Gar is an idiot man-child who likes cats, video games and beer.

He's a huge fan of Jeopardy, going so far as to acquire Alex Trebek's former mustache, which causes him to look like Ron Swanson. Mustache got Delilah'd

Despite the occasional run-on sentence, Gar is a dedicated Grammar Nazi. He's also a giant stickler for rules, mainly because his anxious disposition precludes from him convincingly pulling off any untoward behavior of his own.

A social recluse by day, the prospect of booze-fueled battles of wits propels him to leave the warm, comforting glow of his computer monitor each night for pub quiz.

A co-worker invited me to play an inferior trivia game at a bar a few years back.   We formed a team.  We were pretty good, but the location/game sucked.  We found salvation in Geeks Who Drink.  We haunted the Rice Village Woodrows for a year or so, then moved to Cedar Creek in the Heights because it was closer to our homes.  I heard the clarion call for new quizmasters, tried out, and the suckers gave me a bar.

I love pub quiz.  I love beer.  I love the burgers at Christian's.  It was kismet.

When I'm not an obnoxious quiz player or awesome host, I have a 100 pound dog whose breed hunted lions, try to keep my lawn from embarassing me, and cook cool, funky, exotic food (Korean and Ethiopean are favorites.)

WARNING: The following is top secret. It will most certainly stay that way, as nobody is ever going to read it.

I know everything there is to know about me. Nobody knows more about me than I do, and most likely nobody ever will. If I were a pub quiz, you would fail.

I am a recovering midwesterner on my ninth step (seeking apologies from everyone who was responsible for my being in the midwest as long as i was). I'll soon be moving on to the tenth step, where I take inventory of how my own actions made such a thing possible.

I am a (mostly) proud BU Terrier (I say mostly because though our hockey team is good, I'd never say I'm proud of them) with a degree in business (the highest of the classical sciences). Though Quizmaster is what I would consider my "day job" I'm also a CPA in my free time. I know what you're thinking, and NO... I DON'T do taxes. Not all CPAs do taxes. I am one of those who does not.

I do not like eating animal. Nothing against the animals. And nothing for the animals. I just don't do it. Don't ask. Or do. I don't give a shit (see Nick Swardson, All Day, for proper accenting of that last sentence).

I am a fan of penguins, owls, sheep, and dragons. This is because I can draw them at a 3rd grade level. All of my other drawing skills are closer to the Pre-K level.

I am a gamer at heart. Talk to me about Final Fantasy or Zelda. Don't talk to me about Halo, COD, or any other FPS disasters. I'm a classic JRPG lover and will defend the genre to the end of the earth. May the various gods help you when you try to argue it with me. "But I can't see people's heads blow up when I kill them!" "You're an idiot. I win."

I am about 5' 10". I am VERY Caucasian (read pale... not my fault). I am a musician. I am well read in Sci-Fi. I am scrawny. I am mostly happy. I am the warrior. I am not your father's oldsmobile.

But mostly, I am. (I think.)

A geek of many sorts:

 • a space geek - believe it or not, I really am a rocket scientist

• a music geek - used to be a DJ at my college radio station

• a concert geek - live music rocks! (pun intended)

• a live theatre geek - it's just a better value than the going to the cinema at this point

• a musical theatre geek -more than an straight man rightfully should be

• a political geek - it's a much better bloodsport than the MMA

• a pop culture geek - grew up as a latch-key child, so TV was my babysitter

• a bike geek - Orbea Orca with Campy Record-11 (if you know what that is, then you're a bike geek, too)

Born and raised in Alaska, Wyatt is a local comedian and host. Winner of the Anchorage Press Picks "Best Comic". Wyatt is a funloving charismatic person who brings energy, exticement and just a hint of sarcasm to his to all his events.