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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:09 PM, September 29, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 83

The Velvet Merkins 73

KHAAAAAAAAAN! (Shake Fist) 70

Abdullah Craven Moorhead 65

We're Brewing Up A Really Good Team Name 63

Jalapeno Face 63

Thrillhouse 58

Love In An Elevator - The Ray Rice Story 57

You've got Quiz on your Chin 54

The Periodic Table Dancers 54

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

It's sweater season, guys! You know how I know? When I show up to the British Bulldog in an unseasonal sweater, I'll get a "Cool sweater!" When I show up to the Bulldog in a sweater that is perfectly in-season, I'll get an "I like that sweater." It's all about reading the subtle differences. One says "sweet fashion choice, brah-man, not to be confused with Brahman; I don't flux with a caste system." The other says "that looks like it's warm."

Oh. It is. It is quite warm.

So here we are, besweatered. Quiz reviewing. I'm just now ordering a Newcastle. We're going to debrief the shit out of this quiz. Like, for instance, did you know that Puerto ~fuckin'~ Rico has an interstate? That should make you feel less bad about writing Honolulu for that R8 question. EVEN SAN JUAN ENJOYS THE BENEFITS OF AN INTERSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM. As far as I'm concerned, we have 51 states, guys. Take a trip to Puerto Rico, eat some mofongos, and then tell me that you do not want that to be a part of America. I'm not even being sarcastic or obtuse right now, guys! Puerto Rico is the best. We should all buy property there. It's like what Five Points was two years ago: burgeoning. Not even joking: I regret every single day that I am unable to get in on this ground floor opportunity.

But enough about me. Enough about my sweater. Let's run through it. Those "books" things still appear to be popular: we had great scores in round 6. The only round that had better numbers across the board was round 5; people love their wacky foreigner character in their movie and/or television program(me).

Good enough; third place tonight went to KHAAAAAN! (Shake Fist), who continue to fist-shake and scream. Second place went to The Velvet Merkins, back from a journey into the darkest depths of the human soul. Or the UK. Or whatever. FIRST PLACE went to the perennial Piccadilly Twitz. They're back and they're ANGRY. I'm not exactly sure why; they have their reasons.

Next week we have another bout of quiz, Robyn, and other jokes based on a team that hasn't been here in nearly a year. There'll be some solid Balki references, that's for damn sure. See you, space cowboy.

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
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11:28 PM, September 22, 2014
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Khaaaaaannnnn! (Shake Fist) 74

I Won & Lost On Jeopardy, Bitches 74

The Periodic Table Dancers 64

Dora the Self Explorer 59

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

Alternate title: "After this, you go to the adult version of Geeks Who Drink."

Yes, folks, we've finished another HOT night at the British Bulldog, replete with Rule Number Three violations, Legend of Zelda musings, and assumptions that my age is thirty-fucking-seven! Like, seriously, come on! I use phrases like "like seriously" far too often to be of that kind of age. I have a moral objection to being 37. Those people all own houses and have families and stuff. Totes grody.

Nah, friends, I am a scant thirty years of age, despite the Unibomber beard and tendency to yell at kids who may be approaching lawns. In many circles, I'm but a baby: freshly placed into this world. Practically dripping placenta. I sometimes wish I had a few more years to me. That way, I wouldn't feel silly falling asleep at 9 p.m. five days out of the week or phoning up a friend to discuss the latest Law and Order rerun or failing to come up with a clever third thing for a silly quiz blog. Being 37 sounds like it would be the tip of the top, if we're being honest.

Oh, bother. What else? UHHH there was a bitchin' first-place tie breaker round, where "Khan?" edged out "I Won & Lost on Jeopardy" by a single question! That was rad. OH ALSO there was a hell of a lot of discussion about what we meant by "wind instrument" in round seven. A little too much, if you ask me. I repeat: the quiz is fixed.

So your third place finishers were The Periodic Table Dancers, who were awfully kind. A little TOO kind. Is it healthy to doubt human sincerity? Whatevs! SECOND PLACE by tie-breaker was I Won And Lost On Jeopardy, Bitches; answering the eternal question of "What if Jesse Pinkman had a two-week streak on Jeopardy"? FIRST PLACE, therefore was snagged by KHAAN! (Shake Fist), who have given me the best team name to riff upon in the history of team names. I legitimately feel bad when I don't have a new way to say their name!

That would be it, ladies and gentlemen. It's high time for this old man to mosey home, schedule Robyn for next week's quiz, and pass the eff out on a reclining sleep number bed. I need it for my lumbar! I'm not here to be judged.

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
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11:12 PM, September 15, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 89

KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!! (shake fist) 74

Last Place 72

Spock and Load 69

Yellowstone National Bladder 64

Mighty Ducks 40

The Periodic Table Dancers 39

Crystal Palace 29

Mark and his Butler 20

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

It's bad form to reveal how allergy-med-drugged-up you are in the opening paragraph to your blog, let alone the opening sentence. Take a note, Erin. But holy cow, pals, the past few days have been a wonderland of Kleenex, Allegra and trying my goddamnedest to not rub my eyes when they get the itchies. It's like I haven't experienced this same phenomenon every single year for the past three decades. It's like I've never poured Newcastle on top of Benedryl and slurred my way through a quiz. I'm a one-yearer, y'all. I'm sure if you go 52 weeks back in my blog history, you'll find something mightily similar about addictions to allergy meds and sneezing fits during sex. IT'S IN MY REPERTOIRE.

That's a joke I wrote once. I'll get two Kleenexes. Bless me.

Quiz tonight was a delight, with both a trainee and an audio round where the answers were in answer clip form. We played some anagram games, shouted "Fuck Bono" at the world, and ogled Joseph Gordon-Levitt. We also reminded me that I look like a lesser James McAvoy, which is important work that only ever gets done during quiz. Like I said: go back a year; things weren't that different.

And so it turns out the Piccadilly Twitz managed a first place victory. It's about time, guys. Sheesh. Second place went to KHAAAAANNN!!! (Shake Fist). From now on, they're going to have to write the exact same team name on every sheet and give the exact same primal yawp after every scoring break. Third place went to Last Place, in a viciously ironic move. I see what you're doing, dudes, and I appreciate the hell out of it. 

Let's move past it. Next week will be less allergy-driven! We'll have Robyn, as well as a whole plethora of killer quiz questions (KQQs). Be Here If You Know What Is Best For Your Brain. That's what my mother always taught me.

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