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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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10:46 PM, January 26, 2015
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The Twit-peat 73

The Velvet Merkins 73

Cosby Roofied Rudy 67

Belichick's Deflated Balls 64

The Periodic Table Dancers 60

58008 54

Team USA 42

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

It’s summer! It’s winter! New York is getting buried in snow! Denver is firmly in jort weather! I got a haircut! The wolf and lamb are living together, and they're sitting in the back booth at the British Bulldog! If we’re not living in Ragnarok times, I don’t know what all these omens and portents are doing here. Where are all the good soothsayers when you need them? We’re three minutes ’till midnight, people!

I watched about fifteen minutes of VH1’s top 20 video countdown today, and that prepared me to understand so much more than I was ready for. It also clued me into the last question of tonight’s R8, in that I saw every single one of those people in that short span. In case you were wondering, here’s the current state of music video countdown shows (remember music videos? remember countdown shows? talk about omens and portents):

  • Two minutes of a popular music video.
  • Thirty seconds of an unpopular music video.
  • Commercial break.

And that’s it. Never before in my life have I ached for TRL. 

Moving on; whatta quiz! We had a first-place tiebreaker, we had heated debate about said tiebreaker, we had a guy wearing a tie. Basically all of the quiz happenstances.

THIRD PLACE: Cosby Roofied Rudy. Read this section in whichever voice you wish, with the intonations and the pudding. Any way you want to get the word out, good on ya. SECOND PLACE, AFTER THE TIEBREAKER ROUND: The Twit-Peat, who were attempting to put a serious foothold down, but who missed out, 3-4 versus… FIRST PLACE: The Velvet Merkins, back again, drawing penises on paper airplanes and throwing them at me, which not coincidently is the fifth sign.

So next week, if the world is still a thing, we’ll be celebrating that with some Robyn and some more quiz! Let’s fight just as hard next time, and stave off the apocalypse for a little while longer. Cross those fingers! 

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
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10:50 PM, January 19, 2015
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Catch A Tiger By Its Toof 78

I Got 99 Problems And Trivia Is One 66

Fucking Foreign Cunts 57

Montana 52

Quad Squad 38

Balls Deep 35

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

New laptop y’all, and un-beered for the time being! Tonight was all about new beginnings. New teams coming out and competing with the best of ‘em. New round formats proving to be hell of successes. I personally will love to see forthcoming rounds in the style of tonight’s “thousand/million/billion” R3. Binary rounds are for chumps and suckers. This is the new ish, and I’m predicting that we’ll see a lot more like this in the very near future. Samesies with kinda complicated puzzle R5s. That was fun. This was all very fun.

Sooooo I can’t deny it. I’ve been day-drinking since like 11, and that rapidly turned into afternoon and evening drinking, which was a natural lead-in to night-drinking at the British Bulldog, and that led into late night fried food eating and later-night backhanded compliment trading. I’ll give you a “Your team would have done great if you were here on time!” in exchange for your “Your trivia is SUPER difficult.” We’re even!

For the sake of the newness, let’s get to the point and reveal your winners. First place went to the long-suffering Catch A Tiger By Its Toof. They’ve been fighting for this coveted spot for weeks, now, and it’s nice to see them catch it. Way To Go! Second place went to I Got 99 Problems And Trivia Is One, to whom I’d like to remind that we do Pub Quiz. Dicks. Trivia is the thing with the pie pieces. We like to think this is better than that. You now have one additional problem. Third place went to Fucking Foreign Cunts, who were named something much more offensive before I had to step in and set things right. You’re welcome.

Next week, we’ll have some sweet Robyn action as well as me being more familiar with this crazy new laptop thing! I’ll high five you if you ask, because this is shaping up to be a rad year. Come back and prove it! 

British Bulldog
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12:17 AM, January 13, 2015
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The Piccadilly Twitz 85

Khaaaan! (Shake Fist) 72

The Velvet Merkins 64

What Do You Call A Burning Fox? Fired 64

Having a Lactic Acid Flashback 59

Enginerds 57

The Nerdy Felchers 55

Damage Control 49

58008 47

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

Training night! It's that magical semi-monthly event wherein I take a young quizling under my wing and show him or her the ropes at the G-D British Bulldog. Tonight's contestant was Peter, who earned his chops in Thunderdome-style Piano Dueling, or at least that's how I'm imagining it. Two enter, one leave, Master Blaster run Bartertown, and so on and so forth. SO WHAT better place to learn the ins and outs of this job? Y'all are at least as drunk as we are OR y'all can stand up to at least a little mild abuse OR y'all's team name rhymes with "flick a silly Brits." In any of those cases, we were here tonight and we were representing the noble quizmaster profession as best as we could muster.

Did we ultimately succeed? Well that's up to the transcripts and the historians to figure out, but I would wager a "yeah, sort of." We had a tonne of regulars, a fistful of young roustabouts, and a couple deep "fuck with the quizmaster" types. In my mind, there's no better mix for bringing up a newbling, and I hope young Peter appreciates what I was putting him through tonight: you're going to have a few too many Hibernation Ales at some point, and you're going to stammer through the most difficult round six you've ever seen. It is part of the game, and the game is rigged. The quiz is fixed, haven't you heard? And how many of these words make sense in this order? Few, if any!

So let us proceed to the winner's circle, shall we?

We had a last-minute tie-break for third place this evening, and it ultimately came down to the Velvet Merkins beating out What Do You Call A Burning Fox? Fired. Second place went to KHAAAAN! (Shake Fist). And your first place prize went to the Piccadilly Twitz. I'm not here to break the mold, guys!

Next week will be another brain-busting quiz, full of clever portmanteaux and numbers in crazy order. We will probably not be hearing from Robyn, but show up anyway. You know, just in case.

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