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Bumsted's
500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Of Tie Breakers for Tie Breakers
Patsquatch

Ah graduation, that time when 12 years’ worth of effort and hard work culminates in a moment when a student can gather with friends and family to take all our parking places and make parking at quiz a complete bitch. My nostalgia and admiration runs out pretty hard when I have to lug all my shit from several blocks away. I mean sure it is a milestone that every student should be proud of achieving but it is directly inconveniencing me so rather than celebrate their achievement I am just going to shout at them to get off my lawn. And if we all parked on lawns this whole diatribe would make a lot more sense. Here’s the recap: Round
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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The Collective Brewing Project
112 St. Louis Ave.
Fort Worth, TX
76104
[Thursday 7:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Sandwiches
Joel Wassner, Sandwich Lover

I eat a sandwich for lunch every day, without fail. I have probably done this since my mom was making lunch for me, back before preschool, while I would watch The Price is Right and yell at the TV when the contestants were making bad choices. I guess I just never saw a reason to have something else for lunch. What's not to like about sandwiches? It also saves me from wondering what I'm going to get for lunch when I go to the kitchen. I don't have to think about it, I'm getting a delicious sandwich. You have nearly infinite possibilities with sandwiches too. There's so much variety with what you can put on your sandwich, from different meats, cheeses, veggies, even different kinds of
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What do you put in these spaces? I'm a 26 year old Hoosier, still trying to survive in Texas. I like pizza, sleeping, having fun, breathing, and other things like that. I do not like socks/shoes, brussel sprouts, anything from Wisconsin, and people who are dicks to other people. I never grew out of my dinosaur phase.

Go Cubs.


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The Great Dane (Downtown)
123 E Doty St
Madison, WI
53703
[Monday 8:30 pm]
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Monday, May 18, 2015
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That Hilter-esk Guy
The Dark Lord of All

  Monday night we gathered in the recesses of the Grate Dane to answer questions that ranged from “I got this guys,” to “you should know this one! Great, we are going to lose because of you.” Sadly there was only one drag queen question #TeamPearl. First place team is excited that they finally got their birthright first place. At least they felt it was their right but we will see if they can hold their spot at the most important quiz next week. Best of luck Soviet
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  I was a vigilant crime fighter when my wife died. I guess this life style wasn't easy being a single father but I found a way to involve my beautiful daughter, Arizona. I was a true family man. When the heat got too hot and the times were too fast I decided to retire.

  Finding myself bored I took up archeology and soon found myself questioning if I could see if I could steal the declaration of independence. I drove angry knowing that I was the ghost rider. I pulled up to face/off with the security guards. I know the guard was a bad lieutenant and I could see what was going to happen next. It was going to be a grind house. I listened to the weather man to make sure I would be gone in 60 seconds but sometimes you need adaptation to make sure you don't receive the kiss of death. Needless to say I failed, in terms of luck I got snake eyes. To this day it is not stolen. The whole event was caught on an 8mm camera and after a quick trip on con air I found myself in the city of angles. In prison I gained the nickname Bangkok dangerous because I was truly a lord of war. Some even called me the ant bully. Time in jail moves slow like the season of the witch.

  What I learned was that you always need to be mindful of trying to steal a national landmark you should bring more that just a hive bees.


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Zio Romolo's Alley Bar
2400 W 32nd Ave
Denver, CO
80211
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Why Jaden Smith is ruining our Society
McFly

By Benji BillmanLet's be honest. We can all agree that we have no feelings either way toward Jaden Smith (at least I didn't until he fucked up). I know what some of you are thinking: "Benji, back off. He is only a kid". As someone who works with kids, let me begin with saying: being a kid is not an excuse. Nor is being a celebrity's child. He has done very little to contribute to our society, and now he is attending his prom in an all white Batman costume. This is a cry for HELP, people. After all of the shitty work he has done for us, he is practically throwing himself to the public. Waiting for a super hero to rescue him. All symbolism aside (as I couldn't find the
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Likes:

Arcade games
80s Movies
The Original Nintendo (NES) and Super Nintendo (SNES)
Mathematics
Beer
Non-Fiction
NPR
Redheads
Ultimate Frisbee

Dislikes:

Mean people
Pickles
Meat

The nickname McFly is derived from my love for Back to the Future. It isn't my real last name, but a lot of people think it is. As much as it appears that I spend a lot of time in front of a boxy controller or joystick, I do enjoy the outdoors, as well. You can find me at the 1up on Colfax periodically. I love playing GWD and being a Quiz Master. 


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Buck & Badger Northwoods Lodge
115 State St
Madison, WI
53703
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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Professor Birch Please
The Dark Lord of All

I’ve always been meaning to read that book but its hard to find time to read Green Eggs and Ham. This is what I heard for an adjacent team but alas like a man with no distractions and all the books he could ever need they found their reading glasses broken.   Chicken McThuggets have found themselves a bitter rival. It was about time; when you become a giant people will come all around to challenge you. It is a shame when you are the best for the young and ignorant will step up too soon. Leaving veterans like Chicken McThuggets to strike
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  I was a vigilant crime fighter when my wife died. I guess this life style wasn't easy being a single father but I found a way to involve my beautiful daughter, Arizona. I was a true family man. When the heat got too hot and the times were too fast I decided to retire.

  Finding myself bored I took up archeology and soon found myself questioning if I could see if I could steal the declaration of independence. I drove angry knowing that I was the ghost rider. I pulled up to face/off with the security guards. I know the guard was a bad lieutenant and I could see what was going to happen next. It was going to be a grind house. I listened to the weather man to make sure I would be gone in 60 seconds but sometimes you need adaptation to make sure you don't receive the kiss of death. Needless to say I failed, in terms of luck I got snake eyes. To this day it is not stolen. The whole event was caught on an 8mm camera and after a quick trip on con air I found myself in the city of angles. In prison I gained the nickname Bangkok dangerous because I was truly a lord of war. Some even called me the ant bully. Time in jail moves slow like the season of the witch.

  What I learned was that you always need to be mindful of trying to steal a national landmark you should bring more that just a hive bees.


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The Unicorn
1118 E Pike St
Seattle, WA
98122
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Thanks for Being a Ken
R-Kenny

Like I said in last week's blog, while our website is under renovations, I've retired the old blog format. The Hall of Shame and Mad Props will return. Don't you worry. Just not this week. So what are we going to talk about to close out our evening? How about the fact that I'm watching Bill Nye the Science Guy on Netflix. They've uploaded the entire series in all it's glory. Honestly, I forgot how great this show was. It's totally silly, but really really fun. Maybe someday, if I have kids, I'll force them to watch this. All the special effects, awkward sound effects and Bill's general oddball-ness make for straight-up great TV. I've opted to watch the episode on Volcanoes for no reason
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Master of the old skool-jams and token white boy, R-Kenny rules the land on the strength of his street knowledge. And by street knowledge, he means his middle class suburban upbringing.


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The Point After
5445 S 900 E
Salt Lake City, UT
84117
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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I'm Back in the Game!!
QuizBitch Jen

A crazy thing happened to me while across the northern border. I'm sure most of you have heard from the subbing QM's that I shattered my leg. What they may not have told you is that it was from a random land-bound shark attack! That's not so incredible to believe- I had quite a few guys believing me earlier tonight. Nah, nothing quite so awesome as a shark, just a motor vehicle accident. But chicks with scars are hot, right?!Lots of teams came out for my homecoming- 7 of them! I was so happy we had a packed house tonight!Drunk Teachers were in fact all teachers and all drunk at some point. I'd Rather Be Porking dominated as usual. Someone
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Aloft Tucson University
1900 E Speedway Blvd
Tucson, AZ
85719
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
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On the Last Day of School, I Locked Myself In
Lady Busty

Well, I could have gotten out, but I would have had to walk twenty-ish miles home. Somehow, I lost half of my work keys after a busy day of putting away boxes and books. I keep my stuff in a filing cabinet, as I do not have an office. When I went to get my things, those keys were missing from my lanyard. I had to get a custodian to break open that filing cabinet, thereby making its lock useless. Tomorrow was supposed to be a lazy-ish day of finishing up projects and last-minute checking-in of materials. Now, I get to scour four rooms plus the library itself. Fun.    Maybe some teachers can help me. I mean, on my own, it took me a full year to find a
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I was born in Scotland to American parents. I spent most of my youth moving around the world as a Navy brat (think: every two years), spending the most time in the UK. Don't let this Midwestern accent fool you. I'm a Brit. Try as I might, I will pronounce and spell things the British way (it is English, after all) and can have a dry, naughty sense of humour. I love puns to no end. Though I am homesick for the Isles, I have adopted Tucson as my home. I've done enough moving for anyone.

What else? I am a Gemini, so there is (at least) one other side to me and I am incredibly indecisive. If there is ever a decision to be made, please, make it for me. I'll be forever in your debt.

I am a Lady, in that I own land in Scotland: two parcels .

I am honest, though I would never say, to any fault. Try me. I'll answer pretty much any question.

I have two degress in Theatre and run the library at a middle school.

I live with my husband, our seven rabbits, six chickens, four ducks, four cats, two dogs, two goats, and two turtles.