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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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9:55 PM, October 29, 2014
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Legion of Doom 78

Der Kommissars 76

Merkin for Certain 73

Propylene Glycol my Fire Balls! 71

Chick Fil-a-tio 67

Zombie Chickens 65

Git Dem Buttz! 64

Cat Ladies & a Dude 62

Cheers Until Next Time 57

Destiny's Child Molesters 54

Double Trouble 52

RACECAR 50

Dr. Shmeckle & Mr. Hymen 48

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

I love Halloween. I really, really do. But I hate the fact that it seems to come earlier and earlier every year. What is it this year, June?

So, yeah, I wasn't prepared, as usual. But I slapped on one of my ready-made costumes, loaded up last year's Halloween playlist, and headed down to the Trailhead. And what was I met by? Mike Doss as Bud Lite Mario and... that's it. No other costumes. This was our most underdressed Halloween to date. What the fuck?

Regardless, Doss and I looked pretty fab, if I do say so myself, even though we both probably took a combined total of ten minutes on our outfits. Well, maybe a few more if you count the time Doss spent growing the 'stace.

Apparently there was a sportsball match on the t.v. I hardly noticed, actually. Quiz was, as usual, the main focus. But I suppose a big congrats to the Los Gigantes and their victory over the American Royal Livestock Showmen. Honestly, I couldn't give two shits either way. I'm just glad the 180 days and 2430 games are over so we can focus on more important matters. Like anything.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:01 PM, October 22, 2014
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Bob Lob Law 74

C3P Hoes 69

Get Dem Buttz! 65

Legion of Doom 65

Nic and Friends 58

What About Amendment69? 57

Trebek's Nightmare 48

Dr. Shmeckle & Mr. Hymen 47

Girl with the Dragon Tramp Stamp 45

Everyone's LATE 44

Scorecruxes 39

RACECAR 35

PREAM 34

Squirrels & Ferrets 25

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

Blame my eagle ears; my parents always did. I tribute my extreme hearing skills to always wearing ear plugs at concerts and not actually turning on the sound when I'm wearing headphones (all the better to spy on you and avoid conversation).

So, when you make statements such as, "Why would you want to occupy Tom Hanks?", I hear you loud and clear.

I was fully prepared to answer your question, as I started to do, until Chief reminded me that politics, religion, and Tom Hanks are all off-limits conversations in bars. Fair enough.

But here's what it breaks down to: you are supposed to do what I say. I have the mic, I have the power. It doesn't matter if I tell you to occupy Tom Hanks, shave your head, or divorce your spouse. My rules. Don't question me. And don't think I can't hear you, because I CAN.

And really, if you need a further reason to support the OTH movement, I'll give you the words of

In other news, if you feel like celebrating Halloween early, feel free to wear a costume next week. As I mentioned tonight, there may or may not be something in it for you. You'll have to wait and see.

In the meantime, for the love of all that is holy and sacred, #OccupyTomHanks!

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters. Be afraid.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:14 PM, October 15, 2014
Scores
Limber Members 80

Legion of Doom 79

Thundersharks! WHO?!? 75

Amendment 68 Plus One 74

Bob Lob Law 73

Get Dem Butts! 69

District of Cranium 66

Evangelipsticks 65

C3P Hoes 64

Destiny's Child Molesters 61

Counter CounterIntuitive 60

America Fuck Yeah 58

Paradox 58

Dr. Shmeckle & Mr. Hymen 55

RACECAR 53

Face All Up in the Poudre 45

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

So here's the thing: my brother Eric  and I are super awsome. If you have never met my bother, you are apparently not cool enough... Or old enough. WAAAAY back when I was a quizzer (7 and a half years ago), we had a team: The Bitter Disappointments. I'd love to show you a pic, but those blogs have died...

Anyway, as I stated tonight: I have no friends. But I have my brother.

And we, late at night via text, decided we should #OccupyTomHanks.

But why? WHY? you ask.

Well, here's some reasons, feel free to tweet them:

Forrset Gump was an inside job!

Hanks purchased a massive amout of AOL stock before "You Got Mail" was released!

Tom Hanks is an anagram fror "Moth Stank". In "Captain Phillips", Hanks plays a captain of a boat that is taken over by pirates. Boats sink. In "sleepless in Seattle", he was in Seattle where the Space needle is. The Space Needle is big. He was in a movie called "Big". In "Big", he plays a child. In "Toy Story", he plays a child's toy who's enemy is a space man. In "Apollo 11", he plays a spae man. Space men fly. Like moths. And he was a commander. Like a captain. Like Captain Phillips. What does it mean? Moth Stank means Apollo 11 never actually returned! It sank, and was covered up by TOM HANKS!


Toy Story was produced by Pixar. Tom Hank's character works for UPS in "Castaway". UP was a movie made by Pixar. UP-S: He is signaling there will be a sequel... With more clues...

Thank you to my genius brother Eric for the conspiracy.

Thank you to Julie for taking amazing pictures.

Thank you to Dobber from New Belgium for the pitcher of beer for our winners, Limber Members.

Thank you to Limber Members for realizing they had drank enough and graciously donating the pitcher of beer to our second place team, Legion of Doom.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters. Be afraid.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

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