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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:49 PM, December 15, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 83

The Velvet Merkins 73

Khan! (Shake Fist) 73

And in First Place With 386,237 Points 65

I Quiz Like My Mother Dies: Alone 59

58008 57

Funny Buddies 56

Chick-Fil-Atio 55

Dudes 49

CARDS 37

Schrute 18

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

If that happens to make you think of The Rural Juror, so be it. That was just the next one up on the Wheel Of Blog Titles, so kudos, happenstance!

Tonight was a night of excitement and glory at the British Bulldog. Let's hit the most exciting and glorious part first and foremost. Ahem. I present a limerick, as penned by The Velvet Merkins.

There once was a fellow named Kringle
Who liked to go out nights and mingle;
He found great success
And made quite a mess
When he dropped trou and whipped out his dingle.

ON THE FLY, Y'ALL.

Tonight saw a Second Place Tiebreaker, which was solved via an impromptu limerick battle. As is done on the streets. The Merkins fought the Khans, and the bawdy triumph you just read was the victor. Good job to all of y'alls, though, because you both tried your damnedest. The Merkins just happened to try their damnedester.

We covered a wide range of crazy tonight, from Little Shop Of Horrors to The Plant From Little Shop Of Horrors, taking time to acknowledge "The Guy With The Hat" (Thomas More) and "Who Gives A Fuck?" (50 Shades Of Grey). As long as they're acknowledged!

So Third Place, after the aforementioned limerick-off was KHAAAAN! (Shake Fist). To say they were disappointed by this would be to deny the shakiness of their fists. SECOND PLACE, thus, went to The Merkins, whose limerick was the right proportion of bawdy-to-adhering-to-form. AND IN FIRST PLACE, a team who wrote a comeback limerick, was the Piccadilly Twitz. Google them or something; I don't really remember theirs.

Next week, we'll have a little yuletide cheer as well as some Robyn. Also candy canes. Come back, pals! Next time, we'll battle with sonnets! Put those English degrees to use!

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:08 PM, December 08, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 83

The Velvet Merkins 79

Jason's Fighting Horsecocks Of Love 71

Los Seis Uruguayans 69

The Regulators 59

Flatlanders 58

58008 51

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

Good evening, folks. I apologize for skedaddling as quickly as I did. Normally, even when I'm in a semi-rush to get home and to bed, I'm prone to hanging out around the British Bulldog post-quiz, sipping at a beer, languidly typing out the first draft masterpieces I call "blogs." I feel like this was the first time I was out the door before 10:30, and I don't exactly feel great about it!

Don't get me wrong, I had an absolute blast tonight: drum loops, dead people, BURT REYNOLDS? This is basically the definition of "wheelhouse" and I appreciate your playing along. However, when you wind up marathonning Christmas movies on a Sunday and drink four or five too many Christmas-spiced beers, the comforting memory of "bed" is really the only thing left in your head, and it is oh so appealing. Even now, I'm like twenty feet away from the thing and taking my sweet time writing this out. What time is the blog actually due? I could probably wake up and finish writing it before five, he thinks.

He knows better.

Y'all, tonight you were witness to one of my not-so-proud moments of wanting to just go home on a Monday night. Shameful, I know. You're all lovely people, and I had a lovely time. Don't let my selfishness diminish that for you even an iota! I'll be back in full force next week, lingering in my little corner, nursing a Newcastle. It's what I do. Usually.

Your standings! THIRD PLACE went to Jason's Fighting Horsecocks of Love, because I had to bring my journalism degree into the picture and start asking the hard questions, like "who are the horsecocks fighting" and "why?" SECOND PLACE went to the charming Velvet Merkins, who also walked away with some socks! Congrats! FIRST PLACE team was the Piccadilly Twitz, who are rounding out their cap collection. God help us all when they have six members with six hats. I don't think I'll be able to handle that quiz.

Next week, I'll bring a little more energy, some Robyn, and never a Red Bull. Never. Whether I'm up or down, I can promise you that much at least.

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
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11:00 PM, December 01, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 83

FU 76

Khan! Shake Fist! 74

2 Guys 1 Cup 67

Thrillhouse 62

The Nameless 61

Wanted at the Front 61

Spock and Load 54

12 Drinking Days Of Xmas 52

58008 43

MexWhale 35

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

OR: "Degrassi was from Canada?!"

OR: "I just referenced Say Yes To The Dress. How is that philosophical?"

OR: "Hubris."

Whatta night.

This was the poppingest we've been here at the British Bulldog in quite some time, and I have to attribute the killer turnout to MY MAGNETIC PERSONALITY. Nah, it was probably the post-Thanksgiving-pre-Christmas-get-me-out-of-the-house-and-into-public-if-only-for-a-few-fleeting-hours depression/agression. I've been there, folks. Used to be, your humble host and Quizmaster Jason would eschew family and friends and work entirely in favor of World of Warcraft. These days I just eschew sleep with World of Warcraft. Everything else, I manage to fit in the docket!

But seriously, the new expansion is pretty good.

But more seriously seriouser: thanks! I'm endlessly appreciative of busy nights at the Bulldog and they keep me warm in the colder midseason months. I dig the intimate gigs, sure. They're like a friendly chat around the fire, with just you, me and the Twitz. However, when we jump up over ten teams, it's a bona-fide event.

And the winners of tonight's event were the Piccadilly Twitz, for obvious reasons. Next up was FU, who were either inspired by tonight's round one or just wanted to tell me something and fell into some happenstance. Third place was awarded to KHAN!!!! (Shake Fist), who shook their fists, but not quite enough.

The end. For now. We'll be back next time with a little bit of Robyn and a bunch of beer! Bye for today. See you!

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