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Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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2:23 AM, January 29, 2015
Scores
I'm JUST Here So I Won't Get Fined 82

Return of the Revenge of 5% Nation Reunion 81

Chalupa Batman 79

Fisted Sister 79

Indecent Exposure 76

Turds of Prey 75

The Rumen Fluid 73

Two Pump Chumps 72

Kawaii Super Pony Princesses 71

Photo-Shit-Thesis 69

Periodic Table Dancers 68

I'm Still Not Sure What's on That Guy's Weiner 66

Mustard Buffet 65

Plan B 63

Dirty Sna-chez 62

The Bastard Billies 61

Trivial Hirsute 60

I'm Here So I Don't Get Fined 57

B & M 56

Penguins Licking Bagels 51

Trebek's Erection 51

Dangle Downs 48

It's Okay. We're Not Gonna Win 19

Team Patrick Swayze 18

Rock It, Sock It, Put It in Your Pocket 14

Multiple Scoregasams 7

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

(Note from The Radness That is Brecken: This is the kind of blog that gets written when I turn off my brain and just let my fingers type away. What does it mean? How the hell should I know. I'm just as confused as you are. Enjoy...?)

Hannah: What drama? This is just me.
Adam: Exactly.

Will someone please hit me until I stop feeling like I'm 15 years old? Thanks.

Firsts for the night:
- Most teams ever: 26

- First brown helpie: Matt of Smitty fame (we're not racists; Matt's just the only person that quizzes that doesn't look like the middle of an Oreo. Blame FoCo).

- Two teams with the (almost) same name: mad confusion.

- 5% Nation reunion: We are so fucking old.

Shit fuck the fuck:
I'm not in love with you, I just think you're kind of nice to talk to.
I don't want to marry you, I just want to talk about books.
I hate this town more than you do. I moved here to go to school, I failed at school, fuck this town. Bitch.

(All punctuation and spelling is intentional. Suck my dick.)

I'm going to start doing heroin. Not shooting. That's gross. I'm gonna smoke it. Or snort it. I haven't decided. Don't tell my dad. See you in hell.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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3:30 AM, January 22, 2015
Scores
I Wonder What Was on That Guy's Weiner? 87

It's Time to Fuck! 85

Chalupa Batman 84

Traveling Questioners 81

Take This Job and Shove It! 80

Git Dem Buttz! 77

The Jon Benet Ramseys 74

Guys and Balls 73

Martian Law 71

Sara Spread Eagle 68

Sexy Sextuplets 61

Touched by an Uncle 58

Ball So Hard 56

Jizzabelle's Facials 51

Yup 27

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

There is something to be said for the art of conversation, an art that is hidden at best, lost at worst. There is a virtue in being able to sit, face to face with another human, and expatiate upon themes similar or dissimilar to your lives.

In this world of hashtags and sound bites, it is much easier to talk at someone rather than talk with someone. More often than not, while giving the appearance of listening, one is actually waiting for his or her turn to speak, thinking of what to say next instead of truly listening to the other person.

It is a rare thing in deed when you meet a person that you can engage with in actual discourse. Actual discourse! Not just back and forth I Say Then You Say, but a full tractation of the points made between the two. 

It is even more rare to find a person that not only makes valid points, but allows you the respect and time needed to expound upon your own points and genuinely listens to what you have to say, rather than merely hearing.

If you can find that person and you yourself are of the conversating variety, let nothing stop you from your repartees. Perhaps the world would be a better place if we could all find a person with witch to share a colloquy. Is it too much to think that we could attain harmony just by speaking and listening to another person, giving equal weight to each?

Yeah, probably. Especially when none of you are getting laid.

Seriously, quizlings: go get fucked. I mean that in the best possible way.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

Trailhead Tavern
148 W Mountain Ave
Fort Collins, CO 80524
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
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3:07 AM, January 15, 2015
Scores
Just Say Wang 88

Chicken Parm You Tore My Quad 86

Haley's Vomit 76

Je Suis Charlie's Angels 72

Destiny's Child Molesters 71

Git Dem Buttz! 71

Hoffmanitis 71

Darth Binks 66

TA's 65

TEF HELL 60

Team Hesh! 55

Stromboli 48

Beefy Butter Cakes 38

Raisin Toast Turkey Bacon 13

The Radness That Is Brecken


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Wednesdays, 7:30. Trailhead, bitches.
Brecken (The Radness That Is Brecken)

It's hard to be humble when you're so fucking smart...

The Radness That Is Brecken has been a quiz mistress since Aug. 2007. Yeah, that's a long fucking time. It is said the only way to stop her is to kill her, and, really, good luck with that.

When not belittleing you on a mic, Brecken is busy hating people (see her neck tattoo), and really not caring about much... except GWD, Trailhead, and beer.

To quote Arthur Balfour: "Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all."

Pet peeves include people that yawn without covering their mouth, those that say "WHAT?" instead of "Pardon?", and people that accuse Miss B of being a bad pet owner. That shit will get you punched in the mouth. Seriously. Ask anybody.

Check out her other writing misadventures at Writing As I Write. You know you want to, so stop being all douchy about it.

And please remember: much like the Wu-Tang Clan, Brecken ain't nothing to fuck with.

How did it get to be Wednesday again already? Two weeks in to 2015! My, how the time does fly. I believe it was Confucius that said "The years start coming and they don't stop coming." Or was that Einstein?

I think the best news of 2015 thus far has been the insane drop in gas prices. A gallon of gas is so cheap now, I've decided to go back to huffing it.

Anyway, pretty impressive performances from all of you tonight. And, if we're being compleatly honest, pretty impressive performance from me as well. Alex of Git Dem Buttz! confirmed that I was the best QM of all time and he should know: he wrote the book on being the best QM! Well, not the literal book. Who the hell would buy that? When I think it through, I guess he didn't write the figurative book on it either. JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT!

By far the best compliment I received tonight (and boy-howdy were there a lot!) was from Becky. She told me she was proud of me because I know how to read. Actually, I think her exact words were, "I didn't know you could even read..." but did she ever sound proud of me!

Boy do we have fun.

Stay classy, Trailheaders. Wherever you are.

Did you know that I write more than this blog? Join the cool kids and "like" my FB page, Writing As I Write. New shit hardly every gets posted. That's why I need you to like it. Maybe then I'll be motivated.

And I make with the Twitters where we all #OccupyTomHanks.

But don't be afraid to check out our other local quizzes! We're all really, really nice people... promise... Except Andy. He'll cut you.

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