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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:28 PM, November 19, 2014
Scores
Fisted Sister 83

Turd Burglars 77

Legion of Doom 75

Chalupa Batman 73

I Ate BeaverTacos 69

To Masticate or Masturbate ? That is the Question 64

Get Dem Buttz! 63

Artful Aardvarks 62

Back of the Bus Hobo Lust 61

The Brown Tones 61

Bowski! 59

Der Kommisars -1 59

Wookie Rodeo 57

Laura Danger Abandoned 54

Baby in a Straight Jacket 51

Ramrod 48

#TeamSocial 44

Destiny's Child Molesters 41

The Catch-Up 25

Kitsuni 16

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

Seriously: In "Junior", Arnold Schwarzenegger's character Dr. Hesse carries a baby as part of a genetic experiment.

"Junior" also stars Danny DiVito as Dr. Hesse's fellow doctor.

"Junior" came out (no pun intended) in 1994.

Six years prior, in 1988, the movie "Twins" debuted featuring a lead Schwarzenegger playing opposite, yet again, Danny DiVito.

"Twins" features the two actors, Schwarzenegger and DiVito, as twins produced via a genetic experiment gone horribly awry. One is perfectly formed, the other is, well, Dany DiVito.

Split the difference and subtract a year and what happens? "Kindergarten Cop", that's what happens.

What do all these movies have in common? What? WHAT, I ask you!

THEY WERE ALL PRODUCED BY IVAN REITMAN! ALL OF THEM!

AND NONE OF THEM HAD SCHWARZENEGGER TALKING TO HIMSELF OR GOING TO MARS!

Fuck. You guys are so dumb some times.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

----- CANCELATIONS! -----

No GWD@TH on Thanksgiving Eve, Christmas Eve, or New Years Eve. Three Wednesdays where you don't have to wear pants while drinking!

----- CANCELATIONS! -----

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:10 PM, November 12, 2014
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Legion of Doom 89

Chalupa Batman 87

Davey Crocket's Pocket Rocket 81

It's So Cold Out, Brecken's Polar Vortex Froze Shut 80

Damn Padres 77

G Force & the Gamblers 77

Get Dem Buttz! 73

I May Get a UTI, but You're Worth It 73

The Crippling Alcoholics 73

Not Last 69

Thundersharks! 69

Bob Lob Law 68

Litererally? 65

Destiny's Child Molesters 62

As Usual Chad's Late 60

Here For the Heat 46

RACECAR 46

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

There seems to be a sort of inverse proportionality between GWD@TH attendance and the weather: the lower the temperature, the higher the amount of teams we have.

Seemed pretty true tonight, didn't it?

Lots and lots of you tonight. We even drew Dave all the way from Columbus, Ohio! I guess our polar vortex sucked him in.

Speaking of sucking, there wasn't much of it tonight. There was straight up murder on Round 2. I had no idea you were all such connoisseurs of a cappella. Was it your rich, douchy years at Dartmouth? That's all I can attribute it to.

Oh, and Chalupa Batman had the highest points-to-team member ratio... again. AND they don't give a fuck how I pronounce Bali, so eat shit and die.

Here's a quick winter tip for you: if you've ever been scuba diving in cold water, you're told to just pee in your wetsuit if you get chilly. Well, that wont work in the bitter cold weather. Instead, just fart it up! You might not smell the best, but you'll be good and warm. And who needs friends?

Anyway, I'm off to bed. I have developed an intense case of insomnia, but I have finally found something that lulls me right to sleep. It's a concoction that comes highly recommended by some very influential people: Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz, even Jay-Z. It's kind of a purple shade, tastes like berries, and is kind of... sizzurpy. And it comes in an easy to use styrofoam cup!

See you next week (which is NOT Thanksgiving Eve, liar face Blanco)!

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

----- CANCELATIONS! -----

No GWD@TH on (the real) Thanksgiving Eve, Christmas Eve, or New Years Eve. You can still get drunk, you just can't do it while I yell at you on a mic.

----- CANCELATIONS! -----

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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10:44 PM, November 05, 2014
Scores
Legion of Doom 87

Jehovah's Wetness 79

Chalupa Batman 77

Keep Dem Phones in dem Pokkitz 72

Don't Mind Me, I Voted for Clay Aiken 71

Destiny's Child Molesters 69

Disembodied Assholes 69

Thundersharks! 69

Cheers Until Next Time 63

Fucking Awesome Opossum 61

Planned Parenthoodrats 60

The Fourteen Inchers 57

RACECAR 52

Brendans Doing Laundry 50

We Brake for Loki 40

Fluffy Pumpkin Squirrels 31

Josie and the Pussy Magnets 22

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

You did vote yesterday, right? I mean, I'd hate to think the $6.5 billion spent on the election was wasted.

Sigh.

In other news, big, huge, fat win for Legion of Doom. They had a domineering amount of points compared to the rest of you. Much like the domineering amount of money Monsantos kicked in ($4,755,278) to get you to vote "with the farmers" in defeating Prop. 104. Silly "Right to Know" people! Did you really think your total of $625,968 raised was going to convince the smart people of Colorado that it might be a good idea to start labeling at least some foods containing GMOs? Really? Monsantos, Pepsi, Kraft Foods, Coca-Cola, General Mills and the $12,665,225 they raised can't be wrong! I think they proved that last night.

Sigh.

Also a congrats to Legion of Doom again as well as Jehovah's Wetness, Chalupa Batman, and Keep Dem Phones in dem Pokkitz for all acing Round 2 and jokering! Reminds me of Tuesday night when the joker known as Cory Gardner unseated Democratic incumbent Mark Udall for Senate. Do none of you remember when Fort Collins was in House District 4 before the redristricting in 2010 and he was our Representative? Now, I'm not saying I really like Udall, but what I really, really don't like is a Hard-Core Conservative (yes, that's an actual branding from the VoteMatch analysis from OnTheIssues) that strongly opposes abortion, same-sex marriage while strongly favoring expansion of the military while keeping (his) god in the public sphere.

Sigh.

And hey! Let me not leave out Thundersharks! for acing Round 8, with Disembodied Assholes only missing one point! You know who else totally misses the point? The whole fucking United States of America. With a Republican majority in both the House and the Senate (with Mitch McConnell as the House MAJORITY Leader now!), part of me hopes we see the worst of the worst: criminalize abortion, hang the gays, march in to Iran, hell, all of the Middle East for good measure! Maybe then we'll have a triumph in 2016.  And I'm not talking a Democrat triumph; I'm talking a triumph of rationality for once. Fuck the system: vote LIBERTARIAN.

Sigh.

Doesn't matter. We'll all be made brides of ISIS before the Republicans get a chance to penetrate our tight, Ebloa-ridden ass holes any way.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

----- WATCH THIS SPACE! -----

I can almost guarantee we'll be canceled on Christmas Even and New Year's Eve, probably Thanksgiving Eve, too. But how will you know for sure?

----- WATCH THIS SPACE! -----

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters. Be afraid.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

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