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Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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8:44 PM, December 15, 2014
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Jelly of the Month Club 76

Too Little Too Late 73

Caught with Your Pants Down 71

Unsalted French Fries 65

Wolverines 64

Deez Nuts 63

What the Hell is a Buckeye 49

Shibobo 47

Drunk, Naked and Driving a Zamboni 45

Joe 28

K A S 8

Rainbow Brite


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Tuesdays at Christian's Tailgate in Midtown, 8pm Wednesdays at Little J's, 8pm Thursdays at McElroys, 8pm
Katie (Rainbow Brite)

Howdy! My name is Katie, I enjoy long walks on the beach, pasta, and Christmas lights in July. The first things people notice about me are my subtle sense of fashion and my typically reserved demeanor. I have a penchant for video games, with a fixation on SNES games of yore. I'm only 5'2", but I make up for it by wearing 4-6 inch platforms. I'm a HUGE Twilight fanboy-girl.

Disclaimer: Roughly 70% of the above is true. The other 40%... total fabrication and folly. 

Thank you all for coming out tonight. I have no idea how you all knew we’d be starting so early, but you did and for that, we salute you! Patrick was gone, I don’t know if you noticed. He came down with a terrible (but likely incurable) case of gingervitis. I think he’s going in for soul replacement therapy, but the outlook is bad. We’ll see.

In other news, why the hell aren’t you all gaming the system? Last place team gets a fist full of free beers. I could tell those of you in the middle of the pack after round 1 started intentionally tanking, but you have to commit to that strategy from the get go, or actual real bad players will lose worse than you. The guy who showed up after round one clearly had that strategy in mind… but he wasn’t here for all 8 rounds. But yeah, you all are on to the strategy, but not quite there yet. This must be a crowd of drinkers and not so much geekers? Maybe. Or maybe you all are just that competitive? Maybe…

So yeah, winners. In third, Pants Down. In second, Too Little. And in first, Jelly of the Month.

I may never see you again. If I do, Patrick died. That would be sad. I hope to never see you again? That didn’t come out right..

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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8:54 AM, December 09, 2014
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Tiipeeki-Yay Mother Fucker 72

P Bwasser Pills 57

From Beer To Eternity 56

Don't Even Ask, Just Bring It 55

That Anaconda Don't Want None 53

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 52

Y Not 46

Mariah... Cary a Tune 37

Dralto Action 34

Foxy 30

Painting with a Twist 22

IDA 17

Paddycake


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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

So before I get to that, let’s talk about the quiz.

I think this quiz was pulled from the annals of Hell. I don’t think I have ever seen a second and third place score at Cedar Creek that was below 60. Last night, both of those places were in the 50s… which tells me that last night’s quiz was just plain brutal. Well, except for round 1, which almost everyone aced.

Round 2 was really tough for a lot of you, and no one got higher than 10 points. But, I do admit that recognizing a drum fill is not the easiest thing to do. Some of them were truly iconic like the one from Toto’s “Africa” or the “Two Princes” intro by Spin Doctors. However none of the rest of them were really super well known, so I don’t fault you in not knowing them. If something like “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins was in there and you guys missed it I would be throwing things. But, alas it was not. The most missed song was “Watching the Detectives” by Elvis Costello… which I do have in my collection, but I think I’ve only listened to it twice.

Then we had a multiple choice round about who died first. I really thought that there were three answers that were completely obvious and one that was semi obvious if you paid attention to the news. Bubba died in the war, and no one else in Forrest Gump died until he came home. Andy Gibb famously died VERY young before any of the Beegees ever came close to kicking the bucket, and Lou Gehrig died very young as well (from the disease that was named after him, BTW). The semi-obvious one was Phillip Seymour Hoffman from last year. So I expected everyone to at least get 4 points on this round. Sadly, not the case. Most of you did ok, but a lot of you missed those. (And who is Jim Jenson?)

Round 4 was called I’m Your Puppet, and it had to do with puppets and muppets, and all things there-in. Yes, I have studied Commedia Dell’Arte. I was a performer in my younger days (I guess I kinda still am, right?). But I can still, in theory, do the 7 positions… I say in theory because I don’t think I could physically do them anymore without hurting myself. Anyway, Puppetry of the Penis is a real thing, and you should totally check it out. Not just because there’s penises, but it’s actually really funny.

The visual round was all about thrown away toys, and the people who once loved them. I got one perfect score from From Beer to Eternity. The average score from everyone else was 4. Who could forget Kitty Carryall???

Then we talked about vales and veils, and all things of that nature. Scores jumped up slightly in this round with the average scores being around 6. I got one perfect score for this round from Yipeeki-yay Mother Fucker. Other than round 1, those were the only two perfect scores of the night. Wow…

Then things went downhill really fast. Never in all my years as a quizmaster have I ever seen a round 7 with a median average score of 2. This was probably the most brutal round of the night. Several teams got nothing at all, some only got 1. Most got 2. Ouch. Watch more Archer!

Then Random Knowledge hit us with an aluminum baseball bat right upside the cranium, as well as every single joker in the place. And the scores were pretty low here too. In the end Yipeeki-yay Mother Fucker managed to have the only score above 60 and placed first followed by Pi Bwasser Pils and From Beer to Eternity.

Hope you guys have a great week!

So… back to my title. I attended the first every Leather Pride Pub Crawl in Montrose over the weekend. I have to say, it was one of the most fun things I’ve done in a while. I wish I had more gear to wear, but all I really have is a cross harness, but I proudly donned it and bar-hopped. And, of course my best friend is there with me, so this small segment of the story is being used as the shit the comes out of my best friend’s mouth… but today it will be

 

“Shit My Best Friend Witnessed Someone Else Say To Me”

 

So, we were at the end of the pub crawl in The Ripcord. By then our shirts were off, we were showing off our leather accoutrements, and we were both rather intoxicated. At the end of the pub crawl they were going to have a raffle to give away a bunch of baskets of prizes which were all pretty awesome. While we’re standing in line to buy some extra raffle tickets, there was a rather heavy-set black woman who had gone on the crawl with everyone in line in front of us. She turned around and ogled the two of us for a moment before saying “I want to lick your bellybutton with my vagina…” After which, the look on his face was unbelievably priceless. I wish I could have captured that on film.

Later that evening… she actually stuck her tongue in my bellybutton while we were dropping off the tickets in the baskets… I was mortified.

 

Anyway, that’s my story.

Toodles!

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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8:06 AM, December 02, 2014
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Pull Your Pants Up, It's Not Cybering Monday 76

The Elizabeth Lauten Finishing School For Classy Girls 74

A Shot of Tequila Mockingjay 73

Doorbusting Black Friday Deals Came Early in Ferguson 70

The Token Notre Dame Fans 66

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 57

A-Team 53

The Terminators 32

The Penetrators 17

Revolution 15

Annexation of Puerto Rico 10

Paddycake


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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

I’m not condoning this activity in any way, just something that came up on the way to quiz last night. Seth MacFarlane’s version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” came on the radio, and I made the title as a comment after the woman (who we later learned to be Sara Bareilles) sang “Hey, what’s in this drink?” I don’t know this song always seemed kinda rapey to me. He invites her in. It’s cold and snowing outside, he tries to get her to stay, she resists, has just one more drink, then she starts to give up the fight when that drink hits her… You know and I know he roofied her, right? Anyway, this led to a discussion about sex in the cold. Brent said “Well, they were only having sex to stay warm. Which, when you think about it, doesn’t really work because you’ll eventually have to come out from under the covers, and then it’s just cold. The best place to have sex when it’s cold is in the shower, but then you never want to come out.” Having experienced all of these things I have to say, he is right.

But seriously, next time you hear that song, pay close attention to the lyrics and tell me if you think it sounds as rapey as I think. I could just be imagining things.

Well, it was a bit cold outside last night, but that didn’t stop you from coming out to Cedar Creek for another round of pub quiz.

We had rounds on double-letters, songs where the solo is the melody of the song (lazy-ass musicians), TV last names, D places, John Goodman, secret hideouts, Canadian TV, and of course, random knowledge.

Some rounds were great, like the double letter round (except for the couple of teams that just couldn’t grasp the concept of each answer having only 2 letters… despite me saying it like 5 times) And the first audio round, where teams got scores of 14 or 15 and jokered. Others were complete shit shows like The two TV rounds. You guys apparently don’t watch nearly enough television… American OR Canadian.

The worst round of the night, however, was random knowledge. Scores just plummeted towards the end, with the highest score for that round being a 12. Almost everyone else was under 10.

But that’s how it goes sometimes. Roll with the punches, baby… and when a guy offers you a drink to stay in and keep out of a snowstorm… always be apprehensive. (in fact, pretend you drank it and dump it out into a houseplant when he’s not looking). I mean, what’s the fun in sex if you’re not coherent enough to remember it, right?

So after all was said and done, it was a very close game. Pull Your Pants Up, It’s Not Cybering Monday edged out The Elizabeth Lauten Finishing School For Classy Girls for first place by only 2 points followed only one point behind by A Shot of Tequila Mockingjay.

 

And now… the return of…

“Shit That Comes Out of My Best Friend’s Mouth”


The work edition.

 

In case you didn’t know, my best friend and I work for the same company. And there have been many times that our work chat conversations have been hilarious. I had a bunch of them saved, but I lost them when my computer crashed, but here’s one from last week.

 

(9:42 AM) Brent: But he's so cute.

(9:42 AM) Brent: Cute people should be on top of the world.

(9:43 AM) Brent: Where an avalanche will kill them all and then the world will be filled with normal people and ugly people.

(9:43 AM) Brent: I

(9:43 AM) Brent: can't

(9:43 AM) Brent: even.

(9:44 AM) Patrick: LOL

(9:44 AM) Patrick: wow.

(9:46 AM) Brent: I was trying to come up with a funny "top of the world" Mt. Everest joke and then that happened. I killed all the cute people.

(9:46 AM) Brent: Well, I didn't do it personally. The Yetis just did what they thought I wanted them to do.

(9:47 AM) Patrick: do the yeti's normally follow your commands? cause that would be kinda cool.

(9:47 AM) Brent: #Imaybebatshit

(9:47 AM) Patrick: of course it limits your influence...

(9:47 AM) Patrick: to specific geographic areas...

(9:47 AM) Patrick: but that's ntohing a good weather control doomsday device can't fix.

(9:48 AM) Brent: Sasquatches are amenable, too.

(9:48 AM) Brent: But they usually require sexual favors first.

(9:48 AM) Patrick: ew.

(9:49 AM) Brent: Exactly.

 

Toodles!

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