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Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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10:26 AM, April 15, 2014
Scores
Does Anyone Make a Tampon Big Enough To Plug Up The Bloody Moon Tonight? 80

Fuck You Wink Martindale, We Wish You Were Dead 77

Let's Leave This Royal Wedding, It's Getting Kinda Dead 76

Pronunciation is my A-Chill-Ees Heel 71

The New Mascot for US Airways is the Spread Eagle 67

Beaver De La Muerte 64

Creek Killers 57

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 57

MindClutter 51

W2 51

Hairless Legs 46

Planet Uranus 18

Don't Bring Skittles to a Gun Fight 9

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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

Despite the chill in the air, we managed to have an awesome pub quiz last night at Cedar Creek. I must apologize if I seemed a bit down, or disconnected last night. The enormous amount of plant jizz in the air was making me miserable so I had to take an antihistamine, and this is the result... I kinda become a bit of a zombie. At least I'm not shambling forward, trying to bite people... well, I mean I do that, but it's only out of clumsiness and love. We had some great scores last night on a couple of rounds, and I will have to announce the same team name several times in the blog, so I'm probably going to shorten it so that it's quicker and easier. Does Anyone Make a Tampon Big Enough to Plug Up The Bloody Moon Tonight? Will be henceforth shortened to Bloody Moon. Since they scored the highest on many rounds, that's what I shall call them because typing that out every time is going to be a bitch.

We started out with a round on Michael Bay. Not really, just the letters in his name, and lots of playful ribbing about how he tends to ruin all of our childhood memories. I mean seriously WTF was with Transformers 2? The first one was ok... not great, but ok. The second one was just shit... and I'll be honest I never even watched the 3rd one. Anyhow, you guys did pretty good, knowing Maya Angelou (not Maya Rudolph) knows why the caged bird sings, Beetle Baily is a very lazy soldier from the comics, Call Me Maybe was the biggest hit in 2012 by a Canadian, and that Alchemy created the Philosopher's Stone. You didn't need to be a Harry Potter geek to know that one, but it helped. Four teams lead off with perfect scores: Bloody Moon, Fuck You Wink Martindale, We Wish You Were Dead, The New Mascot for US Airways Is the Spread Eagle, and Beaver De Le Muerte.

Round 2 was all about the telephone, and you guys did pretty good. The biggest stumbling block (besides knowing the difference between New Edition and The Jackson 5) was the Phil Collins song. Some put Genesis, which I can understand, but most added extra stuff to the song title, which made it into a totally different song from the 70s. But I was feeling generous (antihistamines) so I gave you credit if you were close. No one did better than Bloody Moon with 15 points and a joker to boot.

Round 3 was about Mike Judge. If you don't know who he is... go look him up. Scores were pretty average here, with most teams getting 4s or 5s. The biggest thing was listing Beavis and Butthead twice since it was both a series and a film. And no, he had nothing to do with The Office, Futurama, or The Simpsons... and surprisingly nothing to do with Dariah, which was a spinoff of Beavis and Butthead. Anyhow, Fuck You Wink Martindale, We Wish You Were Dead did the best with a perfect 8.

Round 4 was all about The Jacksons. You guys really need to brush up on your Jackson family history. Yes, Janet showed her boobies during the superbowl (well, one of them anyway), but La Toya was the one who posed nude for a magazine. Randy was the answer for the one with the American Idol clue which shows that you also don't know your American Idol... which is sad. BAD AMERICANS!! BAD BAD!!! Anyway... let's see some of the craziness that has come out of the Jackson family.

This is Rebbie Jackson's one and only hit song Centipede. This video is atrocious, and really exemplifies just how shitty music videos were in the 80s.

This is Tito Jackson's sons in their 90s band 3T.

Grats go out to Bloody Moon and Let's Leave This Royal Wedding, It's Getting Kinda Dead for their perfect scores.

And, of course, this is the reason why Michael Jackson has a crater on the moon named after him.

I know that last one is really long, but if you've never seen it, it's worth a watch. It's a nice peice of musical pop culture history.

Round 5 was all about famous people in their 80s. Boy some of these guys are looking rough lately. Bloody Moon and Pronunciation is my A-Chill-Ees Heel recognized them all with perfect 8s.

Round 6 was about musical jews, and you guys gave me all kinds of crazy answers. No Natalie Portman did not tell people to stop taking pictures of her house. I hear she's actually quite amicable to her fans. And I have no idea who Stan Gershwin is... perhaps George had another brother besides Ira? Proving they know the most about musical jewish things, Bloody Moon and Fuck You Wink Martindale, We Wish Your Were Dead both got perfect scores.

Round 7, I admit was tough. First of all Zach Galifiniakis is hard to hear/understand because he talks so low and mumbly. Plus, a lot of inference and context clues are needed to really understand what they are discussing. You guys did about as good as I expected though, with the average scores around 5. Not bad at all.

Then we hit round 8 with hashtags, oxford commas, dark elves, bears, yodas, botas, hodas, and codas. Lots of jokers were thrown down, and many teams jumped into higher positions due to this. However no one was about to catch up yo Bloody Moon who came out in the lead throughout the entire game. Second place went to Fuck You Wink Martindale, We Wish You Were Dead followed by Let's Leave This Royal Wedding, It's Getting Kinda Dead in third.

See you guys next week for another fantastic edition of Pub Quiz!

 

And now for the latest edition of...

 

Shit That Comes Out Of My Best Friend's Mouth

 

  1. While driving down 610: Him: You should probably try to get over. Me: I know, I'm trying. Him: Well you want to do it quick before all these whores bunch up by the exit. Well, I guess whores don't really bunch up do they... they spread... long pause wow... did you hear what I just said?

  2. While regaling us with a tale of his trip to a park: Him: So, this lizard was huge, and so we sat there for a while and I guess he got comfortable with us being there and he came back and just sat there for a second while I watched him, and then he darted into his hole. Terry was like “Wow, he must really trust you to show you where his hole is.” Us: Giggling insanely Me: Pulling out my phone and taking notes Him: Oh, come on!!! I didn't say that, Terry did!

 

Toodles!

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
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10:53 AM, April 08, 2014
Scores
The Grim Reaper Finally Noticed He Overlooked Mickey Rooney 73

Hey Mickey You So Died 72

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 67

Key To GM's Success 60

Whatever You Want 58

Zach Braff's Tiny Pee Pee 57

3 Players, 2 Brits, 1 American, No Hope 56

Comic-Non 37

Tripskis 30

A1 29

T-Haus 13

Grove 11

Paddycake


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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

Live and learn. I now know that if I create a playlist online while my tablet is turned off, it fucks everything up. So my two audio rounds last night were nothing but silence. But that's ok, It was a bit more daunting to do them manually, but thank you all for persevering through that with me. I promise now that I know this little technical fluke, my tablet will be much more well-behaved in the future.

So, what did we learn last night?

In round one we learned that you guys know your Phils. All of you got a 7 or an 8 with the exception of a few teams, and the main thing missed was Mallard Fillmore, which is understandable, because who the fuck reads newspaper comics anymore, anyway?

In round two we learned that you guys don't know many baseball terms, considering how many of you put “Home Run” in multiple blanks. We also learned that the theme to Walker Texas Ranger is apparently very well known, although most people thought it was Willie Nelson.

In round three we learned that bananas and knives can be oddly similar, and that a web series about fruit has no banana in it at all, which is weird.

Round four taught us that sometimes the answer is in the question, thus Inifluenza, which most of you got. We also learned that Amana is NOT a cheese, I revealed a medical condition I suffer from, and we learned that whey is a liquid, and is therefore rather difficult to be pressed into a block.

When it comes to crosshatching, we learned that it's not necessary in order to make an iconic figure appear even more iconic, and the high scores proved this.

In round 6, we learned that there is no such thing as a tiered or fondant mole rat, and that neither Judge Judy, Judge Whopner, nor Judge Brown were ever members of the Errol Flynn Gang.

In the second audio round we learned the importance of being specific when the quizmaster asks you to, thus all the incorrect “Toy Story” answers. Remember, if I say that, and the film is a franchise, I need the number as well. But scores were relatively low on average in this round anyway, even without the mishap there. Just goes to show... once you're on the hit sitcom, it's all downhill from there.

And finally in round 8 we learned that Michael Bay did not direct Casablanca... if he did there would have been a lot more explosions. Wink Martindale is indeed alive, and despite so many of you thinking Oxygen was the channel for women, Lifetime is truly the channel for women and gay men. We also learned you can rent an entire fucking country, apparently, and that young adults everywhere are enamored with watching a slack-jawed girl kiss a dead guy.

In the end, The Grim Reaper Finally Noticed He Overlooked Mickey Rooney managed to edge out Hey Mickey You So Died in the final rounds claiming victor and leaving them in second place followed by Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni in third.

 

And now the latest edition of...

 

Shit That Comes Out of my Best Friend's Mouth"


 

  1. While watching the preview for Malificent... Me: I am so excited! Him: Eh, I mean, I want to see it, but I'm not super excited about it. Maybe of the girl was prettier I would be. They should call her Sleeping Ugly. Me: laughing

  2. While discussing an online game... Him: And it's really cool when you get to that level because you get access to these upgrades that make your soldiers come faster... wow, that didn't come out right. Me: It's all about technique. Him: laughing

See you guys next week!

Toodles!

Cedar Creek
1034 West 20th Street
Houston, TX 77008
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8:22 AM, April 01, 2014
Scores
Oceanic Flight 815 72

Put It On The Pizza 67

Montrose was Extra Flaming Last Week 66

Flight 209 65

Sandusky and Baseball: Playing With Little White Balls 62

Djibouti 61

I Like My Women Like I Like My Bracket: Busted and Wildly Unpredictable 61

Release the Groundhogs 61

Crimea River 60

Signed Up Today... Where's My Free Drugs? 58

Drunk, Naked, and Driving a Zamboni 57

And In First Place... 54

Miss Piggy's Big Ole Dick 52

Accidental Colonoscopy 42

TBD 32

2 Girls and One Quiz 6

Paddycake


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Mondays at Cedar Creek 8 p.m. Tuesdays at Molly Malone's 8 p.m.
Patrick Slagle (Paddycake)

I started quizzing about 2 years ago when my best friend got me involved on his quiz team. Since then I have rarely missed a quiz at our regular venue on Monday Nights.

Over the years people have come and gone, at one point we had a regular team of 5, that kicked a lot of ass and took a lot of names. We even competed in Geek Bowl 2013 under the name How I Met Your Mothra.

People have come and gone since then, but at the very least, 3 of our team remained quizzing every Monday. After Geek Bowl, the bestie got hired as a quizmaster, so I decided to do the same the next time auditions rolled around.

So here I am, Quizmaster Paddycake. I started at Molly Malone's in Spring, and now I shall be taking over Cedar Creek on Monday nights as well. Big shoes to fill there, but I feel confident it'll all be awesome!

See you at quiz!

Accoring to one of my quizzers last night, it was in a vagina... That's terrifying to me. Granted, I don't have very much experience with vaginas... but I'm fairly certain if one would be capable of holding a statue inside of it, something is dreadfully wrong with that person's anatomy. Anyway, huge loose vaginas aside, we had a great quiz last night. It was honestly one of the most fun quiz nights I have hosted at Cedar Creek, and most of that was due to the interaction with you all.

So we started off the night with a round on bitches. Well, not really. Everything rhymed with bitch. You guys did awesomely on this round and almost everyone got a perfect score. And apparently, everyone's mother is the same because they all thought we were dead in a ditch somewhere. Because, you know, that's where everyone goes to die.

In round two, we delved into songs about happiness. Just about everyone got Pharrell Williams “Happy,” Which did not surprise me at all, considering it is EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE. What did surprise me was that so many of you thought “Don't Worry Be Happy” was a Bob Marley song. Anyway, Oceanic Flight 815 and And In First Place... did the best here with scores of 14. However And In First Place... did not joker the round, and that would be their undoing.

Round three had you all naming which came first. Most of you did pretty well here, with a couple of surprises. Yes, ANTZ came out before A Bugs Life, and Nike Air Max came out before the Reebok Pump. Surprising, I know. It just shows what good marketing can do to your perception. Scores were pretty average here with most teams being in the 4-6 range.

Then I fooled you all (early April Fools, I guess) by announcing I had a round on Netflix. Which was really just a round on volleyball and boogers (hehehe see with I did there? Net... flicks. HA! I kill me.) Anyway, we talked about nose mucus, and surprisingly there was no reference to the long homo-erotic volleyball montage from Top Gun. There should have been. Scores were again fairly average. No perfect scores, but no goose eggs either.

Then we had the shitfest of round 5. Yikes. Shame on you all. The Indian from that littering PSA from the late 70s and early 80s is now crying for you. Most of you got scores of 3 or 4. Apparently, Montrose Was Extra Flaming Last Week and Signed Up Today... Where's my Free Drugs know their American history and got a perfect 8 each.

Round Six was all about culture... if by culture you mean bacteria-laden dairy products. It was all about yogurt. Do you guys know how hard it is to theme the music to a round about yogurt? There aren't a lot of songs out there about pooping, or being regular, or dairy products in general. I opted for a more abstract approach and did songs about cowboys. Hope you enjoyed. Apparently you guys know wuite a bit about yogurt. The scores were pretty high here.

In our second audio round, you were naming celebrities that started out as child actors on Disney. You guys did pretty well. The biggest stumbling block was Kerri Russel since she was talking about cutting her hair... yeah. Britney Spears did it too, but as far as I know she didn't talk about it with perfectly themed background music. You guys did good here too with most of you getting great scores.

Throw in one of the hardest random knowledge rounds I have ever seen, and almost every joker in the room, and our game was done. In the end, Oceanic Flight 815 proved they weren't lost, and came in first place, followed by Put It On The Pizza and Montrose Was Extra Flaming Last Week. Hope you guys had a great time, I know I did. See you all next week!

 

And now, a small edition of...

Shit The Comes Out of my Best Friend's Mouth”

 

Him: Did you see what I put on the facebook earlier?

Dani: No, Nana. What did you put on the facebook? Did you remember to tape the Matlock?

Him: Laughing too hard to respond

 

Toodles!

 

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