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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
Mondays: 8:00 PM
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11:24 PM, March 02, 2015
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The Ruthless Pussy Crusherz 76

Suck It Trebek! 75

We Killed The Twitz 73

Face Lips 67

The Shocker! 66

The Velvet Merkins 66

This Team For Rent 66

Silence of the Llamas 56

Annnd, Spock Died :( 54

Drowns Babies 50

Blaxican 49

Idiots By Design 44

Peach Fritter 43

Pid Army 28

Stephanie Sanders 5

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

It was a fair complaint, sure. I was leaning heavily on Ben Wyatt-approved jams, and our R2 hit us square in the nostalgia for our burgeoning acknowledgement of sexuality. Thanks for that BTW, Tiffany.  

So now, as we wrap up at the British Bulldog (not to be confused with the French Bulldog), watching Ecuadorian TV and listening to what might be the Ren & Stimpy theme song (???), it’s a great time to reflect on everything that made tonight great. 

We had some attempts at “fucking with the quizmaster,” that fell kinda flat. The title for this blog is one of them, which was roundly countered when we had a half-dozen folks singing along with The Promise. People love their 80s. Another instance was the continued “what are you looking for?” Yeah, it would be easier if I just asked, “What superhero dated Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson?” but easy isn’t the point! We need to convolute things once in a while. Keep ya on yer toes. 

Other than that, I was crazy-proud to call this my home bar tonight, with such a great turnout and such a fantastic quiz. I don’t know what I can say, aside from Thank You For Being A Friend.

THIRD PLACE, this evening, was awarded to We Killed The Twitz. And I should warn you, that much like Betlegeuse, the aforementioned Twitz are summoned upon seeing their name repeated thrice in team-name parody. SECOND PLACE, then, went to Suck It Trebek! Worst porn parody ever. FIRST PLACE!!!!!! The Ruthless Pussy Crusherz. They all have families and children and stuff! At some point you just need to grow up, you know?

That’s it for me for this week. I’ll see you next time, Robyn in queue, and we’ll do it all again. And again. And again. 

British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO 80205
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11:24 PM, February 23, 2015
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The Velvet Merkins 78

Zilla 76

Superman dat ho 74

Bad Assets 73

Khaaaan!! (Shake Fists) 72

Quiz Team Aguilara 67

Hokie Explosion 62

58008 54

But she aint messin with no ore digger 54

The "Mods" 54

The Periodic Table Dancers 54

Hot Crag Fun Cate 50

Other Than That Mrs. Kennedy How was the parade? 41

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

How about that! Tonight we quizzed for a cause—the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society Team in Training came out tonight in force, raising some cash to hire a postdoctoral fellow to engage in research to help find a cure for cancer. More than that, our quizzers came out, like cray cray, to support the cause! I feel we did some solid work tonight, and I hope you feel the samesies. 

ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT BIZ, quizmaster-in-training Cory had his second night on the mic, and he did quite alright. More than quite alright, since he stuck around through the end of round eight, and yes I’m still sore about that from last time. It’s in my blood to hold a grudge; there’s a stretch of land outside of Greeley where I’ve been instructed to “narrow [my] eyes and spit at the dirt” because it produced some bum alfalfa once. We Wardells take this grudge shit seriously.

So I gotta let y’all know I had a pretty great job interview a few days ago. It’s a quiz-friendly company who asked about my multitasking abilities, SPECIFICALLY, "When have you been in a situation where you had to multitask under a time crunch?" I had to pause a second so I wouldn’t just respond, “Uhhhhhhhhhh… Quiz.” Seriously, though. I’m sure Cory can attest to the fact that we get bogged down in a few different tasks while on the job. We need to—in order of importance—Read The Questions, Score The Questions, Placate Any Approaching Quizzers And Their Potentially Inane Concerns, Adjust The Microphone Or Music Volume, and Order A New Beer Because C’Mon This Is Geeks Who DRINK Not Geeks Who Speak Perfectly Into A Microphone All The Time, Mom. 

Sorry, I let a grudge get the better of me. Sorry, mom. The results of the interview are still pending.

Well, then, your THIRD place team tonight went to Superman Dat Ho, because I’ve always said we need more Vietnamese super heroes. SECOND place tonight is going to Zilla, god- or otherwise! AND SO FIRST PLACE is The Velvet Merkins, who were magnanimous enough to donate tonight’s winnings BACK to the cause. Who doesn’t love the Merkins?! 

Well, everyone, that’s it. This was a hugely demanding quiz that pulled great results, so let’s regroup next week for some Robyn and some additional quiz event question games. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME! Bye, pals!

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10:48 PM, February 16, 2015
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Do Not Fuck With The Quiz Master (Tiebreaker Winner) 81

Cunning Stunts 81

Abrahamâ??s Lincoln Log 79

Y'all About To Get Tennesseeâ??d, Yâ??all 73

The Foreigners 63

The Periodic Table Dancers 61

Team USA 51

Tequila Mockingbird 21

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MONDAY. BRITISH BULLDOG. 8 P.M. TUESDAY. WORLD OF BEER CHERRY CREEK. 7 P.M.
Jason Wardell (Bela Lugosi's Dad)

I am a bipedal male who has lived 29 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.

I briefly mentioned this at the start of quiz (and I elaborated in person with many of you), but here’s where my head’s at tonight: I took my parents to a dispensary today, and it’s kinda fucking with me. Backstory. My cousin and his wife are in town and staying near my folks. They’re about my age—let’s say 30s—and are hip Chicagoans seeking some Colorado relief, if you get my drift. They floated this idea to me and my fiancee, and we enthusiastically agreed: you should get really freaking high while you’re here. Otherwise, it would be like going to Ft. Collins and not blacking out in the New Belgium taproom. We don’t even want to think about that! The only issue came with my parents insisting they join us for the trek. 

Now I don’t really smoke the pot weed marijuanas, but I am again a 30-something Dude residing in Denver, Colorado. It’s part of the landscape. That said, my parents are still my parents, and I would prefer to not have them know that I even have a passing familiarity with the stuff. They put me through D.A.R.E., for fucks’ sake. 

So it was this afternoon that they drove into the county and city of Denver to purchase weed drugs. We took them to “our place”—a totally gentrified corner store of a weed shop, though you still need to drive through an alley to get there. The next fifteen minutes will probably be blocked from my memory for the remainder of my life. The brief snippets I get are my mom asking about what to expect as a “newbie” and “Do you need a prescription for those gels and sprays?” I’m pretty sure she also paid for my fiancee’s joint, though, so…

Is it a great demon? Is it a legal part of our society that we can safely destigmatize? I mean, I routinely get blasted on red wine blends with my dad, so why can’t my mom buy weed with my fiancee in my neighborhood? My cousin even became secondary to the whole event; he’s probably getting a public consumption ticket out in Littleton as I type this. I guess the point of this is: I had a few too many Old Fashioneds earlier in the day to cope with my mom-weed paranoia. That’s all. Say what you will about the quiz tonight—you didn’t have to explain edibles to your mom tonight.

STANDINGS! Third place went to Abraham’s Lincoln Log, honoring Presidents Day the way we all wish we could. Second place, after a tiebreaker, went to Cunning Stunts, who really underestimate my capability to say “See You Next Tuesday.” FIRST PLACE, THEREFORE, went to Do Not Fuck With The Quizmaster, who I guess are coming back next week with the team name “Fuck With The Quizmaster” and are coming in last place. 

That’s all. Robyn next time. Hug your parents, but don’t let them into your hip lifestyle, and certainly don't do any drug pot dope plants. Bye!

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