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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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10:50 PM, October 20, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 81

The Velvet Merkins 75

First Place (In Our Hearts) 68

Geeky Action At A Distance 66

Spontaneous Prosthesis 63

The Periodic Table Dancers 62

There Is No I In Idiot 47

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

OK, everyone. Quiz is over. We can finally get down to business. Let's talk about what's really on our collective minds right now. What the shit happened to Bottle Caps? Remember those things? Root Beer? Orange? They used to be the size of actual bottle caps and they used to be the best. Now they're roughly the size of a pencil eraser and I need to eat about fifty of them to get any semblance of nostalgic sugar high and that is just plain weak.

Speaking of Weak, this is week four where NOBODY wanted the William Shakespeare Air Freshener. Someone's going to have to take it sooner or later, folks. There's an inevitability about it. At some point, it's going to come down to This Thing vs. a Crusty Ketchup lid and you will have to do some serious soul searching.

So tonight, we learned a lot about THE PRESIDENT. How could such a simple audio copy/paste be so delightful? I know it drove most of you crazy, but THE PRESIDENT kind of made my night. It was super obnoxious, but that's the charm of it. It's like Real Housewives Of Who Cares or Pabst Blue Ribbon or Drops of Jupiter. The fact that it sucks is kind of like a bonus. It's endearingly awful, and I'm maybe a little too eager to make someone else deal with it.

THIRD PLACE this evening went to the aptly-paradoxically-named First Place (In Our Hearts). TOO MANY ORDINAL NUMBERS. SECOND PLACE went to the Velvet Merkins, the biggest fans of Drops of Jupiter I've ever met! And FIRST PLACE for real went to the Piccadilly Twitz, brought to you by Crown Royal. "A Little Too Canadian; A Little Too Twitz."

Next week, I'm going to have the g-d candy pumpkin because we only skimmed maybe two inches off of that sumbitch. Don't make me eat these bullshit Bottle Caps. Continuing our Hallowe'en theme, next week will be pretty Robyn-heavy, so prepare yourself accordingly. We'll see you then! How long do I have to wind the blog down? Two more sentences? Sounds good to me.

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
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11:12 PM, October 13, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 84

Tis The Season For Spaghetti Squash 81

Khaaaaan! (Shake Fist) 79

The Velvet Merkins 73

The Dallas Cowboys Will Finish This Season As Well As I Finish This Quiz 57

Is That Tom Selleck? 57

Periodic Table Dancers 55

Blockheads 18

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

OK first of all, I'm sorry. I feel like I brought a shit attitude to everyone's face tonight because Colorado Public Radio is currently in their fundraising drive and I've gone a full week without NPR. Jesus. I get it. You're giving away a trip to London. WHAT; I COULD GO SEE STONEHENGE? NO FUCKING WAY.

Something about a pledge drive brings out the worst in me. Yes, your cause is noble. No, I don't want to hear about it every day for a full week. I tend to listen to NPR until All Things Considered repeats. I will not listen to more than 25 seconds of that pledge drive bullshit.

So tonight at the Bulldog was a crazy thing. Former British Bulldog Quizmaster (apocryphal? waiting on confirmation) and GODDAMN LOVELY Denver comedian Andrew Orvedahl is making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It's happening while I write this, and I'm raising a glass for the duration. We're hunt-and-peck typing right now, lest I splash some Newcastle on my beloved 2007 MacBook.

ANDY! Denver's proud of you, buddy, whether or not you hosted this nonsense a decade ago. I want to believe!

Tonight saw a few teams who won things! Third place went to KHAAAN! (Shake Fist) who I made menacing faces towards, all evening long. Second place went to Tis The Season For Spaghetti Squash, who I thought were actually a completely different team. THANKS, TEAM OF FRIENDS SITTING NEAR ME AND MAKING HAPPY FACES FOR NO GOOD REASON. And the first place was the Piccadilly Twitz. It's like they know what they're doing.

Next week probably won't have any Colorado comedians breaking out on national TV, but it WILL have an appearance by Robyn AND ALSO a lot of electioneering, probably. The pledge drive will be over, so let's be happy next week, everyone.

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11:33 PM, October 06, 2014
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The Piccadilly Twitz 80

Brunchin' Solo 78

Stay Gold Pony Boy 76

Butt Butt Fart Butt 69

Khaaaan! Shake Fist 64

Ebola Towels 64

Bone-In Rectal Hotwings 61

The Periodic Table Dancers 55

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

I hate to say it, but I totally get what Garfield was talking about. I mean I've always been into lasagna and naps, but let's talk about Mondays. Fuckin' Mondays. Today saw me with a faceful of sinus inflammation, one half of my team at Real Work no-call-no-showing (I lead a team of two, but still; come on, guy), and a weird shaky eyeball thing that only went away when I got to the Bulldog. Today was a mess, everyone, but it all turned around the moment I plopped onto my corner stool and started digging into quiz. 

Since I got to the British Bulldog, I've watched a few minutes of Working Girl, purchased a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary (compact edition), and had a 180-degree shift in attitude. There's Monday and then there's this. There should be a word to describe the difference. Howsabout "Monday night"? Garfield never had any use for a Monday night. This is straight up Heathcliffe territory.

We had some fun stuff tonight, and I was happy and proud to be a part of it all. Stay Gold Pony Boy stayed gold. Or rather, they stayed Bronze. Third place. Brunchin' Solo came all the way out from Houston to bring the noise AND the funk, and he singlehandedly pulled out a second place win against the you-know-whoms. Tonight's You-Know-Whoms award went to the Piccadilly Twitz, Also first place is what they won.

That's really it. It was a good night. Nothing much to report here. You were there; it was pleasant as all get-out. Next week we'll bring some Robyn into the mix and see what happens. It's anybody's guess, but more importantly: it's your guess. So come back soon and stake your claim!

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