter two using jokers.

 

Final Tally:

Did I Just See Proud Mary Float By? – First Place with 79 points

Annie’s Boobs – Second Place after the tiebreaker with 78 points

Donkey King Dolphin – Third Place after the tiebreaker with 78 points.

 

Thank you all for coming out on such a rainy night! It was a blast.

 

And now for

Shit The Comes Out Of My Best Friend’s Mouth”

 

 

Here’s another work conversation.

(3:50 PM) Brent: Melissa Croissant

(3:53 PM) Patrick: is she flaky and buttery?

(3:53 PM) Brent: Dunno, the tech is doing her.

(3:53 PM) Brent: I mean doing me.

(3:53 PM) Brent: Oh, fuck! Taking care of her.

(3:53 PM) Brent: I give up.

(3:55 PM) Patrick: wow... where's your mind?

(3:55 PM) Patrick: LOL

 

Toodles!

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